Schwertkröte
@schwertkroete.bsky.social
Personal account from some random person in Germany.
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Everyone told me this account was stupid. They said it would never be successful. People told me to give up and delete it.
Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?
Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?
July 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Everyone told me this account was stupid. They said it would never be successful. People told me to give up and delete it.
Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?
Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?
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No one is giving you 50k or a coin flip for a million
We need to get back to important discourse, like why Canto Bight was a waste of film
Or how the Resistance is the worst military in history
We need to get back to important discourse, like why Canto Bight was a waste of film
Or how the Resistance is the worst military in history
July 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
No one is giving you 50k or a coin flip for a million
We need to get back to important discourse, like why Canto Bight was a waste of film
Or how the Resistance is the worst military in history
We need to get back to important discourse, like why Canto Bight was a waste of film
Or how the Resistance is the worst military in history
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The cannibal is screaming "Get me away from this rapist!"
July 24, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The cannibal is screaming "Get me away from this rapist!"
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Ah, die SPD hält Elogen auf Franz Müntefering, jenem Herrn, der 2006 als Arbeitsminister meinte: „Wer nicht arbeitet, soll auch nicht essen“. Passt.
June 9, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Ah, die SPD hält Elogen auf Franz Müntefering, jenem Herrn, der 2006 als Arbeitsminister meinte: „Wer nicht arbeitet, soll auch nicht essen“. Passt.
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Die 12 Euro Eintritt des Kölner Doms stehen natürlich für die 12 Apostel.
June 2, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Die 12 Euro Eintritt des Kölner Doms stehen natürlich für die 12 Apostel.
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The Iranian ballistic missiles strikes are just the IRGC “chirping” sir. Nothing to worry about
June 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The Iranian ballistic missiles strikes are just the IRGC “chirping” sir. Nothing to worry about
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Hey Spiegel und Zeit Online, wie wärs eigentlich als nächstes mit ner AfD-Mitgliederkartei, bei der man die eigenen Verwandten suchen kann?
June 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Hey Spiegel und Zeit Online, wie wärs eigentlich als nächstes mit ner AfD-Mitgliederkartei, bei der man die eigenen Verwandten suchen kann?
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Out on the town signing the Iran deal with a bunch of Iranian diplomats. They're all just out of frame, agreeing to the terms of the deal too.
May 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Out on the town signing the Iran deal with a bunch of Iranian diplomats. They're all just out of frame, agreeing to the terms of the deal too.
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Na klar. Nach der milliardenschweren Steuersubvention für Mineralölkonzerne ist "die Bazooka leer" und leider kein Geld da für eine echte Entlastung von kleinen und mittleren Einkommen.
May 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Na klar. Nach der milliardenschweren Steuersubvention für Mineralölkonzerne ist "die Bazooka leer" und leider kein Geld da für eine echte Entlastung von kleinen und mittleren Einkommen.
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How’s the special military operation going?
May 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
How’s the special military operation going?
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Wie die von der Bundesregierung mit großem Trara versprochene Stärkung des Bundeskartellamts dann in der Realität ausschaut:
Quelle: www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/v...
Quelle: www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/v...
May 4, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Wie die von der Bundesregierung mit großem Trara versprochene Stärkung des Bundeskartellamts dann in der Realität ausschaut:
Quelle: www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/v...
Quelle: www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/v...
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Keep managing Fellas…
April 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Keep managing Fellas…
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Election interference in Hungary by Donald Trump and JD Vance is Hybrid Warfare and a hostile act on the NATO-alliance.
April 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Election interference in Hungary by Donald Trump and JD Vance is Hybrid Warfare and a hostile act on the NATO-alliance.
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David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
April 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
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I want Vance to keep visiting and campaigning for every far-right party in Europe.
Please Mr. Pig-man, keep obliterating their polling numbers with your legendary charisma. Don't listen to the haters.
Please Mr. Pig-man, keep obliterating their polling numbers with your legendary charisma. Don't listen to the haters.
April 9, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I want Vance to keep visiting and campaigning for every far-right party in Europe.
Please Mr. Pig-man, keep obliterating their polling numbers with your legendary charisma. Don't listen to the haters.
Please Mr. Pig-man, keep obliterating their polling numbers with your legendary charisma. Don't listen to the haters.
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❗️Spiegel: Trump demands European allies provide concrete military contributions to operations in the Strait of Hormuz within days, according to diplomats briefed by NATO chief Mark Rutte. The request includes warships or other capabilities. #US
April 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
❗️Spiegel: Trump demands European allies provide concrete military contributions to operations in the Strait of Hormuz within days, according to diplomats briefed by NATO chief Mark Rutte. The request includes warships or other capabilities. #US
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Neues aus Mordor: Bei Facebook gibt es jetzt mehrere Sekunden dauernde Werbeunterbrechungen beim Scrollen.
Screenshot: Peter Quester.
Screenshot: Peter Quester.
April 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Neues aus Mordor: Bei Facebook gibt es jetzt mehrere Sekunden dauernde Werbeunterbrechungen beim Scrollen.
Screenshot: Peter Quester.
Screenshot: Peter Quester.
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There is something 1) deeply bluesky 2) deeply american 3) absolutely batshit about "the correct response to a black politican doing something i don't like it to shoot up their house" being a baseline opinion in a comment section
also the replies to Jae's post are... unsettling
April 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
There is something 1) deeply bluesky 2) deeply american 3) absolutely batshit about "the correct response to a black politican doing something i don't like it to shoot up their house" being a baseline opinion in a comment section
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People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced
April 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced
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Wir könnten auch den Benz-Patent-Motorwagen von 1886 wieder auflegen um die deutsche Autokrise zu beenden.
Krise in der Autoindustrie - IG Metall fordert weitere Lockerung beim Verbrenner-Aus
Angesichts der Krise bei Autoherstellern und Zulieferern fordert IG-Metall-Chefin Benner eine weitere Lockerung des Verbrenner-Verbots.
www.deutschlandfunk.de
April 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Wir könnten auch den Benz-Patent-Motorwagen von 1886 wieder auflegen um die deutsche Autokrise zu beenden.
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Reached another milestone. Less than 100k UAH left. The anniversary of this fundraiser is in 11 days. Let's do this. I am sure we can.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his feet up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his feet up .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Reached another milestone. Less than 100k UAH left. The anniversary of this fundraiser is in 11 days. Let's do this. I am sure we can.