Scott🌳
sclackham.bsky.social
Scott🌳
@sclackham.bsky.social
Exmo, gray-ace, they/them
On a weight loss journey: down 95 pounds since February 23, 2026
Pinned
I would rather be buried in an unmarked grave, my name forgotten by history, and my legacy erased than to have my name included in the annals of history as a footnote identifying me as someone who failed the easiest open book test in the history of the world.
Fine. I'll do it. I'll save my sanity by listening to "Christmas Unicorn" 17 days early this year so I don't have to skip all the similarly early tiktoks with Christmas music sounds because I haven't rung the Christmas music season in yet.
September 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The perfect Terraria pet doesn't exi....
September 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Every time I ask anyone to stop using generative AI, I feel like the Lorax.
September 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It's not going to yield any results because billionaires will do everything except do something everyone wants, but please consider signing this as well. Thanks in advance.

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September 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I think my brother and I are approaching losing weight completely differently. He has a cheat day and I don't. Because I'm not "on a diet" I'm changing my lifestyle. I'm currently eating how I want to eat when I finally get down to my goal weight. A cheat day completely negates that.
September 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I genuinely don't know how to feel about the fact that, as an exmormon, I'm waiting for some sugar free Jell-O to set to round off my night with something that'll fill me up for the next couple of hours before bed.
August 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I just took a look at the photo attached to my Costco membership which was taken in February and oh my god the weight loss is blatantly obvious just in my face and my neck.
August 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Week 2 of making bread with my young sourdough starter which I have begun to start calling "Doughbi-wan Kenobi" because of course I have. Last week I used whole wheat and it didn't work nearly as well as I would have hoped so this week was bread flour.
August 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I've said it once and I'll say it again and again and again. Stargate Universe has the best and most immersive opening scene in all of science fiction and I will die on this hill.
August 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Hey @redigit.bsky.social I have been inspired to suggest a new terrible feature you should totally add (but literally nobody actually wants), if you haven't already added it in a seed, that is.

Allow all enemies to be able to use ropes. Or make falling ropes boulders. Or both. Yeah both works.
August 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Driving on the gravel phase of the chip seal process at 11pm with astigmatism while everyone on the other side of the road has LED headlights is exceptionally unfun.
August 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
On my weight loss journey, I have a number of milestones to hit. I've already hit my first one, which is the lowest I've weighed since beginning my current job. My next one is the lowest I've measured in a decade. I'm about 3 pounds away from this milestone. I'm looking forward to it.
August 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"I Cry in Front of Paintings" is a masterpiece. I cannot wait for September 4th when Paris Paloma releases "The Fatal Flaw" in its entirety.
August 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'd be so torn next year if one of the UB releases is Stargate. Because on one hand fuck yeah, but on the other hand it's still a UB release.
August 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I had to cut off a couple friends because they couldn't decide whether or not to be my friends and/or ghosted me. I'm reeling from it right now and I'm grieving the loss of those friendships that randomly ended sometime in the last month.

On another note, whole wheat is the only surviving starter.
August 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
ITD and local county highway district™️: "hey so we gave notice that we're chip sealing all this main road but we're not going to tell you shit when we do the roads branching off of them. Get fucked."
August 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You ever see through someone's guise to see the real person underneath and recognize they're a fucking horrible human being but you keep it on the back burner because you have to be professional? Then after they leave you discover just how bad they were?
August 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I don't even live in Michigan and I'm fucking stressed.
August 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The spelt starter is feeding much more aggressively than all the others. Even feeding it more often and with double the feeding, it's still produced hooch. I decided to feed it a 1:10:10 ratio this morning to see if that satisfies the starter for a long enough duration.
August 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Update on the five sourdough starters, whole wheat is outperforming everything after only two feedings. The spelt starter will likely need more frequent feedings and the dark rye, which I have begun to refer to as Darkrai, I have increased hydration by 20%.
August 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Happy Lughnasadh to those who celebrate.
August 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Normal people on Friday nights: go out with friends or partners.
Me: decides to challenge himself to keep 5 sourdough starts alive even though he hasn't had past success with one.
August 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Can I just say, even after becoming unaffiliated from a political party, it brings me so much joy to have been added to a text tree where Jim Risch, the living fossil himself, is shitting his pants at the idea of running against Todd Achilles without a democrat to dilute the frustrated voting pool.
July 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
76 pounds down but the food noise is still here. I just finished dinner and I'm already thinking of breakfast tomorrow morning.

Maybe one day it'll go away, who knows?
July 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
For the people local to me, happy "smoke chases you around the campfire" air quality day. I'm going to ask my boss for PPE in the form of an N95 mask I can wear during the brutal air quality days we're having this week.
July 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM