Sam Gordon
@samgordon7.bsky.social
I watch my shows. I read my books. I scroll my apps.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
Went to a local tailor to get a bridesmaid dress hemmed. After sticking two safety pins in the bottom she told me I was all set and to “not gain any weight.”
This is my villain origin story.
This is my villain origin story.
August 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Went to a local tailor to get a bridesmaid dress hemmed. After sticking two safety pins in the bottom she told me I was all set and to “not gain any weight.”
This is my villain origin story.
This is my villain origin story.
I just got a new, cute athleisure dress and there are no pockets in the bike shorts and I want to sue. Put pockets on women’s clothes!!
June 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I just got a new, cute athleisure dress and there are no pockets in the bike shorts and I want to sue. Put pockets on women’s clothes!!
So, folks who were completely blindsided by a lay-off, how’d you cope?
April 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So, folks who were completely blindsided by a lay-off, how’d you cope?
Sorry, Aubry invoking Wardog in #Survivor50 is hilarious to me.
April 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Sorry, Aubry invoking Wardog in #Survivor50 is hilarious to me.
People freaking out about Tied Destinies in #Survivor50. It's brutal and I still haven't recovered from it in #SurvivorSA.
April 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
People freaking out about Tied Destinies in #Survivor50. It's brutal and I still haven't recovered from it in #SurvivorSA.
Shocked Simon face is the best. #SurvivorAU
April 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Shocked Simon face is the best. #SurvivorAU
IMO Kamilla should be able to throw hands immediately if anyone in her vicinity even utters, “honor and integrity” or “cut from the same cloth”. #survivor50
April 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
IMO Kamilla should be able to throw hands immediately if anyone in her vicinity even utters, “honor and integrity” or “cut from the same cloth”. #survivor50
Husband and I recently watched through all of What We Do in the Shadows. Upon watching The Finale yesterday I hadn't been aware it was OVER over. I am distraught. I needed more time with my delicious weirdo friends. #WWDITS
a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and tie .
Alt: Vampire Laszlo saying someone is his best friend in a lot of weird ways
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March 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Husband and I recently watched through all of What We Do in the Shadows. Upon watching The Finale yesterday I hadn't been aware it was OVER over. I am distraught. I needed more time with my delicious weirdo friends. #WWDITS
This show is better without journeys and musical interludes. #Survivor50
March 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This show is better without journeys and musical interludes. #Survivor50
I have such a soft spot for David Mitchell and his “What a picture, what a what a picture” show tune is now wired into my brain. #lastonelaughing
March 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I have such a soft spot for David Mitchell and his “What a picture, what a what a picture” show tune is now wired into my brain. #lastonelaughing
Jessica Williams is everything. Harrison Ford is *chef's kiss*. #Shrinking is the heartiest show on television right now and I love it so, so much.
March 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Jessica Williams is everything. Harrison Ford is *chef's kiss*. #Shrinking is the heartiest show on television right now and I love it so, so much.
My mom talking about how much she loves Joe and respects him standing by his code of honor and integrity and in the same breath says she can't stand Coach.
Mom...😮💨
Mom...😮💨
March 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My mom talking about how much she loves Joe and respects him standing by his code of honor and integrity and in the same breath says she can't stand Coach.
Mom...😮💨
Mom...😮💨
My whole feed is full of “It should’ve been Stephenie” posts. You are my people. #survivor50
March 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My whole feed is full of “It should’ve been Stephenie” posts. You are my people. #survivor50
Forever and always, fuck cancer.
March 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Forever and always, fuck cancer.
I can’t believe it’s been 8 years since we’ve seen Christian on our screens. His energy and joy is infectious. #Survivor50
March 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I can’t believe it’s been 8 years since we’ve seen Christian on our screens. His energy and joy is infectious. #Survivor50
Went into #SurvivorAU ep 5 knowing what was going to happen. Still cried.
What a character. What a player. Thanks for everything, Dirty Harry.
What a character. What a player. Thanks for everything, Dirty Harry.
March 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Went into #SurvivorAU ep 5 knowing what was going to happen. Still cried.
What a character. What a player. Thanks for everything, Dirty Harry.
What a character. What a player. Thanks for everything, Dirty Harry.
*screams at everything*
March 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
*screams at everything*
Donna Kelce’s reactions were my favorite part of #thetraitorsus reunion
February 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Donna Kelce’s reactions were my favorite part of #thetraitorsus reunion
Pretty rude to be trapped inside during a blizzard and the Olympics are just...over.
February 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Pretty rude to be trapped inside during a blizzard and the Olympics are just...over.