Scott Pehoushek
@scottpehoushek.bsky.social
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Nobody from Widow’s Bay sounds like their characters and it’s very confusing.
September 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Nobody from Widow’s Bay sounds like their characters and it’s very confusing.
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I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods
September 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods
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Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
August 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
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When Matthew Rhys offers you a snack but you choose the wrong one
July 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
When Matthew Rhys offers you a snack but you choose the wrong one
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Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
July 25, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever
July 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever
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“Glassdoor is now part of Indeed” the email cheerfully informs me, as if those two sites are not at diametrically crossed purposes.
July 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Glassdoor is now part of Indeed” the email cheerfully informs me, as if those two sites are not at diametrically crossed purposes.
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cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
July 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that
July 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that
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solomon in 1 Kings 3
July 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
solomon in 1 Kings 3
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I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!
July 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!
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Jurassic Park doesn’t work without Sam Neill‘s note-perfect performance in the scene where they first see the Brachiosaurus. you completely forget that he’s looking off-screen at nothing real, that man 100% convinces you he’s witnessing a live dinosaur and that all of his dreams are coming true.
July 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Jurassic Park doesn’t work without Sam Neill‘s note-perfect performance in the scene where they first see the Brachiosaurus. you completely forget that he’s looking off-screen at nothing real, that man 100% convinces you he’s witnessing a live dinosaur and that all of his dreams are coming true.
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Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
July 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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First look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.
July 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
First look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.
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I would kill or die for Larry
July 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I would kill or die for Larry
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Happy 250th fellow Americans.
Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws
Alt: Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws shrugs with a "whatever" look on his face.
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July 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Happy 250th fellow Americans.
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I’m sorry but have we talked enough about Spain’s youngest and most passionate fan
July 3, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I’m sorry but have we talked enough about Spain’s youngest and most passionate fan
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I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting
June 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting
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Okay, is this Trojan horse-shaped popcorn bucket actually filled with popcorn or is it filled with tiny Greek men who will destroy my city
June 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Okay, is this Trojan horse-shaped popcorn bucket actually filled with popcorn or is it filled with tiny Greek men who will destroy my city