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Chris Szczypinski
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Pro Dem, Pro Democracy. Pugs, Orioles, Ravens. Baltimore Proud, DC Citizen
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$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion

GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meanwhile:
•Insulin for diabetics: $40B
•Universal Pre-K: $60B
•Universal 4-yr-college: $70B
•SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B
•Cancel all medical debt: $150B
•$1.2T REMAINS

GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
September 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
August 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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NOW TIM CURRY?

Do you need an address, Grim Reaper???
August 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Texas Senate (University of Texas/Texas Politics Project):

🔵James Talarico 42%
🔴Ken Paxton 39%
🌕Ted Brown 3%

8/5-8/13

texaspolitics.utexas.edu/blog/new-ut-...
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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It's beyond insane that every major paper and news org just let's these pieces of shit lie with every breath they can muster. This is no different than the Comet Pizza basement horseshit only this time it's coming from the Secretary of Education.
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
August 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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oh look, dems can easily leverage messaging to hijack, create, or redirect entire newscycles by exploiting the infotainment media's obsession with scaled ad engagement, who could have possibly imagined such a thing
Who is Natalie Harp? Sen. Jon Ossoff puts Trump aide in spotlight
The former TV news anchor began working for Trump in 2022 and has become a close aide during his second term.
www.nbcnews.com
August 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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bringing it
Ossoff says that Trump doesn’t want to do his job but wants to “travel with Natalie”
August 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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BREAKING: Progressive Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan wins the Democratic primary in Minnesota's Senate race, defeating moderate Rep. Angie Craig and overcoming an avalanche of outside spending against her www.huffpost.com/entry/peggy-...
Peggy Flanagan Wins Minnesota’s Senate Democratic Primary
The lieutenant governor defeated moderate Rep. Angie Craig and overcame an avalanche of outside spending against her.
www.huffpost.com
August 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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The deployment is expected to cost in the billions after it was quietly extended until Inauguration Day of 2029. n.pr/4gp0FID
A year in, thousands of armed troops have quietly become a fixture of D.C. life
The deployment is expected to cost in the billions after it was quietly extended until Inauguration Day of 2029.
n.pr
August 11, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Overlook Hotel
July 4th Ball
1921
July 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Duly elected.
July 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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BREAKING: A federal judge just nullified Trump’s $1.776 billion IRS “settlement,” ruling it had “no viable basis in law or fact,” finding there was never a real legal dispute, and referring Trump’s attorney to The Florida Bar for possible discipline.
July 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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trump touched it and it died, example 483737
July 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Washington, DC has never looked as bad as it has in the past few months—and it’s not just the reflecting pool
Firework cleanup at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool this afternoon.
July 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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The same Republicans who were hysterical when asked to wear masks to prevent the spread of COVID19 have no problem wearing masks to spread their White Nationalist Christian hatred.
July 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time
July 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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They're doing little January 6s because that's all they know how to do.
Ha ha I hate it here
July 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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I used to reserve my space laser for the Jews, but now I'm controlling the weather full-time for Antifa. If you liked tonight's storm on the National Mall cancellation, please show your appreciation at my Patreon, or Buy Me A Coffee.

{kidding - no Patreon: I run the weather just for kicks}
Buy Me a Coffee
Buy Me a Coffee is the best way for creators and artists to accept support and membership from their fans.
buymeacoffee.com
July 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Mother Nature has joined the resistance.
July 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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State fairs are supposed to be about homegrown + handmade, and you know MAGA's has none of that. So we brought the crafting to the Mall this weekend with our group 🇺🇸 project.

Now, TA-DA, we are ready to show it off!
June 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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@second-serveace.bsky.social - Need a summer gig?
At the Reflecting Pool.
June 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Will the Mamdani effect make 2028 the year of the leftwing president?
Will the Mamdani effect make 2028 the year of the leftwing president?
The mayor hopes to ‘write a new chapter in the party’s history’ – and recent democratic socialist wins prove he might be able to do it
www.theguardian.com
June 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Kristi Noem, as portrayed by a D.C. artist
June 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM