securityunit.bsky.social
@securityunit.bsky.social
Disabled and trans, I write stories and play tabletop and video games. Boring nerd. Former educator. he/him 🐻 pan, poly, partnered
Post bath time mlem
May 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Post bath time mlem
She's the opposite of a dire wolf. Tiny, tea cup wolf.
May 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
She's the opposite of a dire wolf. Tiny, tea cup wolf.
So, uh, I was so focused on getting my puppy home and in her seat safe I drove home with my cane on my van door handle. It didn't fall off for 3 miles 😂
April 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
So, uh, I was so focused on getting my puppy home and in her seat safe I drove home with my cane on my van door handle. It didn't fall off for 3 miles 😂
Meet Millie! She is five months old and such a sweetie.
April 22, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Meet Millie! She is five months old and such a sweetie.
I keep getting dog food ads for cans that look like they're using small dogs as food
April 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I keep getting dog food ads for cans that look like they're using small dogs as food
16 yr old: "I know how to take care of a lizard! I promise! It won't be stressful I'll do research!"
16 yr old with lizard: crying and upset that he hasn't eaten in four days, worried it hates them, and upset the family that rehomed it didn't give any support at all.
16 yr old with lizard: crying and upset that he hasn't eaten in four days, worried it hates them, and upset the family that rehomed it didn't give any support at all.
April 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
16 yr old: "I know how to take care of a lizard! I promise! It won't be stressful I'll do research!"
16 yr old with lizard: crying and upset that he hasn't eaten in four days, worried it hates them, and upset the family that rehomed it didn't give any support at all.
16 yr old with lizard: crying and upset that he hasn't eaten in four days, worried it hates them, and upset the family that rehomed it didn't give any support at all.
"And Sunshine has all his toes still!"-16 yr old on their new leopard gecko
"Wow, so do I! We have so much in common :D"-me
"Wow, so do I! We have so much in common :D"-me
March 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"And Sunshine has all his toes still!"-16 yr old on their new leopard gecko
"Wow, so do I! We have so much in common :D"-me
"Wow, so do I! We have so much in common :D"-me
Yeah that tracks
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Yeah that tracks
I paused wondering if it is appropriate to wrap @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's "Everything is Tuberculosis" in Sanrio wrapping paper, but I guess I'll find out when I get to read it. Is Hello Kitty Tuberculosis? (Yes I had to wrap my presents, but my partner is writing the to/from tag)
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I paused wondering if it is appropriate to wrap @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's "Everything is Tuberculosis" in Sanrio wrapping paper, but I guess I'll find out when I get to read it. Is Hello Kitty Tuberculosis? (Yes I had to wrap my presents, but my partner is writing the to/from tag)
No Shave November isn't very fun when your facial hair is scraggly. Here's to keep on trying for next year.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
No Shave November isn't very fun when your facial hair is scraggly. Here's to keep on trying for next year.
Code Red has two kinds of food coloring! So much Red 40 that soon this pie will be illegal! A historical experience for the ages. Also the abomination jello shots after I added the cherry gelatin.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Code Red has two kinds of food coloring! So much Red 40 that soon this pie will be illegal! A historical experience for the ages. Also the abomination jello shots after I added the cherry gelatin.
Turns out one box of gelatin leaves enough to make 2 or 3 pies. I'm making cursed abomination jello shots and pouring all the left overs into one. The first Baja Blast pie cooked up lovely!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Turns out one box of gelatin leaves enough to make 2 or 3 pies. I'm making cursed abomination jello shots and pouring all the left overs into one. The first Baja Blast pie cooked up lovely!
The cool thing about my family not being on Blue Sky is that I can live message my adventures in making Mt. Dew pies for Thanksgiving tomorrow and it will still be a surprise. Only my partner, sister, kids, and friend know about them. And the kids are going elsewhere for the holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The cool thing about my family not being on Blue Sky is that I can live message my adventures in making Mt. Dew pies for Thanksgiving tomorrow and it will still be a surprise. Only my partner, sister, kids, and friend know about them. And the kids are going elsewhere for the holiday.
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social My 15 yr old just saw my new magnets and it turned into: "Why are they on the horse?" "Keep reading the comics, here, look at the first page of the new book."
"Oh this is cool I thought it was signed."
"It is signed, with a doodle, they all are."
"What?! That's cool!"
"Oh this is cool I thought it was signed."
"It is signed, with a doodle, they all are."
"What?! That's cool!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social My 15 yr old just saw my new magnets and it turned into: "Why are they on the horse?" "Keep reading the comics, here, look at the first page of the new book."
"Oh this is cool I thought it was signed."
"It is signed, with a doodle, they all are."
"What?! That's cool!"
"Oh this is cool I thought it was signed."
"It is signed, with a doodle, they all are."
"What?! That's cool!"
Me this morning: I wonder how bike race (El Tour de Tucson) and this was the third fb post. Cyclist is fine, bike was not, and the javalina did a hit and run and they couldn't find it to check on it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me this morning: I wonder how bike race (El Tour de Tucson) and this was the third fb post. Cyclist is fine, bike was not, and the javalina did a hit and run and they couldn't find it to check on it.
Poke'mon Go has a special event that I was not interested in last year and had a field research I didn't complete. Finished it and stubbornly held onto it for a year. Could I have deleted the quest? Yeah, but then they'd win and I'd not get my different Voltorb that I typically delete if caught.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Poke'mon Go has a special event that I was not interested in last year and had a field research I didn't complete. Finished it and stubbornly held onto it for a year. Could I have deleted the quest? Yeah, but then they'd win and I'd not get my different Voltorb that I typically delete if caught.
English muffin mini pizza night!
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
English muffin mini pizza night!
My dad used to say he was Robert Redford in Elmer Fudd's body. But then I found a box of his old pictures and this is from the late 70s early 80s. Why does he look like Robert Redford from Jeremiah Johnson?
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My dad used to say he was Robert Redford in Elmer Fudd's body. But then I found a box of his old pictures and this is from the late 70s early 80s. Why does he look like Robert Redford from Jeremiah Johnson?
Finished the Flip n Skip pieces for a jumbo version my kid wants to run at RinCon in October :)
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Finished the Flip n Skip pieces for a jumbo version my kid wants to run at RinCon in October :)
Belated school lunch post. Imitation crab with mayo, lemon juice, parsley. Soy sauce for 15 yr old, green onions for 12 yr old. I baked zucchini bread Sunday as a surprise for lunch this week. Wore me out and I got a migraine though, but premade onigiri is saving me time in the morning.
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Belated school lunch post. Imitation crab with mayo, lemon juice, parsley. Soy sauce for 15 yr old, green onions for 12 yr old. I baked zucchini bread Sunday as a surprise for lunch this week. Wore me out and I got a migraine though, but premade onigiri is saving me time in the morning.
I did pretty good the past couple of days. First shiny shadow pokemon (will probably still purify it), 9 shiny rookidees, and some platinum awards. Also got gold medal for party challenges. I have less than 500 to get platinum for ice, dragon, and steel.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I did pretty good the past couple of days. First shiny shadow pokemon (will probably still purify it), 9 shiny rookidees, and some platinum awards. Also got gold medal for party challenges. I have less than 500 to get platinum for ice, dragon, and steel.
Lunchbox. One kid is staying home sick, they had a migraine yesterday :/
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lunchbox. One kid is staying home sick, they had a migraine yesterday :/