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bonita bapplebaum
@samplanett.bsky.social
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hey bby i hear the blues are callin
I meannnnn I went to university and got my degree so I cite my sources
May 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
These > Teddy Grahams
March 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
DST is on its way, but it’s not here yet, and work is trash right now so I must lean on my No.1 once more
February 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I’m Going to Make a Bowl of Cereal: Life with ADHD”-Mercury, 2025
February 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cups this shape MAKE YOU hold your hand cvnty and i love it.
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In my happy place (bullet journaling on a 6 hour train ride)
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Unpopular opinion: grown-out nails are kind of a look
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
break up with him.
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This tumblr post keeps being proven right and it drives me insane.
January 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Don’t wanna work anymore. Here’s my stop.
January 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just in case you needed ANOTHER side to this whole UHC thing:
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Look at your love interest the way Dizzy Gillespie looked at Ella Fitzgerald
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
At this point, it matters more who my 2nd most listened to artist is lbffr (love u Durand)
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Why is the court so fuckin yellO
November 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Best pronoun joke has been made. Everyone can relax now.
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I love u Libby I’ll never leave u Libby
November 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I feel like I’m purposely not looking for accounts I used to follow on Twitter so that when a friend brings them up I can be like “I wonder if they’re on Bluesky” and then I search them and experience the joy of feeling like
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I BEG YOUR PARDON???
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The sign The face
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM