Steve Amphlett
samphlett1.bsky.social
Steve Amphlett
@samphlett1.bsky.social
Enginerd/Programmer who still uses algebra, calculus, equations and complex numbers. Theatre fan. Chilli grower/lover. Half Man Half Biscuit follower. Sober since 2013. Sussex-based.
Self in 1996. Five years before it happened.
September 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Today is a good day. I learned a new word: #idempotent
September 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I'd forgotten just how much I was enjoying this gem from @robinince.bsky.social when some other book caught my eye and took over. Great to be back into it...
August 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Still waiting for someone, anyone to recognise the #hmhb lyric. Christ that Sun's hot, etc...
August 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Can't pass the British Museum without checking the blue plaque in Sir Harry's name.
August 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
One ball up. First time in quite a while. 😁
August 21, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It's here. 😁
#hmhb
August 20, 2026 at 11:21 AM
#hmhb Holmfirth. May 2027. Tickets direct from the venue.😀
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August 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
#hmhb at Projet House, Leeds. Neil's epic bass outro to Everything's A.O.R. Marvellous. ❤️🤘
August 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
#hmhb at Project House, Leeds.
August 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
#Crinkle #Crags
That is a long way down after a mile of scrambling over the Crags.
July 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Goodbye little #Honda, you've done me well these past 9 years. If only you still made them like that. Hello little #Mazda, like a new and improved version of my old Honda. Behave yourself and we will become good friends. 🚗🚗
July 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Loved this off the wall movie. Completely nuts but very funny.
July 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
My first Frank Turner gig. And my first Eden Project visit. Great outdoor venue!
July 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Today's thought:
Will Andy Burnham's by election gamble be as successful as David Cameron's referendum gamble.
June 18, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Maureen Lipman being outstanding in #Allegra tonight at Theatre Royal Brighton.
May 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Council election results for my area are in and...

My 100% voting record is still intact. I have NEVER backed a winner in any public election or referendum.
May 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
#Rattus
An excellent tribute to The Stranglers. Playing at the iconic Hope & Anchor, Islington.
May 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Expecting to be bewildered and amused by this.
April 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
#Millbrook village and lake, as seen from the seat at the top of Maker Lane. Nice new sign for Pigshill Wood.
March 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"Most decorated" athlete...
If we're going to adopt one grotesque American word, it really should be #winningest. We have nothing like it in English.
March 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
March 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Scary sweets.
March 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
@profaliceroberts.bsky.social Really enjoyed your Worthing lecture yesterday. It really brought that part of the book to life. I've often wondered how Richard Dawkins feels about the hijack of his brilliant description of "memes" - not many know that it was his invented term.
March 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Poetry from Attila and Robin. A great way to spend a damp Sunday afternoon.
March 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM