Uncle Scootie
@scooterstein.bsky.social
Inspired by the inimitable @dirtbagqueer.rocks
June 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Inspired by the inimitable @dirtbagqueer.rocks
How I live my life. Typos or no.
March 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
How I live my life. Typos or no.
One time! And they sent me a copy of the boo twice 😂
March 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
One time! And they sent me a copy of the boo twice 😂
Appropriate for cutting into the Microsoft Excel World Finals
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Appropriate for cutting into the Microsoft Excel World Finals
I heard you got negative DVOA/with me your chance to score is DOA
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I heard you got negative DVOA/with me your chance to score is DOA
Brother I just bought your coffee at Makwa, go there and get it, most it forward if you wish :)
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Brother I just bought your coffee at Makwa, go there and get it, most it forward if you wish :)
Not one you'd want or could be proud of
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Not one you'd want or could be proud of
This is the smartest of all options
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is the smartest of all options
Shabbat shalom to you too. Thank you for sharing with us.
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Shabbat shalom to you too. Thank you for sharing with us.
That roast has so much heat it should have been unconscionable to think. He had a family, good sir!
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
That roast has so much heat it should have been unconscionable to think. He had a family, good sir!
Malik Monk is a legend round these parts and has been integral to Sacramento for a while now
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Malik Monk is a legend round these parts and has been integral to Sacramento for a while now
Outside of my family from Southwest VA have not heard anybody else call it Virginia Polytechnic Institute 😃
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Outside of my family from Southwest VA have not heard anybody else call it Virginia Polytechnic Institute 😃
Best believe this is not a metaphor
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Best believe this is not a metaphor
They did not. They got a field goal and two safeties.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They did not. They got a field goal and two safeties.
Reminder that Iowa won that game with a field goal and two safeties. No touchdowns.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reminder that Iowa won that game with a field goal and two safeties. No touchdowns.
Mac Davis due to being perfect in every way
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Mac Davis due to being perfect in every way