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Pun in a Million
@samlange.bsky.social
Theatre artist and Pun enthusiast. Pharm tech slinging them meds. He/him/his
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In honor of the thread from Twitter, a continuation:

Drop a theme and I'll give you a related pun.
Back in the kitchen with some tostadas. Masienda blue, butternut squash and black beans, queso quesadilla and oxaca, sour cream and hatch chili.
May 19, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Bought $40 in imported Italian flour. The pizza is pretty fire
May 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Pizza pizzaing. Grandma style pepperoni with calabrian chili. Used a lloyds pan over baking steel at 500
April 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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This is the FINAL WEEKEND to pre-order SEVEN WIVES #1!

"An instant classic" - Screenrant
"Your next favorite murder mystery" - AIPT
"Horrifying, heartfelt, and surprising. This is no simple mystery." - Capes & Tights

$4.99 for 40 pages, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line! Pre-order now!
April 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Hey if any of you want to pay me to write your video game, I love to write video games and am quite good at writing video games. You should pay me to write your video game
March 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Some top tier cheese pizza this weekend, one a huge jump up on the technical end, but both delicious. First time using a partially rye crust.
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Chritmas is a time for pepperoni as all time is for pepperoni
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Wishing all a wonderful holiday season
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hello bluesky, recent foodstuffs to catch up
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The mighty poolish
August 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On track to make 10 pizzas from scratch since I turned 30 last week.
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Shocked and sad and amazed to see my first live spotted lanternfly in our own backyard (Chicago). Gorgeous animal—I wasn’t prepared for how beautiful it was. 🥲 Squashed and reported on @inaturalist.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If you happen to catch the 35th anniversary release of TMNT back in theaters—you’ll see a commercial for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown!

Such a deeply surreal moment, especially knowing it’s happening nationwide. So proud of the entire team!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3229100/...
August 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Got some sourdough starter going. Made some crackers, pretty good honestly.
August 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I’m part of a project near and dear to my heart, a documentary about Nancy Drew: her stories, games, & place in girls’ imaginations

Funding was cut by the fed, so it’s up to Kickstarter. Please, if you can - this is a special project that deserves to come out

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cod...
Nancy Drew: The Case of the American Icon
Full-length documentary exploring the history and cultural impact of literature’s OG girl sleuth - Nancy Drew
www.kickstarter.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Samanthuel Louise Gillson AKA @splendid.land draws near in my latest RPG Potential interview!! Hear about how she began making games, which RPGs have inspired her, and how FRANKEN came to be!
youtu.be/nou6a0Et3KA

Play FRANKEN and her new game, Formless Star!!
splendidland.itch.io
Samanthuel Louise Gillson: FRANKEN – RPG Potential LV5
YouTube video by NOKOGODO
youtu.be
July 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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My contract with Blizzard ends in September. If anyone needs a senior writer/narrative designer with 8 years of experience in AAA game development, I’m here!
July 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have taken the necessary caffeine, 400mg Monday the histories will call it.
June 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Dough ferment probably would have gone crazy if I had the time earlier this week. Damn heat.
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can't overstate how refreshing homemade pico can be.
June 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Gonna try making pita bread and gonna make pico de gallo this weekend.
June 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM