The Scarlet(t) Witch
@scarlettwitch.bsky.social
Trans (She/Her) A crop-top and several bags of glitter trying to find a happier place away from the cis-pit that is the Bird App.
So, something crazy is happening over on X. Found a way to keep my account cinema themed and cover politics too in one tweet and it’s absolutely exploded…😮
March 14, 2026 at 8:26 AM
So, something crazy is happening over on X. Found a way to keep my account cinema themed and cover politics too in one tweet and it’s absolutely exploded…😮
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
A decent mid-tier movie perfect for when you’re passing your time on your phone during a long train journey or not really paying attention at home. And that’s the *real* problem.
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A ★★★ review of The Rip (2026)
This starts off with the faint odour of a less exciting Sabotage, briefly dangles the hope of a Carpenteresque mashup of the paranoia of The Thing and the last stand/forced loyalties of Assault on Pre...
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January 19, 2026 at 8:49 AM
A decent mid-tier movie perfect for when you’re passing your time on your phone during a long train journey or not really paying attention at home. And that’s the *real* problem.
#moviereview
#newmovies
boxd.it/cGesmV
#moviereview
#newmovies
boxd.it/cGesmV
What is with all the crazy hype for @netflix.com’s The Rip? Is this now what we consider to be great cinema? 😨🫤😳
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 AM
What is with all the crazy hype for @netflix.com’s The Rip? Is this now what we consider to be great cinema? 😨🫤😳
Sausage and Egg Macguffin…
Is this anything? 🤔
Is this anything? 🤔
November 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Sausage and Egg Macguffin…
Is this anything? 🤔
Is this anything? 🤔
Is breaking up with your AI Girlfriend worse than killing your Tamagochi? Asking for a friend.
November 9, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Is breaking up with your AI Girlfriend worse than killing your Tamagochi? Asking for a friend.
OK, so the world’s gone to hell 🔥👿 and drinking more water might not fix it. 💦💧But I’m here trying to connect with people who have made the move from Xitter, so let’s see if I can actually build something over here! *waves* 👋🏻
November 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
OK, so the world’s gone to hell 🔥👿 and drinking more water might not fix it. 💦💧But I’m here trying to connect with people who have made the move from Xitter, so let’s see if I can actually build something over here! *waves* 👋🏻
Been struggling with what is really starting to feel like agoraphobia rather than ‘just’ issues around my physical & mental health 🥺, but I’ve booked tickets for The Boy and The Heron *and* the 35mm print version of Poor Things for tomorrow. Hopefully the incentive works!🤞🏻❤️🩹
January 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Been struggling with what is really starting to feel like agoraphobia rather than ‘just’ issues around my physical & mental health 🥺, but I’ve booked tickets for The Boy and The Heron *and* the 35mm print version of Poor Things for tomorrow. Hopefully the incentive works!🤞🏻❤️🩹
Lots of disasters this morning. But breakfast is ordered. Bloody Mary is on hand. Regrouped somewhat. Just try to roll with it.
January 9, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Lots of disasters this morning. But breakfast is ordered. Bloody Mary is on hand. Regrouped somewhat. Just try to roll with it.
Tonight’s special (one of two and I was definitely tempted by the other one also 😉) at my pizza hangout when I’m in Shrewsbury (Dough & Oil) - The El Capo. Sourdough base, tomato sauce, mozzarella, chilli and fennel sausage with a real kick, wild broccoli and parsley.❤️
January 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Tonight’s special (one of two and I was definitely tempted by the other one also 😉) at my pizza hangout when I’m in Shrewsbury (Dough & Oil) - The El Capo. Sourdough base, tomato sauce, mozzarella, chilli and fennel sausage with a real kick, wild broccoli and parsley.❤️
I’m back in my spiritual home of Shrewsbury. Well, second home anyway. Well, okay, the place I go to get tattoos! 😉 Bit chilly 🥶today but the 🚞 journey was ok. Blaze, Ruby and I safely ensconced in the fancy Darwin-themed boutique hotel (check out that wallpaper!). Cup of tea and biscuits. Sorted.
January 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I’m back in my spiritual home of Shrewsbury. Well, second home anyway. Well, okay, the place I go to get tattoos! 😉 Bit chilly 🥶today but the 🚞 journey was ok. Blaze, Ruby and I safely ensconced in the fancy Darwin-themed boutique hotel (check out that wallpaper!). Cup of tea and biscuits. Sorted.
Starting my latest tattoo trip off the right way. Honey, Lemon and Ginger Cream donut from the place round the corner in the way to the railway station…😋
January 8, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Starting my latest tattoo trip off the right way. Honey, Lemon and Ginger Cream donut from the place round the corner in the way to the railway station…😋
So, quite the burger combo tonight (promise it was cooking inspiration and not just me using things up! 😉) Beef rib and brisket burger, brioche bun, asparagus, fried egg and horseradish. With a side of halloumi fries drizzled in pomegranate molasses. 😋🤤
January 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
So, quite the burger combo tonight (promise it was cooking inspiration and not just me using things up! 😉) Beef rib and brisket burger, brioche bun, asparagus, fried egg and horseradish. With a side of halloumi fries drizzled in pomegranate molasses. 😋🤤
Day 1️⃣ of 2024 and I…
Prepared (and ate) some nice food without overindulging.
Assembled a new desk for what I’m calling my “creative space” without swearing too much or too badly.
Watched a classic movie.
Going to try to cerebrate positives each day. Not a resolution as such. Just good to do.☺️
Prepared (and ate) some nice food without overindulging.
Assembled a new desk for what I’m calling my “creative space” without swearing too much or too badly.
Watched a classic movie.
Going to try to cerebrate positives each day. Not a resolution as such. Just good to do.☺️
January 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Day 1️⃣ of 2024 and I…
Prepared (and ate) some nice food without overindulging.
Assembled a new desk for what I’m calling my “creative space” without swearing too much or too badly.
Watched a classic movie.
Going to try to cerebrate positives each day. Not a resolution as such. Just good to do.☺️
Prepared (and ate) some nice food without overindulging.
Assembled a new desk for what I’m calling my “creative space” without swearing too much or too badly.
Watched a classic movie.
Going to try to cerebrate positives each day. Not a resolution as such. Just good to do.☺️
For dinner we have slow-cooked duck legs in a Cantonese style plum sauce with pan fried chilli and lemon curly kale…👌🏻😋
January 1, 2024 at 7:46 PM
For dinner we have slow-cooked duck legs in a Cantonese style plum sauce with pan fried chilli and lemon curly kale…👌🏻😋
It wouldn’t be New Year if I didn’t have smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels. 😉☺️Something s bit different this year - Orange 🍊 and Beetroot Smoked Salmon from @sainsburys.bsky.social with a handful of Pipers’ Dill and Jalapeño Crisps…😮😋☺️
January 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
It wouldn’t be New Year if I didn’t have smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels. 😉☺️Something s bit different this year - Orange 🍊 and Beetroot Smoked Salmon from @sainsburys.bsky.social with a handful of Pipers’ Dill and Jalapeño Crisps…😮😋☺️
I always insist on cutting my bagels 🥯 in triangles and not rectangles 📐 🙃😉😅
January 1, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I always insist on cutting my bagels 🥯 in triangles and not rectangles 📐 🙃😉😅
I only transitioned so I’d check I had all the parts and had read the instructions before assembling flat-pack furniture…😉
January 1, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I only transitioned so I’d check I had all the parts and had read the instructions before assembling flat-pack furniture…😉
No…it’s NOT too early for Christmas! 🎄🎅✨Mince Pie and Brandy Cream donut 🍩 with a cute little shortcrust pastry-like biscuit 🍪! ❤️💚😋🤤
November 29, 2023 at 12:28 PM
No…it’s NOT too early for Christmas! 🎄🎅✨Mince Pie and Brandy Cream donut 🍩 with a cute little shortcrust pastry-like biscuit 🍪! ❤️💚😋🤤
I have taken to adding a few drops of Filippo Berio chilli 🌶️ olive oil to soups 🥣 and let me tell you! 😋🤤❤️
November 28, 2023 at 6:52 PM
I have taken to adding a few drops of Filippo Berio chilli 🌶️ olive oil to soups 🥣 and let me tell you! 😋🤤❤️
I have the lurgy 🤧🤒 and right now my depressed immune system is waving that little white flag and surrendering. Sigh…😔
November 27, 2023 at 10:44 AM
I have the lurgy 🤧🤒 and right now my depressed immune system is waving that little white flag and surrendering. Sigh…😔
My arm has very much reached that itchy af tattoo stage…🥺😢😖
November 17, 2023 at 11:23 AM
My arm has very much reached that itchy af tattoo stage…🥺😢😖
Lying on my bed in a weirdly complicated position trying to get comfortable while protecting my newly tattooed arm while try to watch a classic film noir on a tiny phone.
November 15, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Lying on my bed in a weirdly complicated position trying to get comfortable while protecting my newly tattooed arm while try to watch a classic film noir on a tiny phone.