Tell me your pets full legal name. I'll go first.
Augustine Bartholomeow Meyer 😺
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Bagel Steak Meyer 😺
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Buddy Oscar Meyer 🐶

Good morning to everyone except those who don't put the results in the same video. To you, I hope your coffee doesn't get enough creamer.

Every piece of furniture we own came with its own allen wrench. So why is there never a freaking allen wrench in this house when we need one? And why is it always the wrong size? #christmasmorning

Having Mac-n-cheese w/ dino nuggies for lunch. Coworker asked if I was still 8 years old.
How dare you ma'am. I put black pepper in there. That is a grown woman's meal. *Pretends to make the nuggie roar*

Thinking about a job ad I once saw that had "Can take a joke." listed under the requirements. Great way to let people know the kind of culture you'll be signing up for. No, thanks. I choose not to be harassed, sexual or otherwise.

Until I had a kid of my own, I did not realize how Southern polite it was to say "worry about yourself" instead of "mind your own business." I told my 5 year old to tell other kids to mind their business and she said it with so much venom it kind of scared me.

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

It's the time of year for traditions. Like the one where I mace my entire family out of the house when I make red hot cinnamon hard candy. Does anyone eat it? I have no idea. Do I make it anyway? Yes. Why? Because *traditions*.

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Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!

Let's just go browse for Black Friday. *Does the walk of shame back to front for a cart*.