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Jason Alice Lastname
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Former swabbie.
Graduate of the Desperate Love Institute.
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morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.
BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests
One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.
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March 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Why does Dunkin Donuts suck so much now?
February 26, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Why is inviting sports teams to the White House a thing in the first place? I guess I can kind of understand when it’s Team USA, but when the dodgers win the super bowl or whatever why invite them?
February 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
February 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Does anyone know how to overlay the audio track on a video? Like if wanted to play “I’m not gay but I do gay stuff” over that RFK and kid rock workout video?
February 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It would be great if someone added a filter that put a clown emoji over trumps face any time it appeared in a news story.
February 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Remember when the huge political scandal du jour was the president getting a blowjob? Almost seems wholesome now, doesn’t it?
February 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Bad Bunny was announced as the Super Bowl half time performer in September of 2025. That means that the red-hatters had 4 months to figure out their “alternate half time show” and that foolishness with kid rock is the best they could do? Really?
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Any non-Americans have access to non-American news covering our couch-fucking vice president getting booed? Would you be willing to share?
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
So Qanon is really just Team Epstein. Go figure.
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I wish there was a way to tell Bluesky that I’m never going to validate an email. Ever.
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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What my mate posted on FB 🖖

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January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you had to pick a previous Star Trek series to favorable compare Starfleet Academy to, which would it be?
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Is anyone accepting refugees from the US?
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Why isn’t Haley Joel Osmont playing JD Vance on SNL?
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown…

Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Please stop posting instagram links. Meta is a blight on humanity.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why do they only make blackberry tootsie pops in the small size? They’re so good.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why does windows 11 hate copying files from a usb stick to the desktop? I swear like half the time I try the little pop up just sits and calculates and does nothing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM