Samuel Gayden
@samgayden.bsky.social
i NEED the slayer's phone number
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Time to bully VEGA with my favorite tactic: being a CEO
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Time to bully VEGA with my favorite tactic: being a CEO
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me leaving barrels of radioactive waste where certain people can fall in and become radioactive, which can't be good. But I'm cool, so it's okay.
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me leaving barrels of radioactive waste where certain people can fall in and become radioactive, which can't be good. But I'm cool, so it's okay.
I built this body, you know. What's under that suit
September 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I built this body, you know. What's under that suit
Time to bully the Dark Lord with my favorite tactic: not being the villain in this story
September 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Dark Lord with my favorite tactic: not being the villain in this story
/My/ house happens to be maze-free. I need to study you
September 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
/My/ house happens to be maze-free. I need to study you
Time to bully the Marauder with my favorite tactic: making sure VEGA and Doomguy get legally divorced
September 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Marauder with my favorite tactic: making sure VEGA and Doomguy get legally divorced
Time to bully the Intern with my favorite tactic: living in the Fortress rent-free
September 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Time to bully the Intern with my favorite tactic: living in the Fortress rent-free
The Slayer STILL has not returned any of my emails
September 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Slayer STILL has not returned any of my emails
It is our greatest asset. Haha. Ass. So, are you up for pretzel sticks with NO WATER at my place?
September 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
It is our greatest asset. Haha. Ass. So, are you up for pretzel sticks with NO WATER at my place?
Time to bully the Dark Lord with my favorite tactic: taking away the Crucible for my own use
September 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Dark Lord with my favorite tactic: taking away the Crucible for my own use
Time to bully the Icon of Sin with my favorite tactic: being a CEO
September 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Time to bully the Icon of Sin with my favorite tactic: being a CEO
Doomguy STILL has not said I love you. Or anything at all, really
September 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Doomguy STILL has not said I love you. Or anything at all, really
Doomguy STILL has not let me take him on a date
September 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Doomguy STILL has not let me take him on a date
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me patching that huge hole in the surface of Mars. The Icon of Sin came up with that one, I just followed through.
September 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me patching that huge hole in the surface of Mars. The Icon of Sin came up with that one, I just followed through.
Time to bully Dr. Betruger with my favorite tactic: living in the Fortress rent-free
September 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Time to bully Dr. Betruger with my favorite tactic: living in the Fortress rent-free
Time to bully the Icon of Sin with my favorite tactic: leaving barrels of radioactive waste where certain people can fall in and become radioactive, which can't be good
September 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Icon of Sin with my favorite tactic: leaving barrels of radioactive waste where certain people can fall in and become radioactive, which can't be good
The Slayer STILL has not given me his number
September 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The Slayer STILL has not given me his number
Time to bully the Hell Priests with my favorite tactic: using the BFG responsibly
September 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Hell Priests with my favorite tactic: using the BFG responsibly
Time to bully the Father with my favorite tactic: reminding everyone I control the universe
September 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Time to bully the Father with my favorite tactic: reminding everyone I control the universe
Doomguy STILL has not let me take him on a date
September 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Doomguy STILL has not let me take him on a date
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me making sure VEGA and Doomguy get legally divorced. Somehow, this is The Intern's fault.
September 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me making sure VEGA and Doomguy get legally divorced. Somehow, this is The Intern's fault.
Time to bully the Father with my favorite tactic: making sure VEGA and the Slayer get legally divorced
September 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Time to bully the Father with my favorite tactic: making sure VEGA and the Slayer get legally divorced
/My/ house happens to be ballpit-free. So, are you up for pretzel sticks with NO WATER at my place?
September 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
/My/ house happens to be ballpit-free. So, are you up for pretzel sticks with NO WATER at my place?
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me not being the villain in this story. Somehow, this is The Khan Maykr's fault.
September 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me not being the villain in this story. Somehow, this is The Khan Maykr's fault.
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me taking away the Crucible for my own use. The Marauder came up with that one, I just followed through.
September 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Apparently The Slayer is not happy about me taking away the Crucible for my own use. The Marauder came up with that one, I just followed through.