Sergeant Strings
@sergeantstrings.bsky.social
Go Birds, Devils, Mets. Posting about whatever. Probably sports, books, video games, software engineering, or anything else that needs to be shouted into the void
Braden mann 4/4 on ridiculous punts
September 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Braden mann 4/4 on ridiculous punts
Reposted by Sergeant Strings
I need to see a highlight reel of all the monster hits Britain Covey has taken over his career.
September 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I need to see a highlight reel of all the monster hits Britain Covey has taken over his career.
Eagles defense is absolutely electric
September 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Eagles defense is absolutely electric
Steven Erikson
George R. R. Martin
Matt Dinniman
Brandon Sanderson
Joe Abercrombie (technically only read 4 books, but will read more soon!)
George R. R. Martin
Matt Dinniman
Brandon Sanderson
Joe Abercrombie (technically only read 4 books, but will read more soon!)
five living writers that you've read five books by each
Rita Dove
Tasha Suri
Courtney Milan
Grant Morrison
Tom Perrotta
Rita Dove
Tasha Suri
Courtney Milan
Grant Morrison
Tom Perrotta
July 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Steven Erikson
George R. R. Martin
Matt Dinniman
Brandon Sanderson
Joe Abercrombie (technically only read 4 books, but will read more soon!)
George R. R. Martin
Matt Dinniman
Brandon Sanderson
Joe Abercrombie (technically only read 4 books, but will read more soon!)
The Doctor Congo goalie is just unreal, what a performance so far
July 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The Doctor Congo goalie is just unreal, what a performance so far
Elite level himbo-ing. An inspiration to himbos everywhere
TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader."
July 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Elite level himbo-ing. An inspiration to himbos everywhere
This fuckin team man...
June 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This fuckin team man...
Holy, what an upset!!!!
June 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Holy, what an upset!!!!
Going from despair to hope to despair is a tough experience. Let's go mets (sadly)
Oh boy can't wait to go to Citi Field and watch my favorite baseball team, the Mets, tonight! Lets check how they've been doing recently... Oh, oh no. Oh no oh no oh no
June 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Going from despair to hope to despair is a tough experience. Let's go mets (sadly)
Oh boy can't wait to go to Citi Field and watch my favorite baseball team, the Mets, tonight! Lets check how they've been doing recently... Oh, oh no. Oh no oh no oh no
June 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Oh boy can't wait to go to Citi Field and watch my favorite baseball team, the Mets, tonight! Lets check how they've been doing recently... Oh, oh no. Oh no oh no oh no
Or not!!
New York Knicks and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
June 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Or not!!
New York Knicks and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
June 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
New York Knicks and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
My goodness what an electric qualifying. Thought verstappen had that in the bag but what a lap by Kimi
June 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
My goodness what an electric qualifying. Thought verstappen had that in the bag but what a lap by Kimi
More Github issues today, embarrassing stuff from Microsoft. 99.58% uptime is ridiculous for a core feature on a product used by practically every software engineer
May 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
More Github issues today, embarrassing stuff from Microsoft. 99.58% uptime is ridiculous for a core feature on a product used by practically every software engineer
Putting the halal cart outside the gym is just unfair. Shooting fish in the barrel, and brother tonight I was the fish
April 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Putting the halal cart outside the gym is just unfair. Shooting fish in the barrel, and brother tonight I was the fish
Update: THEY DIDNT BLOW IT LETS GO METS BABY
Surely the Mets won't blow this... Surely
April 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Update: THEY DIDNT BLOW IT LETS GO METS BABY
Surely the Mets won't blow this... Surely
April 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Surely the Mets won't blow this... Surely
While the oilers got the short end of the stick with Jarry, skinner is still unfortunately skinner
April 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
While the oilers got the short end of the stick with Jarry, skinner is still unfortunately skinner
Reposted by Sergeant Strings
STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES
April 23, 2026 at 12:28 AM
STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES
Penguins flyers is madness, got a feeling these teams don't like eachother
April 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Penguins flyers is madness, got a feeling these teams don't like eachother
They're calling it the most sabres thing to ever happen
April 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They're calling it the most sabres thing to ever happen
Very interested to see the follow up study where salmon are exposed to playoff hockey
Salmon exposed to cocaine and its byproduct swam farther than unexposed fish, raising alarms about drug pollution in aquatic ecosystems.
Scientists Gave a Bunch of Salmon Cocaine. This Is What Happened Next.
Salmon exposed to cocaine and its byproduct swam farther than unexposed fish, raising alarms about drug pollution in aquatic ecosystems.
www.404media.co
April 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Very interested to see the follow up study where salmon are exposed to playoff hockey
Touch grass (and water), it's good for you!
April 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Touch grass (and water), it's good for you!
Finished Cat's Cradle last night, first Vonnegut book for me. Highly enjoyable, completely absurd. Excited to start my journey as a devout Bokononist
April 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Finished Cat's Cradle last night, first Vonnegut book for me. Highly enjoyable, completely absurd. Excited to start my journey as a devout Bokononist