everytime a new bit of ed shreeran news hits my feed I remember how I left that cunt divorced and miserable on my old tomodachi island and I can't help but smile
September 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
everytime a new bit of ed shreeran news hits my feed I remember how I left that cunt divorced and miserable on my old tomodachi island and I can't help but smile
...There's no sadism or hatred or intimacy in a single bullet to the heart. Killing your girlfriend or her look-alikes usually is, if nothing else, a lot less...sterile. If you ask me.
September 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
...There's no sadism or hatred or intimacy in a single bullet to the heart. Killing your girlfriend or her look-alikes usually is, if nothing else, a lot less...sterile. If you ask me.
the foundation may have potentially picked the wrong candidate for making a super soldier but its ok because despite it being incredibly stupid and airheaded, it is also really easy to please and keep happy (as a Girl)
June 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
the foundation may have potentially picked the wrong candidate for making a super soldier but its ok because despite it being incredibly stupid and airheaded, it is also really easy to please and keep happy (as a Girl)
It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"
June 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"
Still thinking about cyber implants for handlers. Augmented voice box (expands range of volume, pitch, noises, maybe even mimicry, etc.), pheromone control, replacement eyes (HUD, thermal imaging, zoom cameras, microexpression readers, etc.), a fingertip-mounted taser for discipline…
June 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Still thinking about cyber implants for handlers. Augmented voice box (expands range of volume, pitch, noises, maybe even mimicry, etc.), pheromone control, replacement eyes (HUD, thermal imaging, zoom cameras, microexpression readers, etc.), a fingertip-mounted taser for discipline…
Jerk your worthless penis for 35 minutes on one side at 350 degrees, then flip, apply the marinade, and jerk the other side for another 30 minutes. Let sit for 2-4 minutes before serving your penis.
May 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
jerking my penis in oil for four minutes on each side 🐟🥾