ScissorBirb
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They're having a competition between alternate universes on who could last the longest (spoiler: they're too evenly matched, it will never end).
September 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
They're having a competition between alternate universes on who could last the longest (spoiler: they're too evenly matched, it will never end).
The lengths you go through to be the sexiest deity alive are greatly appreciated. o7
September 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The lengths you go through to be the sexiest deity alive are greatly appreciated. o7
Would you wish a friendly duel, sir? I'd almost think it a disservice to not show your devout and pious followers a display of your prowess. If you do, I volunteer as tribute.
September 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Would you wish a friendly duel, sir? I'd almost think it a disservice to not show your devout and pious followers a display of your prowess. If you do, I volunteer as tribute.
I'll give you some scraps under the table... but only if you're quiet about it. You know the family table rules.
September 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I'll give you some scraps under the table... but only if you're quiet about it. You know the family table rules.
Couldn't agree more, Blules.
Vaporeon Pokemon
Alt: Vaporeon melting instantly.
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August 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Couldn't agree more, Blules.
Still think this came out absolutely beautiful with the poses and expressions - thank you!! :D
August 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Still think this came out absolutely beautiful with the poses and expressions - thank you!! :D
Lucy: "Yeah, Idalia? She's just never been the same ever since that one day in college. I could never figure out why."
Meanwhile, Idalia, who is literally haunted with a wacky ghost roommate:
Meanwhile, Idalia, who is literally haunted with a wacky ghost roommate:
Scary Cat Creature Jumpscare
Alt: POV: You are Taxes the ghost, and Idalia staring you down.
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August 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Lucy: "Yeah, Idalia? She's just never been the same ever since that one day in college. I could never figure out why."
Meanwhile, Idalia, who is literally haunted with a wacky ghost roommate:
Meanwhile, Idalia, who is literally haunted with a wacky ghost roommate:
Well in that case, the real question then becomes: Was Idalia afraid of Taxes? Or... was Taxes afraid of Idalia?
(my bet is on the latter, Idalia is like a cryptid ISTG)
(my bet is on the latter, Idalia is like a cryptid ISTG)
August 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Well in that case, the real question then becomes: Was Idalia afraid of Taxes? Or... was Taxes afraid of Idalia?
(my bet is on the latter, Idalia is like a cryptid ISTG)
(my bet is on the latter, Idalia is like a cryptid ISTG)
If Taxes does / did exist in your world of anthro cats, who would've been the one to summon her first, and how?
August 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
If Taxes does / did exist in your world of anthro cats, who would've been the one to summon her first, and how?
They are actually so right, LMAO.
Now that makes me wonder if there's actual emoji-face nipple clamps out there. If they do, I'd bet they'd look cheesy as hell, lol.
Now that makes me wonder if there's actual emoji-face nipple clamps out there. If they do, I'd bet they'd look cheesy as hell, lol.
August 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
They are actually so right, LMAO.
Now that makes me wonder if there's actual emoji-face nipple clamps out there. If they do, I'd bet they'd look cheesy as hell, lol.
Now that makes me wonder if there's actual emoji-face nipple clamps out there. If they do, I'd bet they'd look cheesy as hell, lol.
Think my eyes formed hearts too while it followed the motion of those... o_o"
August 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Think my eyes formed hearts too while it followed the motion of those... o_o"
Shiso gives me vibes of someone who would be hard to onboard into sex stuff because of her social anxiety, but once you do, like a sleeper agent activating, she'd be near impossible to stop. Like the moment her partner stops to rest, she just clings to them and drains them for another 3 rounds, lol.
August 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Shiso gives me vibes of someone who would be hard to onboard into sex stuff because of her social anxiety, but once you do, like a sleeper agent activating, she'd be near impossible to stop. Like the moment her partner stops to rest, she just clings to them and drains them for another 3 rounds, lol.
I don't think that bikini is covering everything up, ma'am...
July 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I don't think that bikini is covering everything up, ma'am...
🤔
Something to consider later for sure...
Something to consider later for sure...
July 18, 2026 at 5:59 AM
🤔
Something to consider later for sure...
Something to consider later for sure...
Has WK ever met someone who could out-'play' (read: out-freak) him and his majicks?
July 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Has WK ever met someone who could out-'play' (read: out-freak) him and his majicks?
Y'know, I don't remember this member of Daft Punk... 🤔
(FR tho, that veil's aesthetic is hella awesome. 👌👌)
(FR tho, that veil's aesthetic is hella awesome. 👌👌)
July 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Y'know, I don't remember this member of Daft Punk... 🤔
(FR tho, that veil's aesthetic is hella awesome. 👌👌)
(FR tho, that veil's aesthetic is hella awesome. 👌👌)
Traded his job for Buddy as a contact? Worthy trade IMO.
July 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Traded his job for Buddy as a contact? Worthy trade IMO.
The vertebrae heels really suit the monochrome look. 👌👌
July 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The vertebrae heels really suit the monochrome look. 👌👌
She's a real adventurer, that one... lovely work as always.
Tho, question, I distinctly remember there being a comm you made of Mèi getting banged by either this shark guy, or a similar one (who also had two wangs). Seems like it disappeared tho. What happened to it?
Tho, question, I distinctly remember there being a comm you made of Mèi getting banged by either this shark guy, or a similar one (who also had two wangs). Seems like it disappeared tho. What happened to it?
July 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
She's a real adventurer, that one... lovely work as always.
Tho, question, I distinctly remember there being a comm you made of Mèi getting banged by either this shark guy, or a similar one (who also had two wangs). Seems like it disappeared tho. What happened to it?
Tho, question, I distinctly remember there being a comm you made of Mèi getting banged by either this shark guy, or a similar one (who also had two wangs). Seems like it disappeared tho. What happened to it?
A perfect demonstration of the conservation of energy and momentum. 👌✨
July 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
A perfect demonstration of the conservation of energy and momentum. 👌✨
is this the treasure we'll find in the ocean's depths? Or, an otherworldly being somewhere in the midnight sky? Either way, the rich blue makes me think it's somewhere mystical.
July 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
is this the treasure we'll find in the ocean's depths? Or, an otherworldly being somewhere in the midnight sky? Either way, the rich blue makes me think it's somewhere mystical.