michael scrivener
@scrivto.bsky.social
a human who reads things so that he can write things.
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Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.
October 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.
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ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES
2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued.
“And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton
📌Nicholas Lapointe
📌Christopher Semler
I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued.
“And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton
📌Nicholas Lapointe
📌Christopher Semler
I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
September 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES
2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued.
“And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton
📌Nicholas Lapointe
📌Christopher Semler
I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued.
“And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton
📌Nicholas Lapointe
📌Christopher Semler
I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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About damn time
Exclusive: Federal prosecutors are investigating Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime lawyer and accountant, who now control what’s left of his fortune.
Federal Prosecutors Open Probe Into Jeffrey Epstein’s Executors
Prosecutors have questioned Epstein victims about his longtime accountant and lawyer. Both of them have denied wrongdoing.
on.wsj.com
September 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
About damn time
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE WANNABE MOBSTER CUNTS SUPPOSED TO KNOW 'WHO'S' $ THE PUNTERS ARE USING TO BEGIN WITH?
September 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE WANNABE MOBSTER CUNTS SUPPOSED TO KNOW 'WHO'S' $ THE PUNTERS ARE USING TO BEGIN WITH?
i did not have luke skywalker standing up for jabba the hut on my bingo card, but that's just how unifying that treasonous orange dipshit donald trump really is.
'darth vader might be my father, but jabba is my dealer... & he's aaaaalllriiiiiiight! no complaints about the blue ones, as it were'
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'darth vader might be my father, but jabba is my dealer... & he's aaaaalllriiiiiiight! no complaints about the blue ones, as it were'
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Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba.
September 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i did not have luke skywalker standing up for jabba the hut on my bingo card, but that's just how unifying that treasonous orange dipshit donald trump really is.
'darth vader might be my father, but jabba is my dealer... & he's aaaaalllriiiiiiight! no complaints about the blue ones, as it were'
🫠🤣
'darth vader might be my father, but jabba is my dealer... & he's aaaaalllriiiiiiight! no complaints about the blue ones, as it were'
🫠🤣
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I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
September 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective.
Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court.
The lesson: When we fight we win.
'tell paxton to go home, to one of his 15 homes, we don't care which one... just go!'
Talarico organized a grocery drive for Texans. What did Paxton do? He was busy schmoozing with GOP big-wigs. Talarico understands the needs of Americans. He is the clear choice for Texas. This November, tell Paxton to go home, permanently.
#momsky#sheshed
#momsky#sheshed
September 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
'tell paxton to go home, to one of his 15 homes, we don't care which one... just go!'
the cat's actually just trying to figure out why there's hardwood flooring on the walls, where it is...
September 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
the cat's actually just trying to figure out why there's hardwood flooring on the walls, where it is...
the 🇺🇸 became a total shithole country in record time after trump returned to office with his cadre of crooked criminal robed cunts in tow, & just like that the rule of law in 🇺🇸 evaporated almost overnight, or in the time it took to read the SCOTUS 'official acts' ruling granting POTUS full immunity.
Wowww. A federal prosecutor in Minnesota was going to bring charges against ICE agent Castro for shooting Sosa-Celis, but Blanche’s DOJ blocked it. Castro was let out of prison by Gov. Abbott last week in defiance of state prosecutors extradition warrant. www.propublica.org/article/doj-...
Trump’s DOJ Blocked Serious ICE Shooting Charge Over Federal Prosecutor’s “Strongest Possible” Objections
A prosecutor planned to file civil rights charges — similar to those brought against the officers who killed George Floyd — against an ICE agent. In an email we exclusively obtained, he reveals that T...
www.propublica.org
September 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
the 🇺🇸 became a total shithole country in record time after trump returned to office with his cadre of crooked criminal robed cunts in tow, & just like that the rule of law in 🇺🇸 evaporated almost overnight, or in the time it took to read the SCOTUS 'official acts' ruling granting POTUS full immunity.
israel KNOWS we ALL KNOW about the genocide they're committing in gaza & the west bank
so they're racing against time to cover their forensic tracks
the hague awaits & is your fate, bibi. you know it. we know it. everybody knows it. you're a fucking ghoul
realleecamp.substack.com/p/israel-has...
so they're racing against time to cover their forensic tracks
the hague awaits & is your fate, bibi. you know it. we know it. everybody knows it. you're a fucking ghoul
realleecamp.substack.com/p/israel-has...
How To Cover Up A Genocide — Israel Destroys 10 Million Tons of Evidence
New column by Lee Camp
realleecamp.substack.com
September 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
israel KNOWS we ALL KNOW about the genocide they're committing in gaza & the west bank
so they're racing against time to cover their forensic tracks
the hague awaits & is your fate, bibi. you know it. we know it. everybody knows it. you're a fucking ghoul
realleecamp.substack.com/p/israel-has...
so they're racing against time to cover their forensic tracks
the hague awaits & is your fate, bibi. you know it. we know it. everybody knows it. you're a fucking ghoul
realleecamp.substack.com/p/israel-has...
the silly zionists called so many things 'ANTISEMITISM!', that the word is completely devoid of meaning now.
they did that to themselves, frankly, in their quest to justify israel's genocide of palestinians this time round...
'zionist' will be a very bad word pretty soon, & won't THAT be ironic!
they did that to themselves, frankly, in their quest to justify israel's genocide of palestinians this time round...
'zionist' will be a very bad word pretty soon, & won't THAT be ironic!
Nobody fucking believes Zionists when they say criticism of Israel or opposition to it is antisemitic anymore. They wore that one out. We all can see that massacring every Palestinian in sight & expanding genocide regionally has nothing to do with Judaism. Including many anti Zionist Jews worldwide.
September 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the silly zionists called so many things 'ANTISEMITISM!', that the word is completely devoid of meaning now.
they did that to themselves, frankly, in their quest to justify israel's genocide of palestinians this time round...
'zionist' will be a very bad word pretty soon, & won't THAT be ironic!
they did that to themselves, frankly, in their quest to justify israel's genocide of palestinians this time round...
'zionist' will be a very bad word pretty soon, & won't THAT be ironic!
he became a junkie fond of eating roadkill of all shapes & sizes, & abused his ex wife to a degree that it pushed her to take her own life.
other than that, nothing much at all, really.
other than that, nothing much at all, really.
Genuinely curious what RFK Jr has accomplished besides being born with his name.
September 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
he became a junkie fond of eating roadkill of all shapes & sizes, & abused his ex wife to a degree that it pushed her to take her own life.
other than that, nothing much at all, really.
other than that, nothing much at all, really.
mitch mcconnell has been dead since june 14th.
the end.
the end.
September 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
mitch mcconnell has been dead since june 14th.
the end.
the end.
you lost the war with iran THE SECOND TRUMP STARTED IT
lol
your president is the dumbest & MOST CORRUPT narcissist POS in history
& you seem incapable of doing ANYTHING about it, you fucking pussy dipshits
lol
your president is the dumbest & MOST CORRUPT narcissist POS in history
& you seem incapable of doing ANYTHING about it, you fucking pussy dipshits
Six months into a war that was supposed to last weeks, Iran and the US are firing missiles at each other again.
The US strikes, Iran responds. Every time.
So naturally the answer is more bombs, more sanctions, and more threats.
At what point do we admit that the US totally lost this war?
The US strikes, Iran responds. Every time.
So naturally the answer is more bombs, more sanctions, and more threats.
At what point do we admit that the US totally lost this war?
September 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
you lost the war with iran THE SECOND TRUMP STARTED IT
lol
your president is the dumbest & MOST CORRUPT narcissist POS in history
& you seem incapable of doing ANYTHING about it, you fucking pussy dipshits
lol
your president is the dumbest & MOST CORRUPT narcissist POS in history
& you seem incapable of doing ANYTHING about it, you fucking pussy dipshits
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The richest man owns X.
The second and fourth richest men control Google.
The third richest man owns The Washington Post.
The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
The second and fourth richest men control Google.
The third richest man owns The Washington Post.
The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
August 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The richest man owns X.
The second and fourth richest men control Google.
The third richest man owns The Washington Post.
The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
The second and fourth richest men control Google.
The third richest man owns The Washington Post.
The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.
See the problem here?
i do have to wonder what the apartment in NYC he's sitting in cost to purchase...
yeah, the dog's very cute, too.
yeah, the dog's very cute, too.
Travis Kelce with the female dog that he and Taylor Swift have adopted!
September 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
i do have to wonder what the apartment in NYC he's sitting in cost to purchase...
yeah, the dog's very cute, too.
yeah, the dog's very cute, too.
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US has sent several drones and attacked Larak Island (Iran) Iran said it would respond. Wtf is the US doing? They have their stolen Venezuela oil now so are they trying to manipulate the oil market again? Can't pay their navy and have f*ck all missiles. Total insanity....
August 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
US has sent several drones and attacked Larak Island (Iran) Iran said it would respond. Wtf is the US doing? They have their stolen Venezuela oil now so are they trying to manipulate the oil market again? Can't pay their navy and have f*ck all missiles. Total insanity....
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Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
August 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
donald trump is a disgusting, diapered lump of offal, know-nothing sack of dried up pedophile jizz who never should have been POTUS & your whole country is going down the fucking toilet because y'all were dumb enough to elect him AGAIN
you get what you elect & you elected a treasonous piece of shit
you get what you elect & you elected a treasonous piece of shit
It’s been literally every poll, every week, for over a year. Including every Fox poll. This guy is completely isolated and insulated from the real American public and when he isn’t lying he being lied to by court jesters and sycophants.
August 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
donald trump is a disgusting, diapered lump of offal, know-nothing sack of dried up pedophile jizz who never should have been POTUS & your whole country is going down the fucking toilet because y'all were dumb enough to elect him AGAIN
you get what you elect & you elected a treasonous piece of shit
you get what you elect & you elected a treasonous piece of shit
nobody gives a fuck about that nonsense, 'god'.
the real question we need answered is when is that orange cunt going to 'cease to be alive'?
the real question we need answered is when is that orange cunt going to 'cease to be alive'?
Is Trump Caligula or Nero?
August 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
nobody gives a fuck about that nonsense, 'god'.
the real question we need answered is when is that orange cunt going to 'cease to be alive'?
the real question we need answered is when is that orange cunt going to 'cease to be alive'?
ya know, it'd be GREAT is all you pathetic lunkheads could STOP BRINGING JESUS INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING...
you may or may not be aware, bill, that there is no god, & that religious people are fucking delusional on a mass scale.
but YOU were saying?
you may or may not be aware, bill, that there is no god, & that religious people are fucking delusional on a mass scale.
but YOU were saying?
August 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
ya know, it'd be GREAT is all you pathetic lunkheads could STOP BRINGING JESUS INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING...
you may or may not be aware, bill, that there is no god, & that religious people are fucking delusional on a mass scale.
but YOU were saying?
you may or may not be aware, bill, that there is no god, & that religious people are fucking delusional on a mass scale.
but YOU were saying?
math MATTERS, motherfuckers, and so do the words the press uses to describe things.
things like age, for example. 😆
mike has his finger on the important shit. clearly!
things like age, for example. 😆
mike has his finger on the important shit. clearly!
Extremely niche tweet:
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
August 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
math MATTERS, motherfuckers, and so do the words the press uses to describe things.
things like age, for example. 😆
mike has his finger on the important shit. clearly!
things like age, for example. 😆
mike has his finger on the important shit. clearly!
no. not even for a second.
So the IDF investigated themselves, and despite murdering WCK workers in a triple tap strike, the investigation has concluded with no charges.
Did anyone really think there would be a different outcome?
Did anyone really think there would be a different outcome?
August 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
no. not even for a second.
the song lyrics are very good, & are very true.
just try not to be too put off by the fact that the video & audio are NOT even remotely synched up...
just try not to be too put off by the fact that the video & audio are NOT even remotely synched up...
August 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
the song lyrics are very good, & are very true.
just try not to be too put off by the fact that the video & audio are NOT even remotely synched up...
just try not to be too put off by the fact that the video & audio are NOT even remotely synched up...
god should really be MORE SPECIFIC... cuz here in canada we have actual food inspectors & stuff.
you can eat all the lettuce you want to. mexican food for dinner? go nuts, kids...
that's a USA problem, oh, non-existent one.
do we need to draw you a map? 😉😁🫠
you can eat all the lettuce you want to. mexican food for dinner? go nuts, kids...
that's a USA problem, oh, non-existent one.
do we need to draw you a map? 😉😁🫠
Thou must avoid eating jalapeños, salsa, guacamole, pico de gallo, iceberg lettuce, shredded lettuce, eggs, frozen blueberries, frozen mixed berries, ricotta, requesón, cuajada, tomato bisque soup, super greens, and moringa unless thou wishes to have explosive RFK Jr. diarrhea.
August 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
god should really be MORE SPECIFIC... cuz here in canada we have actual food inspectors & stuff.
you can eat all the lettuce you want to. mexican food for dinner? go nuts, kids...
that's a USA problem, oh, non-existent one.
do we need to draw you a map? 😉😁🫠
you can eat all the lettuce you want to. mexican food for dinner? go nuts, kids...
that's a USA problem, oh, non-existent one.
do we need to draw you a map? 😉😁🫠