𝔰𝔞𝔪 🥄🌩️☀️
@saucierspoons.bsky.social
30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika love. 🌈🏴☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞
https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
Noooooo if mine get divorced I’d be so heartbroken.
September 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Noooooo if mine get divorced I’d be so heartbroken.
I have to DM you a photo of my giant prescription glasses. We’re ahead of schedule. 👏🏻
September 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I have to DM you a photo of my giant prescription glasses. We’re ahead of schedule. 👏🏻
I’m pretty much going to be Yetta from The Nanny.
September 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m pretty much going to be Yetta from The Nanny.
I’m good at like 72° But once it gets lower than that I start to get chilly. I do have my windows open though with a little sweater.
September 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I’m good at like 72° But once it gets lower than that I start to get chilly. I do have my windows open though with a little sweater.
Yay!
😂 Stand down everyone.
😂 Stand down everyone.
September 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Yay!
😂 Stand down everyone.
😂 Stand down everyone.
I mean I’m already cold when it’s 65°F out so 😂 When it’s officially cold cold I’m an arctic popsicle
September 21, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I mean I’m already cold when it’s 65°F out so 😂 When it’s officially cold cold I’m an arctic popsicle
Shhh shhh shhh I’m in denial. I feel like I’m going to legit cry when it gets cold again.
September 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Shhh shhh shhh I’m in denial. I feel like I’m going to legit cry when it gets cold again.
You just saved me from jaw clenching that was happening. Ouch.
💜
💜
September 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
You just saved me from jaw clenching that was happening. Ouch.
💜
💜
They are cute waffles though
September 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
They are cute waffles though
And if they don’t I say we blackmail them.
Maybe.
Maybe.
September 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
And if they don’t I say we blackmail them.
Maybe.
Maybe.
If you find out let me know ♥️
September 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
If you find out let me know ♥️
My adorable friends 🥹
September 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My adorable friends 🥹
I love those dishes. And perfect pancakes.
September 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I love those dishes. And perfect pancakes.
Nope. Don’t know what you mean. Never heard of this project before.
🚙💨 Look at the time. I have something in the oven! Gtg byeeee
🚙💨 Look at the time. I have something in the oven! Gtg byeeee
September 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Nope. Don’t know what you mean. Never heard of this project before.
🚙💨 Look at the time. I have something in the oven! Gtg byeeee
🚙💨 Look at the time. I have something in the oven! Gtg byeeee
I feel painfully stupid but… of what? Just ofmd?
September 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I feel painfully stupid but… of what? Just ofmd?
So basically me if necessary lol
Finn gets kisses from duck and fox
ALT: Finn gets kisses from duck and fox
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September 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
So basically me if necessary lol
Just a bunch of gays dressed like Tom of Finland going “So… he’s coming back right?”
Mr Bean Waiting Impatiently in a Field
ALT: Mr Bean Waiting Impatiently in a Field
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September 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just a bunch of gays dressed like Tom of Finland going “So… he’s coming back right?”