SE Baran, PhD
@sebaran.bsky.social
Likes: video games, books, science, and nature. Oh and coffee.
Dislikes: Pedos, Nazis, and anti-science know-it-alls.
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Dislikes: Pedos, Nazis, and anti-science know-it-alls.
No DMs
Starting an ice cream truck in Chandler, AZ. Old school style, roaming with the music and pre-packaged ice cream and treats. Vehicle purchased yesterday. More to come as it is fabricated and rolls out.
September 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Starting an ice cream truck in Chandler, AZ. Old school style, roaming with the music and pre-packaged ice cream and treats. Vehicle purchased yesterday. More to come as it is fabricated and rolls out.
I should never be left alone in a bookstore with a credit card
July 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I should never be left alone in a bookstore with a credit card
I pity you for the amount of hate in your heart, Katie. I especially pity your children for the hate you and your husband expose them to.
July 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I pity you for the amount of hate in your heart, Katie. I especially pity your children for the hate you and your husband expose them to.
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🔴 BRAVA ‼️ this intrepid
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
July 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
🔴 BRAVA ‼️ this intrepid
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
We broke up with Mad King George. We should do the same with Mad King Don.
July 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
We broke up with Mad King George. We should do the same with Mad King Don.
The name of this beer at Monticello
July 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The name of this beer at Monticello
The past few days in DC have been nice and quiet (albeit very hot and muggy) but today the MAGA flights seem to be landing.
July 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The past few days in DC have been nice and quiet (albeit very hot and muggy) but today the MAGA flights seem to be landing.
People posting about the lack of people at the National mall. I got into DC yesterday and the city does not feel like one gearing up for a major event.
July 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
People posting about the lack of people at the National mall. I got into DC yesterday and the city does not feel like one gearing up for a major event.
So I'm somewhat introverted and like calm quiet events. The stuff in DC looks right up my alley.
In contrast, I'm in New York City right now and pride was today and everything was chaos, rainbow chaos.
Happy pride everyone.
In contrast, I'm in New York City right now and pride was today and everything was chaos, rainbow chaos.
Happy pride everyone.
June 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
So I'm somewhat introverted and like calm quiet events. The stuff in DC looks right up my alley.
In contrast, I'm in New York City right now and pride was today and everything was chaos, rainbow chaos.
Happy pride everyone.
In contrast, I'm in New York City right now and pride was today and everything was chaos, rainbow chaos.
Happy pride everyone.
I told my 13yo today that he should find a pretty girl to give his cherry to. The looks i got from him and my husband. Sigh. Just a reminder to think before you say something stupid in front of your teenager.
June 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I told my 13yo today that he should find a pretty girl to give his cherry to. The looks i got from him and my husband. Sigh. Just a reminder to think before you say something stupid in front of your teenager.
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OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm contemplating opening an ice cream truck business. The old school drive around the neighborhood with music type. I live in the Phoenix area. Anyone have thoughts/advice?
June 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I'm contemplating opening an ice cream truck business. The old school drive around the neighborhood with music type. I live in the Phoenix area. Anyone have thoughts/advice?
Excitedly waiting for his pup cup
June 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Excitedly waiting for his pup cup
250 Mason Bees Beat 20,000 Honeybees share.google/USC9POxuHlR0...
The Honeybee Got the Marketing
Modern Farmer Rural Life · Agriculture · Environment Advertisement “The Honeybee Got the Marketing. The Bee That Actually Pollinates Your Food Got Nothing — Not Even a Place to Nest.” Inside one of th...
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May 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Anyone that's gone through menopause have a random bad memory come up and make them all weepy and upset? Completely out of the blue.
May 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Anyone that's gone through menopause have a random bad memory come up and make them all weepy and upset? Completely out of the blue.
Teenage parenting. Once summer starts, who needs shirts?
May 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Teenage parenting. Once summer starts, who needs shirts?
A successful day as a parent of a teenager is achieved when he calls me weird
May 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
A successful day as a parent of a teenager is achieved when he calls me weird
Table next to me: I don't want to watch something old timey, like early 2000s
Me:
Me:
Greys Anatomy: Arizona Robbins Feels So Old
ALT: Greys Anatomy: Arizona Robbins Feels So Old
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May 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Table next to me: I don't want to watch something old timey, like early 2000s
Me:
Me:
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I think this is universal.
The first word out of a child’s mouth is “Mom!”
I still do this.
Happy Mother’s Day!
The first word out of a child’s mouth is “Mom!”
I still do this.
Happy Mother’s Day!
May 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I think this is universal.
The first word out of a child’s mouth is “Mom!”
I still do this.
Happy Mother’s Day!
The first word out of a child’s mouth is “Mom!”
I still do this.
Happy Mother’s Day!
We've almost made a plan to make plans
Fox News reports the earth-shattering news that the Trump and Iran are CLOSING IN ON A DEAL*
*(a deal to start possibly talking with each other again maybe next week)
*(a deal to start possibly talking with each other again maybe next week)
May 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We've almost made a plan to make plans
I wonder how many pup cups are given out each day.
May 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I wonder how many pup cups are given out each day.
Hooray for safe splashdown!
April 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Hooray for safe splashdown!
In the process of being diagnosed with sleep apnea. Started sleeping at an angle and I'm so much more awake today. Feeling functional is awesome!
April 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
In the process of being diagnosed with sleep apnea. Started sleeping at an angle and I'm so much more awake today. Feeling functional is awesome!
Onion offering to the burner gods
April 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Onion offering to the burner gods
I was thinking of making one of these pointing at little girls.
April 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I was thinking of making one of these pointing at little girls.