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Just kidding

African voice speaking Cantonese. Just some drawings.
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devindra.bsky.social
Just awful, donate if you can. And it’s a damn shame things got so rough for the early Adult Swim VAs
June 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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drnwillburger.bsky.social
It's time for a timeline cleanse!

A small Corinthian aryballos in the shape of an owl (circa 630 BC). It served as a perfume container.

On display at Antikensammlung München

A lovely Sunday to all of you 🌞

📷 me
A pottery owl figurine displayed on a transparent pedestal. The figurine is intricately painted in black, red, and beige, with finely detailed feathers, large round eyes, and a slightly tilted head.
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Interesting thread. Hate AI, but thinking about it in terms of moderating content was something I never thought about.

Hmm
jay.bsky.team Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 30
we’ve used LLMs in moderation for years
March 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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erinhansonartist.bsky.social
From the east side of Grand Canyon's south rim, you can see all the way to the Colorado River. The turquoise waters glint with light in this oil painting, reflecting the brightening sky at daybreak.

Grand Canyon Light
Original Oil Painting
by Erin Hanson, 2022
72 x 40 in

#nps #grandcanyon #art
From the east side of Grand Canyon's south rim, you can see all the way down the canyon to the Colorado River. The bright turquoise waters glint with light in this oil painting, reflecting the brightening sky at daybreak. The colors of dawn slowly fill the canyon, illuminating it with hues of magenta, apricot, and ochre. "Grand Canyon Light" Original Oil Painting by Erin Hanson 2022 72 x 40 in ORIGINAL SOLD Prints & Replicas Available
February 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
*Very brave statement*

*Disables replies*

Hilarious
February 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
What do you mean "become"? Hilarious
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
But all these people exposing themselves by cancelling their "Discord Nitro" is hilarious. You paid money to speak to peoplebauahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahhah
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
You're welcome mister server.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Man, they legit can't get over GamerGate. Brain wormed but for ego.
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
I'll never be "woke", because that implies I was asleep.
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Wait, Bluesky allows you to turn off quote posts?!

Hahhahhhaaha cowards. I should be able to make fun of you even if you disable comments.

Anyways, the guy making fun of Dillbert guy dying somehow plugging his own parody comics. Classic.
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
"Hi, everything is ADHD. So you should get diagnosed and listen to more of my posts."

Lamayo
tbskyen.com TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · Jan 3
...... oh.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
I'm a pretty left leaning person, but the delusions and fantasies on display in the comments here are hilarious.
taliabhatt.itch.io Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · Nov 14
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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pikat.io
what da hell
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Yeah, this convinces me it's not an addiction.

Lots of upsetty spaguetties in this thread.
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Is this is real, its so messed up.
andrewknightfella.bsky.social Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · Sep 1
Be anything you want in life.

Just never EVER be an orc soldier.
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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lovelyhellplace.bsky.social
Contrary to what you might think, we've actually 𝑛𝑜𝑡 been sleeping and / or dead since launching Dread Delusion...

...we've been making a dying earth JRPG called

🍄 ⚔️ 💀 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐘 💀 ⚔️ 🍄

& you can wishlist it on Steam rn!
store.steampowered.com/app/3940340/...
August 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
I need to put this on record:

Games Journalists....... Pfff ahahahahahha
August 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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New from Internet Archive Canada: Queen’s University Library has digitized a collection of rare, self-published sci-fi & fantasy fanzines, making long-lost voices from 1940s–1980s more widely accessible.

⚔️ Start your side quest: blog.archive.org/2025/07/15/s...

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Cover of Dark Fantasy No. 22 (1980), published by Shadow Press. The title is printed in bold, stylized yellow and black text at the top. The central illustration features a medieval knight in armor leaning against a large, leaf-covered tree, holding a bow and arrows. A castle is faintly visible in the background. A diagonal black-and-yellow banner across the bottom reads, “Nominated for 10 SPWAO Awards.” Price is listed as $1.50.
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
This is just for my own record. Thousands of palestinians are going to die of starvation within a week. History will not look kindly upon us, and we do not have the excuse of a general difference of morals that could explain away this inaction.
July 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-Québec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. “I said, ‘No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. ‘You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. “They’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. “I never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a “dirty” blanket.
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Did Israel just bomb Iran...
June 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
This is a crime against humanity!
June 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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trueref.bsky.social
Remember, the TrueRef timed gesture tool is 100% free!
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Screenshot of the TrueRef Gesture Tool.
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Imagine not realizing the implication though.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · May 29
imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM