Happy Birthday to my husband! Taking him to Charlotte for Zach Bryan concert bc I always plans fun things I love for his birthday 😆
April 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Happy Birthday to my husband! Taking him to Charlotte for Zach Bryan concert bc I always plans fun things I love for his birthday 😆
Seeing Luke Combs + friends at UVA Scott Stadium over the weekend did not at all disappoint. Charlottesville seems like a cool place.
April 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Seeing Luke Combs + friends at UVA Scott Stadium over the weekend did not at all disappoint. Charlottesville seems like a cool place.
Teenage me is loving this moment of dressing my kid in a Sublime shirt
March 26, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Teenage me is loving this moment of dressing my kid in a Sublime shirt
I hate how stressed I get before big trials. Mentally and physically wrecked. Why do I keep doing this dreadful job
March 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I hate how stressed I get before big trials. Mentally and physically wrecked. Why do I keep doing this dreadful job
I got an opposing party quoting Fight Club in his email to my client. Bold choice for custody litigation case.
March 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I got an opposing party quoting Fight Club in his email to my client. Bold choice for custody litigation case.
Was moderately enjoying the Grammys until Jelly Roll. That Jelly ain’t even country let alone decent music, just some Sunday morning TV preacher on a different stage eww who would pick him over the other noms, over Tyler Childers for god sake!
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Was moderately enjoying the Grammys until Jelly Roll. That Jelly ain’t even country let alone decent music, just some Sunday morning TV preacher on a different stage eww who would pick him over the other noms, over Tyler Childers for god sake!
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It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
F*ck Flu A and its friends
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
F*ck Flu A and its friends
The term “terrible twos” must have been coined before children typically lived to 3 years of age
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The term “terrible twos” must have been coined before children typically lived to 3 years of age
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Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
Pro se party has now filed a ChatGPT Motion for Rule 11 Sanctions against me 😑 I’m tired.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pro se party has now filed a ChatGPT Motion for Rule 11 Sanctions against me 😑 I’m tired.
I love being a divorce attorney in the heartbalm capital of America. Salacious and scandalous litigation is a much needed break from the day to day emotional tearing apart of families and financials.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love being a divorce attorney in the heartbalm capital of America. Salacious and scandalous litigation is a much needed break from the day to day emotional tearing apart of families and financials.
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Speaker Hall and Leader Berger would rather come up with any excuse than fund Medicaid for the people of North Carolina.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Speaker Hall and Leader Berger would rather come up with any excuse than fund Medicaid for the people of North Carolina.
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The General Assembly will not meet to address Medicaid funding next week, despite Gov. Josh Stein's formal call for a special session.
Speaker of the House Destin Hall and Senate Leader Phil Berger told Stein the special session is unconstitutional and unnecessary.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
Speaker of the House Destin Hall and Senate Leader Phil Berger told Stein the special session is unconstitutional and unnecessary.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
General Assembly will ignore Stein's call for special session to fund Medicaid
Speaker of the House Destin Hall and Senate Leader Phil Berger told Stein the special session is unconstitutional and unnecessary.
www.wunc.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The General Assembly will not meet to address Medicaid funding next week, despite Gov. Josh Stein's formal call for a special session.
Speaker of the House Destin Hall and Senate Leader Phil Berger told Stein the special session is unconstitutional and unnecessary.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
Speaker of the House Destin Hall and Senate Leader Phil Berger told Stein the special session is unconstitutional and unnecessary.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
Reminder that hot tub in icy sideways snow and a wind chill of 8 degrees is not relaxing
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reminder that hot tub in icy sideways snow and a wind chill of 8 degrees is not relaxing
Best ciders are from Molley Chomper in Lansing, NC 🐐
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Best ciders are from Molley Chomper in Lansing, NC 🐐
A damn beautiful view this evening in WJ. Come visit Western NC 🧡
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A damn beautiful view this evening in WJ. Come visit Western NC 🧡
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
Second round of cold and flu etc this season is hurting hard
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Second round of cold and flu etc this season is hurting hard
Specialist exam making me feel real dumb, not very special.
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Specialist exam making me feel real dumb, not very special.
Specialist exam tomorrow. Had to draft and file emergency custody today and do the firm trust transfers. I’m so tired. It’s been a week. Brain just doesn’t work like it did in my youth and pre-pregnancy. Can always take it again I suppose.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Specialist exam tomorrow. Had to draft and file emergency custody today and do the firm trust transfers. I’m so tired. It’s been a week. Brain just doesn’t work like it did in my youth and pre-pregnancy. Can always take it again I suppose.
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HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
Heard the word “disastrous” 284x from the announcers in these last few minutes of the Panthers first half. We get it!
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Heard the word “disastrous” 284x from the announcers in these last few minutes of the Panthers first half. We get it!
The use of Jimmy Buffets “Boat Drinks” in the first ep of this Murdaugh drama is the most perfect foreshadowing I’ve witnessed in quite some time
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The use of Jimmy Buffets “Boat Drinks” in the first ep of this Murdaugh drama is the most perfect foreshadowing I’ve witnessed in quite some time