sorry bismark you could’ve maybe been a little cooler but i nerfed you from the start i guess 😂

how many time can we light the docks on fire in a Phil campaign (at least twice)

bismark every fight when they’re cornered like-

still thinking about bismark just casually dropping bombs right in front of themself to annihilate some guys (since it can’t hurt them lol). like what a cool image tbh….too bad they’re inside of smoke where nobody can see them LOL

I have a lot more thoughts about individual npcs with them and all that too so I’ll keep adding to this slowly but ughhhhhhh I love them sm

they FINALLY got together this was a struggle!!! my little bastard child making me suffer for basically a whole month 🫠

🤝

they’re regretting it IMMENSELY btw

also made my wol anae and of course had to give her company 👉👈

also bismark rejected elya so hard she yelled in the ocean and kept being depressed so i had to literally send her on a vacation to cheer her up ANDKCJKFJF

(kinda accurate too tbh, bismark also rejected her at first in canon too but OUCH 😭 bismark why)

they may be over 200 years old but do NOT ask them to cook. they will not.

also realizing the entire end of main dawntrail is going to be ROUGH for them lmao. like they’re not going to have a good time in shb or edw but oh man. yeah.

oh wait hm thinking about reflections on the first….wait……what if their wife….👀

tbh they are a VERY picky eater to begin with, and if not supervised will subsist on small snackable meals all day every day. they’re basically brennan with almonds on hand all the time.