Scott Mabbutt
@scottmabbutt.bsky.social
X didn’t give it to me, so looking elsewhere. Previously @dob86
Politics (Green), Medicine (O&G), Football (MUFC) in that order.
All stories told through the medium of Simpson’s memes.
East Mids by birth West Mids by choice (NMP ➡️ LEI/WSL)
Politics (Green), Medicine (O&G), Football (MUFC) in that order.
All stories told through the medium of Simpson’s memes.
East Mids by birth West Mids by choice (NMP ➡️ LEI/WSL)
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Scott Mabbutt
@scottmabbutt.bsky.social
· Apr 11
The hipster bar ran a pub quiz as a “Help Palestine” fundraiser so I stayed.
Someone said I gave “Mavs Luka” today.
(Doncic, when he was fatter)
(Doncic, when he was fatter)
October 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Someone said I gave “Mavs Luka” today.
(Doncic, when he was fatter)
(Doncic, when he was fatter)
Going back to old tweet recycling…
October 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Going back to old tweet recycling…
I’ve got about a third of the followers i had on the bird place but fundamentally haven’t changed the tone of my posting despite the vibe here being very different (even compared to 2015 twitter)
October 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I’ve got about a third of the followers i had on the bird place but fundamentally haven’t changed the tone of my posting despite the vibe here being very different (even compared to 2015 twitter)
“Dear Scott, we’d like to know what you’d like to see next from AIs integration in your workplace.”
Butlerian Jihad
Butlerian Jihad
October 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
“Dear Scott, we’d like to know what you’d like to see next from AIs integration in your workplace.”
Butlerian Jihad
Butlerian Jihad
I’ve been in the discourse about this for a week but stunned I never saw this meme.
October 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I’ve been in the discourse about this for a week but stunned I never saw this meme.
“Fairford dogging is an Iranian online misdirection strategy” to sow doubt about covert activity is a wild concept 😂
October 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
“Fairford dogging is an Iranian online misdirection strategy” to sow doubt about covert activity is a wild concept 😂
Been ego surfing and Google robot thinks I work privately through Bupa (I don’t)
Such bs falls out that robot guy
Such bs falls out that robot guy
September 30, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Been ego surfing and Google robot thinks I work privately through Bupa (I don’t)
Such bs falls out that robot guy
Such bs falls out that robot guy
Covid safe accessible spaces for queer progressives in Northampton?
Some of us were doing this for Green Party meetings long before the Boston globe got involved 😂
Some of us were doing this for Green Party meetings long before the Boston globe got involved 😂
September 30, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Covid safe accessible spaces for queer progressives in Northampton?
Some of us were doing this for Green Party meetings long before the Boston globe got involved 😂
Some of us were doing this for Green Party meetings long before the Boston globe got involved 😂
So often I’m watching earnest people saying earnest things and asking “is this a bit?” Cos it’s so fucking batshit.
The NW Leics Tory braveheart thing?!
The NW Leics Tory braveheart thing?!
September 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
So often I’m watching earnest people saying earnest things and asking “is this a bit?” Cos it’s so fucking batshit.
The NW Leics Tory braveheart thing?!
The NW Leics Tory braveheart thing?!
There will be at least one pub quiz team called “the fairford doggers” this week
September 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There will be at least one pub quiz team called “the fairford doggers” this week
Reposted by Scott Mabbutt
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
Releasing the five people arrested by the airbase on bail after 24 hours is so weird, would be fantastic if it turns out they were just up to no good on an unrelated minor jape and accidentally created an international security story.
September 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
Bring on Dan burn and park the bus anyone?
September 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bring on Dan burn and park the bus anyone?
In soviet Job interview , coffee ices you!
September 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In soviet Job interview , coffee ices you!
Man City getting away with the charges because they’ve got too much to face in court 😂
September 26, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Man City getting away with the charges because they’ve got too much to face in court 😂
Spurs gonna finish 18th and stay up cos city are getting relegated 😂
September 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Spurs gonna finish 18th and stay up cos city are getting relegated 😂
If you want millennial nostalgia core, get on radio 1 anthems. Bangers wall to wall.
Worth the license fee alone.
Imagine not having a sense of joy in the everyday.
Worth the license fee alone.
Imagine not having a sense of joy in the everyday.
September 25, 2026 at 8:31 AM
If you want millennial nostalgia core, get on radio 1 anthems. Bangers wall to wall.
Worth the license fee alone.
Imagine not having a sense of joy in the everyday.
Worth the license fee alone.
Imagine not having a sense of joy in the everyday.
The actual World Cup final tomorrow. Take me back to the Azteca.
Imagine not liking football.
Imagine not liking football.
September 25, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The actual World Cup final tomorrow. Take me back to the Azteca.
Imagine not liking football.
Imagine not liking football.
God, I love that my social media output is boring shitposting here and “what food I’m eating” basicness on Instagram.
We Stan an unproblematic king.
We Stan an unproblematic king.
September 22, 2026 at 11:05 AM
God, I love that my social media output is boring shitposting here and “what food I’m eating” basicness on Instagram.
We Stan an unproblematic king.
We Stan an unproblematic king.
In the “ex player/outspoken foreigner” United manager merry go round I think we’re due an outspoken foreigner. #poisonedchalice
September 21, 2026 at 7:50 AM
In the “ex player/outspoken foreigner” United manager merry go round I think we’re due an outspoken foreigner. #poisonedchalice
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September 20, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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Love the rejoin eu movement being hopeful like eu wont take a look at our basket case and say “non, merci”
September 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Love the rejoin eu movement being hopeful like eu wont take a look at our basket case and say “non, merci”
Only outside the party venue has signal - so in order to be antisocial and play on my phone I need to antisocial and stand outside.
September 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Only outside the party venue has signal - so in order to be antisocial and play on my phone I need to antisocial and stand outside.
When you’re so neury-D you have a costume change at the wedding g cos the suit is touching you too much.
September 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When you’re so neury-D you have a costume change at the wedding g cos the suit is touching you too much.
Health check nurse: so do you have much diary in your diet?
Me:
Me:
September 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Health check nurse: so do you have much diary in your diet?
Me:
Me:
Me doing up the buttons on the suit I’m wearing later: (last worn 4 years ago?)
September 19, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Me doing up the buttons on the suit I’m wearing later: (last worn 4 years ago?)