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sarahtonin 🪬
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arms too short to box with god
nothing says you’re in your 30’s more than making friends with people in line at Homegoods and immediately planning to get coffee with them the following week
March 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
thank GOD
Netflix announces a sequel for ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ is officially in the works.
March 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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‘The Voice of Hind Rajab’ star Motaz Malhees says he cannot enter the U.S. for the #Oscars this Sunday because of his Palestinian citizenship:

“It hurts. But here is the truth. You can block a passport. You cannot block a voice.”
March 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
i also can’t stand a politically agnostic type of bitch. have a back bone, but the right kind of back bone.
March 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i dont trust a bitch that stays posting her activities on socials but refuses to include her friends that are VERY OBVIOUSLY with her in said activities. i can’t explain it but it gives pick me
March 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
who’s gonna tell my mom that mcsteamy passed away? nose goes
February 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
farhan meant to call me a caterpillar, but his mouth said manatee.

love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Halloween is 100 days away.
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
big week for my brown new york girlies

now come to atl and do the same plz
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
w h A t
Anna Wintour is stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue after 37 years, WWD reports.
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i’m only a little nervous but there’s also zero thoughts in this skull
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
to my 21 followers - hello, i love you, watch me crash out
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i have decided to commit to this theory and miraculously it has been a good day (past 5 days)
if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?
June 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
if i crash out on bluesky will more people follow me
June 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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My fav part about tiktok is the dumb shit that trends… cuz why is this so funny??
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
buying a house is a scam sold by corporate america and baby boomers i said what i said (coming from a home owner)
June 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
fuck a king
June 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
next halsey show - i’m going solo and getting pit tickets and standing right at the barricade
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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New poster for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD.’ Out November 21st.

Trailer out Tonight.
June 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i just made farhan listen to Colors for the first time since the Halsey concert is around the corner. I tell him the story behind the song. Tell me how he immediately goes “oh is this why purple is your favorite color?”
May 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
a tale as old as time: a brown girl treated poorly by her in laws but her husband is too scared to defend her
May 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The two astronauts that have been in Space for 9 months have finally begun their 17-hour descent to Earth.

Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.
March 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
b e g g i n g someone to send me something funny, silly, goofy

i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific
March 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.
Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone
Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.
www.usatoday.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM