Secondhand Rats
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Dumb as hell
You can't stop me
Dumb as hell
You can't stop me
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How it feels to finally uninstall Instagram and Twitter
Low-key gives me the ick when people can't take their clothes off without turning them inside out
September 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Low-key gives me the ick when people can't take their clothes off without turning them inside out
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man hell yes. had dinner. and you know where that puts me....one step closer to bedtime
September 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
man hell yes. had dinner. and you know where that puts me....one step closer to bedtime
Why does eating healthy put my body into fight or flight mode
September 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Why does eating healthy put my body into fight or flight mode
These doves are chill AF actually
September 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
These doves are chill AF actually
Approximately 1/4 of the properties in this town have skulls or antlers as yard decor and it's one of the only things out here that really make me feel at home in the community
September 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Approximately 1/4 of the properties in this town have skulls or antlers as yard decor and it's one of the only things out here that really make me feel at home in the community
Dog sitting and my canine friend had diarrhea last night in the house. I haven't dealt with anything so unspeakable since working at an animal shelter... Virkon I need Virkon
September 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Dog sitting and my canine friend had diarrhea last night in the house. I haven't dealt with anything so unspeakable since working at an animal shelter... Virkon I need Virkon
Daydreaming about going back into debt, this time through elective surgeries
September 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Daydreaming about going back into debt, this time through elective surgeries
Dreambing last night about being in the perfect shower.... I want her so badly
September 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Dreambing last night about being in the perfect shower.... I want her so badly
I would have been such a good cowboy. Just cooked me up a pot of barely seasoned barley, kidney beans, and mushrooms and I've never felt more satisfied
September 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I would have been such a good cowboy. Just cooked me up a pot of barely seasoned barley, kidney beans, and mushrooms and I've never felt more satisfied
People love knocking on my door while I'm lounging around in a slutty little nightgown
September 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
People love knocking on my door while I'm lounging around in a slutty little nightgown
I've started eating hella kimchi on top of all my tinned fish so now my house always smells funky AF
September 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I've started eating hella kimchi on top of all my tinned fish so now my house always smells funky AF
She's my best friend already and she's going back to her full-time foster tomorrow 😭
September 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
She's my best friend already and she's going back to her full-time foster tomorrow 😭
I’m going to Nuit Blanche in Winnipeg this year!! So excited to see how a real city does it!!!!
September 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I’m going to Nuit Blanche in Winnipeg this year!! So excited to see how a real city does it!!!!
The town I'm living in is cracking down on some BSL bullshit ..... I need to leave here
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The town I'm living in is cracking down on some BSL bullshit ..... I need to leave here
Picking up my first temp foster [dog] this afternoon!!
August 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Picking up my first temp foster [dog] this afternoon!!
Not to be a hater but the most obscene thing about "Tender is the Flesh" is actually just how heavy handed the whole thing is
August 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Not to be a hater but the most obscene thing about "Tender is the Flesh" is actually just how heavy handed the whole thing is
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Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
August 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
Me barking like a dog at Caroline every time I load up Stardew Valley
Every Harvest Moon inspired game should let me romance the married milves of the town. I want to be a homewrecker. I want to crash into an older woman's humdrum hetero life and give her a gay awakening that tears the town apart.
August 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Me barking like a dog at Caroline every time I load up Stardew Valley
Two Frank-N-Furters down in one year… is god… homophobic???
August 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Two Frank-N-Furters down in one year… is god… homophobic???
Are they producing highly neurotic and hard to adopt german shepherd everywhere these days or is this like a fun thing we just do here in Saskatchewan to keep rescues at full capacity?
August 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Are they producing highly neurotic and hard to adopt german shepherd everywhere these days or is this like a fun thing we just do here in Saskatchewan to keep rescues at full capacity?
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any burrito can be a breakfast burrito 
August 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
any burrito can be a breakfast burrito 
I don't have a mind palace I have a mud kitchen, and I'm making potions
August 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I don't have a mind palace I have a mud kitchen, and I'm making potions
Redditor asking where to buy leaf litter... Brother just go outside I promise you'll be fine
August 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Redditor asking where to buy leaf litter... Brother just go outside I promise you'll be fine
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
Trying to draw wolves this morning. I now understand why no less than 80% of wolf tattoos look like absolute dogshit. Extremely hard not to make these mfers look dumb as hell in 2D
August 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Trying to draw wolves this morning. I now understand why no less than 80% of wolf tattoos look like absolute dogshit. Extremely hard not to make these mfers look dumb as hell in 2D