SarraPink
@sarrapink.bsky.social
Joy is absolutely a strategy. Esp in KY.
I swear a lot. You've been warned.
She/her 💙 🧙🏻♀️ 🏳️🌈 🍃 🐈⬛ 🍁 🎧 ☁️ 📽️
I swear a lot. You've been warned.
She/her 💙 🧙🏻♀️ 🏳️🌈 🍃 🐈⬛ 🍁 🎧 ☁️ 📽️
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“We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you motherfuckers in ways you didn’t even imagine.”
Breaking News: The E.P.A. is said to be planning to announce that the U.S. will no longer limit climate pollution from power plants.
E.P.A. Will Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.
nyti.ms
September 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
“We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you motherfuckers in ways you didn’t even imagine.”
As a Gen X'er I couldn't be happier than I am to get another chance to say "don't worry I'll just MapQuest it" and have nobody in the room correct me. Long live MapQuest 👑
September 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
As a Gen X'er I couldn't be happier than I am to get another chance to say "don't worry I'll just MapQuest it" and have nobody in the room correct me. Long live MapQuest 👑
This is so important and so desperately needed ❤️
September 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is so important and so desperately needed ❤️
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🙏🏻
Kate McKinnon return to SNL to play Natalie please.
August 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
🙏🏻
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I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
August 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
Favorite books from my childhood and my children's childhood:
-But No Elephants by Jerry Smath
-The Napping House by Audrey Wood
-There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bell! by Lucille Colandro
-Oh the Places You'll Go! by Dr Seuss
I woke up today thinking of these.
-But No Elephants by Jerry Smath
-The Napping House by Audrey Wood
-There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bell! by Lucille Colandro
-Oh the Places You'll Go! by Dr Seuss
I woke up today thinking of these.
July 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Favorite books from my childhood and my children's childhood:
-But No Elephants by Jerry Smath
-The Napping House by Audrey Wood
-There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bell! by Lucille Colandro
-Oh the Places You'll Go! by Dr Seuss
I woke up today thinking of these.
-But No Elephants by Jerry Smath
-The Napping House by Audrey Wood
-There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bell! by Lucille Colandro
-Oh the Places You'll Go! by Dr Seuss
I woke up today thinking of these.
I got a job at a call center and all the customers think my masking customer service voice is a bot. I guess I should be flattered that I'm so good at sounding friendly that I don't seem real. Instead I still feel like the autistic kid pretending to be a real girl.
Idk why I'm telling you this.
Idk why I'm telling you this.
June 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I got a job at a call center and all the customers think my masking customer service voice is a bot. I guess I should be flattered that I'm so good at sounding friendly that I don't seem real. Instead I still feel like the autistic kid pretending to be a real girl.
Idk why I'm telling you this.
Idk why I'm telling you this.
Perfection 😂
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
June 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Perfection 😂
I feel like this headline is a perfect setup to at least 3 good jokes.
Dispensary planned for former Okolona Wendy’s in Louisville
Dispensary planned for former Okolona Wendy’s in Louisville
A former restaurant in Louisville will soon be serving up something besides food.
www.wdrb.com
June 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I feel like this headline is a perfect setup to at least 3 good jokes.
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Living through this time feels like the human version of dog years
June 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Living through this time feels like the human version of dog years
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This is a brilliant idea to force corporations to either raise pay rates for their employees or lower their payouts to CEOs 💯💯💯🎯
June 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
This is a brilliant idea to force corporations to either raise pay rates for their employees or lower their payouts to CEOs 💯💯💯🎯
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🔥 @chelseahandler.bsky.social : “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran… Or do you tough-talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
May 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
🔥 @chelseahandler.bsky.social : “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran… Or do you tough-talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
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Dicks have shrunk tremendously over the decades
April 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Dicks have shrunk tremendously over the decades
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Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.
April 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.
I've been waiting months for an answer to this question. I guess it's just the fact that Biden forgot to buy the Supreme Court before he tried it.
March 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I've been waiting months for an answer to this question. I guess it's just the fact that Biden forgot to buy the Supreme Court before he tried it.
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I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing.
Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service:
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...
Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service:
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...
Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It.
40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com
March 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing.
Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service:
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...
Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service:
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...
Can we all get on board with this, please?
When it happens, there will be a world record set for the number of people blowing their car horns at the same time.
March 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Can we all get on board with this, please?
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These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.
March 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.
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I know one thing, before it's over people are going to get tired of me screaming about how if more of us would take advantage of early voting, a lot of what the GOP does to suppress votes on voting day wouldn't work.
March 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I know one thing, before it's over people are going to get tired of me screaming about how if more of us would take advantage of early voting, a lot of what the GOP does to suppress votes on voting day wouldn't work.