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Schmalyson
@schmalyson.bsky.social
She/her, librarian/liberrian

Lives near yinz
The humidity today is positively disgusting so nice work. I didn't even want to walk my dog.
September 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Fruit salad, deviled eggs, chips and dip, those lil tomato, basil, and mozzarella skewers, cheese and crackers
September 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You're welcome 🤗
September 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Bangs and a smirk and nepotism.
September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I love her, but she has cataracts, too much energy, and not enough sense.
September 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I told my 76 YO mom I go to bed at 9:30 and she was also shocked because apparently she goes to bed at 11:30. I asked her what she be doing and she told me jigsaw puzzles. Lady you are damn near blind, stop doing puzzles in the dark and GO TO BED.
September 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Girls just love a guy with a C7 Z06...
Lol just kidding I've literally never heard a woman talk about a Corvette like that in my life.
September 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's why I don't go to the pool Sunday lol. Those folks, like this OP, give me the yucks.
September 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One hint is that you can't have an active grill literally touching the side of a plastic inflatable pool and have everything be hunky dory. Another is the sound of that tap pouring is insanely loud and the glass fills in two seconds.
August 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM