Sardonix
@sardonix.bsky.social
Music and terminally online Lefty guy
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If you're carrying heavy shopping bags back from the store in Houston and you set them down while you wait for the traffic light to change, congratulations, you're now a criminal.
July 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you're carrying heavy shopping bags back from the store in Houston and you set them down while you wait for the traffic light to change, congratulations, you're now a criminal.
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Trump administration: "we're going to fight anti-Semitism"
Also Trump administration: "we're connecting MechaHitler to the US government servers"
Also Trump administration: "we're connecting MechaHitler to the US government servers"
Musk’s artificial intelligence tool ‘Grok’ has landed a $200 million government contract, days after the chatbot’s antisemitic X rampage.
Musk’s Antisemitic AI Gets $200M Trump Admin Contract
The billionaire’s AI tool was spouting antisemitic hate days before being offered the government contract.
trib.al
July 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Trump administration: "we're going to fight anti-Semitism"
Also Trump administration: "we're connecting MechaHitler to the US government servers"
Also Trump administration: "we're connecting MechaHitler to the US government servers"
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bye forever, WeTransfer.
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
theonion.com/white-h...
theonion.com/white-h...
July 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
theonion.com/white-h...
theonion.com/white-h...
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
theonion.com/kushner...
theonion.com/kushner...
February 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
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I know the takeaway is supposed to be “oh no crime” but a gang of thieves that exclusively steals rich people’s fancy watches at high-end restaurants both:
1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and
2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something
1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and
2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something
Moped-Riding Thieves Frighten Diners at Upscale N.Y.C. Restaurants
In Williamsburg and Manhattan, robbers have stolen watches worth tens of thousands of dollars before fleeing on motorbikes.
www.nytimes.com
July 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I know the takeaway is supposed to be “oh no crime” but a gang of thieves that exclusively steals rich people’s fancy watches at high-end restaurants both:
1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and
2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something
1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and
2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something
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"a true romantic"
February 3, 2024 at 6:35 PM
"a true romantic"
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hilarious to see civil war talk from rich nerds who flinch when an automatic door closes too fast behind them
January 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
hilarious to see civil war talk from rich nerds who flinch when an automatic door closes too fast behind them
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The South African team at the International Court of Justice used open-source footage to support their case. Our Justice and Accountability unit are working to prove the viability of open-source information in judicial processes, particularly in cases of potential war crimes.
What is Bellingcat's Justice and Accountability Unit? - bellingcat
An introduction to Bellingcat's J&A Unit, an initiative to demonstrate the viability of online open source information in judicial processes.
www.bellingcat.com
January 12, 2024 at 3:17 PM
The South African team at the International Court of Justice used open-source footage to support their case. Our Justice and Accountability unit are working to prove the viability of open-source information in judicial processes, particularly in cases of potential war crimes.
The only “deal with the devil” conspiracy I can get behind is the writers of The Onion. In all the years I’ve been reading it they have never missed. Not once.
That is a DEMONIC efficiency
That is a DEMONIC efficiency
January 12, 2024 at 11:35 PM
The only “deal with the devil” conspiracy I can get behind is the writers of The Onion. In all the years I’ve been reading it they have never missed. Not once.
That is a DEMONIC efficiency
That is a DEMONIC efficiency
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"It was touch-and-go there for a bit with all the macro changes underway in our industry, but we were luckily able to avert any reduction in upper-management pay for yet another quarter."
Economic Headwinds Narrowly Avoid C-Suite Budget For 15th Consecutive Quarter
NEW YORK—After their compensation packages emerged from the difficult commercial landscape unscathed, top executives at Symbios Enterprises told reporters Friday that economic headwinds had narrowly...
www.theonion.com
January 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
"It was touch-and-go there for a bit with all the macro changes underway in our industry, but we were luckily able to avert any reduction in upper-management pay for yet another quarter."
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January 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Gambling is back on the menu boys!!
Crypto chuds have officially entered the SEC approved investment space, where REAL gamblers live
Crypto chuds have officially entered the SEC approved investment space, where REAL gamblers live
January 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Gambling is back on the menu boys!!
Crypto chuds have officially entered the SEC approved investment space, where REAL gamblers live
Crypto chuds have officially entered the SEC approved investment space, where REAL gamblers live
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Made the mistake of turning on @cnbcofficial.bsky.social ‘s Squawk Box to see a perfect example of how media runs defense for even the most abhorrent 1%’ers.
“Elon didn’t mean what he tweeted,” “here’s a clip of him SAYING he isn’t antisemitic!” And “his brain works faster than his filter.” Gross
“Elon didn’t mean what he tweeted,” “here’s a clip of him SAYING he isn’t antisemitic!” And “his brain works faster than his filter.” Gross
November 17, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Made the mistake of turning on @cnbcofficial.bsky.social ‘s Squawk Box to see a perfect example of how media runs defense for even the most abhorrent 1%’ers.
“Elon didn’t mean what he tweeted,” “here’s a clip of him SAYING he isn’t antisemitic!” And “his brain works faster than his filter.” Gross
“Elon didn’t mean what he tweeted,” “here’s a clip of him SAYING he isn’t antisemitic!” And “his brain works faster than his filter.” Gross
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Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
www.theonion.com
October 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
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🎶 Twitter is dead and full of awful people 🎶
October 11, 2023 at 7:09 PM
🎶 Twitter is dead and full of awful people 🎶