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blue sky? why yes, it is
Can I beat Morrowind as a Catholic?
August 30, 2026 at 6:12 AM
blue eyes white dragon but instead of a card game it's just a member of the KKK
August 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I can't believe Spain just announced that they are returning the Falklands to Britain after their win.

"We don't want anything to do with an island of sheep herders and British people" said the Spanish president. "La puto madre, Islas Malvinas de Argentina" a bystander wearing an Arg Jersey said.
July 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Miku is officially a true brexit geezer now
July 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Kris isn't actually enby, they're a yellow skinned alien named Glorp but nobody knew because none of the monsters had actually seen a real human before
July 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
i cant believe geoff keighly porked miss piggy
June 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Congressional Conservatives introduce a bill to fund a theme park called Charlie Kirkland, Costco and the Kirkland brand introduce a lawsuit to prevent it.
April 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"I don't care about the country who voted for me or the people who die for it"
March 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
operation distract from the epstein files 2
February 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
TEX-ANS!!!

gotta love to see my Houston Texans continuing the time honored tradition of blowing the Steelers out in the first round
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
2026 already cooked. 2027 gonna be my year ong
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How it feels telling everybody I found Donald Trump on the Epstein flight logs
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I have come to the conclusion that everything on the internet is either bait or slop.

TGA? Bait. Short form content? Slop. The Epstein Files? Despite their initial bait, the fact that everyone already knew they would be redacted makes them slop.
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the only reason Death Stranding 2 didn't win anything was because nobody can out-pretentious the french
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They voted to release the files

only a single Republican voted No. He's probably in the files.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"I DID NOT SUCK BILL CLINTON'S COCK"

okay buddy, I feel like you desparatly trying to clarify that puts you on the hot seat but okay
huge announcement
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
presidential scandal 1995: president got a blowjob

presidential scandal 2025: president gave a blowjob
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
huge announcement
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Trump having gotten exposed for making Lewinsky look like an amateur just further confirms my theory that every Republican is secretly a closeted homosexual.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Fuck alcohol abuse, that shits going domestic
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
@helicopterfood.bsky.social mods are accusing you of AI slop, and ik that shit ain't true G
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
nah man these youtube thumbnails getting wilder by the DAY
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
dear god it's finally over
Top of the 17th in the WS. This game will be old enough to drink before this game is over.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Top of the 17th in the WS. This game will be old enough to drink before this game is over.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"Commander in Chief, mind telling me what your doing on that island?"

"Sir, Minors."
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM