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my other car is a shirt made out of bones
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Robert Saleh will now be putting the entire Titans roster on the Jordan Peterson Meat Poisoning Diet
September 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Robert Saleh will now be putting the entire Titans roster on the Jordan Peterson Meat Poisoning Diet
My only issue with sports entities’ stances over the past few years regarding Russia and Israel is that the US has always bizarrely and inexplicably avoided similar treatment despite deserving it more than anyone in the history of the modern world
September 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My only issue with sports entities’ stances over the past few years regarding Russia and Israel is that the US has always bizarrely and inexplicably avoided similar treatment despite deserving it more than anyone in the history of the modern world
So the guy who played Cleary on “The Knick” is the GEICO hump day camel eh
September 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
So the guy who played Cleary on “The Knick” is the GEICO hump day camel eh
For real is that Cooper Manning or Robert Davi
September 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
For real is that Cooper Manning or Robert Davi
For real is that Cooper Manning or Robert Davi
September 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
For real is that Cooper Manning or Robert Davi
I like the cherry cola Celsius and that scares the hell out of me
September 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I like the cherry cola Celsius and that scares the hell out of me
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Another thing about this is the idea that NYC and LA, cities chockablock with transplants, don’t understand the other parts of the country. I moved to SoCal from Northern Virginia, you don’t think I’ve met a fucking Republican bsky.app/profile/emil...
I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel
September 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Another thing about this is the idea that NYC and LA, cities chockablock with transplants, don’t understand the other parts of the country. I moved to SoCal from Northern Virginia, you don’t think I’ve met a fucking Republican bsky.app/profile/emil...
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No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
September 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
If you have both Ukraine and Israel flags in your bio, the chances that you aren’t a white supremacist are asymptotically approaching zero
September 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If you have both Ukraine and Israel flags in your bio, the chances that you aren’t a white supremacist are asymptotically approaching zero
*Fighting through tears* ACAB includes Shaq
September 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
*Fighting through tears* ACAB includes Shaq
I resisted watching it because I knew it would be bad but good GOD did S*mone Sanders + E*gene Daniels come off like helpless short-circuiting propagandists in the Piker ep of Clock It
The bar is LOW, people. Become a politics journalist — don’t rock the boat or believe in anything and you’re HIRED
The bar is LOW, people. Become a politics journalist — don’t rock the boat or believe in anything and you’re HIRED
September 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I resisted watching it because I knew it would be bad but good GOD did S*mone Sanders + E*gene Daniels come off like helpless short-circuiting propagandists in the Piker ep of Clock It
The bar is LOW, people. Become a politics journalist — don’t rock the boat or believe in anything and you’re HIRED
The bar is LOW, people. Become a politics journalist — don’t rock the boat or believe in anything and you’re HIRED
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN QUEBEC “RAN OUT OF BOURBON”
September 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN QUEBEC “RAN OUT OF BOURBON”
Uhh I did *not* know that Ed Sheeran performed at Robert Kraft’s WEDDING people.com/sports/ed-sh...
Ed Sheeran on Why He Performed at Robert Kraft's Surprise Wedding: 'He's Super Sweet'
Ed Sheeran shares how he ended up performing at Robert Kraft's surprise wedding
people.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Uhh I did *not* know that Ed Sheeran performed at Robert Kraft’s WEDDING people.com/sports/ed-sh...
More movies should have Seymour Cassel driving a car in a Santa suit
September 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
More movies should have Seymour Cassel driving a car in a Santa suit
Leaving a wreath at Ground Zero tomorrow or as the Brits call it “Mince Nil”
September 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Leaving a wreath at Ground Zero tomorrow or as the Brits call it “Mince Nil”
Gonna rebrand as a Japanese pro wrestler who keeps getting hit in the tibia with foreign objects but never gets hurt. Call me Shin’s Okay Nakamura
September 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gonna rebrand as a Japanese pro wrestler who keeps getting hit in the tibia with foreign objects but never gets hurt. Call me Shin’s Okay Nakamura
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Preserving physical media in this time of loss by burning WMU's 14-minute field goal drive to a DVD
September 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Preserving physical media in this time of loss by burning WMU's 14-minute field goal drive to a DVD
Breakin’ 2 reboot but instead of youths trying to save a community center it’s AS Monaco trying to sell literally any player
September 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Breakin’ 2 reboot but instead of youths trying to save a community center it’s AS Monaco trying to sell literally any player
Uncle Dennis Robertson has been hired as Shohei Ohtani’s new interpreter
Waiting for the news that Uncle Dennis is joining Everton has a special consultant to the technical director
September 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Uncle Dennis Robertson has been hired as Shohei Ohtani’s new interpreter
Waiting for the news that Uncle Dennis is joining Everton has a special consultant to the technical director
September 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Waiting for the news that Uncle Dennis is joining Everton has a special consultant to the technical director
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he looks kind of like he's in a holding cell which was my idea
Once more, with feeling:
Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald”
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Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald”
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Rahm Emanuel: 'You Don't Like My Ideas? Show Me Yours'
Rahm Emanuel wants to take on Republicans and Democrats from the "pragmatic center." He talks Israel, the DSA, a possible run for president and more.
www.rollingstone.com
September 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
he looks kind of like he's in a holding cell which was my idea
Notice that “BUT do you condemn ______?” is only considered a valid question to ask if it’s directed by the right wing (including the ‘centrist’ Democrat leadership) toward the left
Wouldn’t a big problem if the ‘liberal media’ didn’t also adopt this same sneeringly dishonest posture every time
Wouldn’t a big problem if the ‘liberal media’ didn’t also adopt this same sneeringly dishonest posture every time
September 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Notice that “BUT do you condemn ______?” is only considered a valid question to ask if it’s directed by the right wing (including the ‘centrist’ Democrat leadership) toward the left
Wouldn’t a big problem if the ‘liberal media’ didn’t also adopt this same sneeringly dishonest posture every time
Wouldn’t a big problem if the ‘liberal media’ didn’t also adopt this same sneeringly dishonest posture every time
The Mets are a poverty franchise
August 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The Mets are a poverty franchise
Look at dumbass confusing Bruce Greenwood and Bruce McGill AGAIN
August 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Look at dumbass confusing Bruce Greenwood and Bruce McGill AGAIN