SAM
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I’ve been researching this play for years and… he just… walked it in
this has gotta be the least contested two-point conversion i've ever seen in my life
Kentucky beats LSU on the 2 point conversion in OT
October 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’ve been researching this play for years and… he just… walked it in
We need to CAT scan the ManningForehead™, it’s the crucial anatomy he’s missing to unlock his potential
man I just can't get over how many bad decisions Arch makes. as a senior with all the training in the world. he's got an arm, he's athletic, but of all the people in the world he should be the one who doesn't make these plays
October 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We need to CAT scan the ManningForehead™, it’s the crucial anatomy he’s missing to unlock his potential
This Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit
fold your hands, take some circular breaths, and contemplate the blessings of a breathtakingly stupid day of football that still has an entire LSU-Kentucky game yet to be seen
October 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[TV screen gets brighter]
[TV screen keeps getting brighter]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by brightness]
BUCK: oh god yes.
[TV screen gets brighter]
[TV screen keeps getting brighter]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by brightness]
BUCK: oh god yes.
The coloring on the ESPN broadcast for the Sharks/Blues is terrible. High contrast.
October 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[TV screen gets brighter]
[TV screen keeps getting brighter]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by brightness]
BUCK: oh god yes.
[TV screen gets brighter]
[TV screen keeps getting brighter]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by brightness]
BUCK: oh god yes.
The common denominator between bad INTs with Craig and Hoover… Sonny Yikes
TCU QB Jaden Craig has thrown 4 INTs in less than five games, this one BYU returns deep into TCU territory.
All the preseason hype about Craig was how he doesn't turn the ball over like Josh Hoover did. It's an issue.
All the preseason hype about Craig was how he doesn't turn the ball over like Josh Hoover did. It's an issue.
October 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The common denominator between bad INTs with Craig and Hoover… Sonny Yikes
ACC Saturdays
Lady casually eating crabs on the 47 bus
October 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
ACC Saturdays
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What an appalling nation
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation. https://cnn.it/4huSk5M
September 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
What an appalling nation
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This has really cracked open something for me. I had been thinking about free speech discourse in terms of hypocrisy, but this illuminates a much more consistent throughline (derogatory).
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
September 26, 2026 at 11:07 AM
This has really cracked open something for me. I had been thinking about free speech discourse in terms of hypocrisy, but this illuminates a much more consistent throughline (derogatory).
@jasonkirk.fyi 100% knew Cal was in the ACC. Yet I thought Clemson was playing a “buy” game on the road at 10pm because I just learned from this week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that they are aka UC Berkeley?! Is that not a D3 school?
September 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
@jasonkirk.fyi 100% knew Cal was in the ACC. Yet I thought Clemson was playing a “buy” game on the road at 10pm because I just learned from this week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that they are aka UC Berkeley?! Is that not a D3 school?
And for more about a certain president (not who I expected!) who cared a lot about College Football Amateurism, subscribe today to the Shutdown Fullcast Patreon www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...
September 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
And for more about a certain president (not who I expected!) who cared a lot about College Football Amateurism, subscribe today to the Shutdown Fullcast Patreon www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...
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@cjzero.bsky.social check out the SMU catch on their first drive. Jalen Hale diving one-handed 50 yard catch.
September 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social check out the SMU catch on their first drive. Jalen Hale diving one-handed 50 yard catch.
Last week, I was nostalgic for how I felt reading God’s Away On Business for the first time. Re-reading to capture the moment didn’t work.
Then I read this year’s Opener and cried again.
Dad’s home.
Then I read this year’s Opener and cried again.
Dad’s home.
September 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Last week, I was nostalgic for how I felt reading God’s Away On Business for the first time. Re-reading to capture the moment didn’t work.
Then I read this year’s Opener and cried again.
Dad’s home.
Then I read this year’s Opener and cried again.
Dad’s home.
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Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
Joshua “Bye Ball” Baez
August 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Joshua “Bye Ball” Baez
I’m 38 pages in, and have goggled at, at least, six turns of prose that make my brain tingle.
As E. B. himself says: book your dental work in October.
As E. B. himself says: book your dental work in October.
August 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’m 38 pages in, and have goggled at, at least, six turns of prose that make my brain tingle.
As E. B. himself says: book your dental work in October.
As E. B. himself says: book your dental work in October.
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Conclave (2024)
i’m allowed to like one cardinal
July 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Conclave (2024)
@surber.bsky.social the highest praise I can give for the Gilmore Girls pod is that I paused it 95 minutes in because I didn’t want more spoilers for a show I never intended to watch. S1E1 tonight.
July 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
@surber.bsky.social the highest praise I can give for the Gilmore Girls pod is that I paused it 95 minutes in because I didn’t want more spoilers for a show I never intended to watch. S1E1 tonight.
I will die for Jordan Walker
July 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I will die for Jordan Walker
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La Tormenta de La Cuidad
July 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
La Tormenta de La Cuidad
@jmjones.bsky.social what do the italics in your newsletter designate? I can’t for the life of me understand why some words get it, and others don’t, but I’m sure there’s a style guide dictating it.
July 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
@jmjones.bsky.social what do the italics in your newsletter designate? I can’t for the life of me understand why some words get it, and others don’t, but I’m sure there’s a style guide dictating it.
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gotta be a Texas judge somewhere who'll give us an injunction
July 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
gotta be a Texas judge somewhere who'll give us an injunction
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This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
www.theguardian.com
June 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social have you successfull avoided the jelly roll WC song so far?
June 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social have you successfull avoided the jelly roll WC song so far?