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@sgt-squeegee.bsky.social
☙ spencer ✵ 20 ✵ he/him ✵ multifandom ✵ SergeantSqueegee on AO3 ✵ 18+ mdni (no age in bio = blocked) ❧
tried to buy the rattaker plush two different times and my bank denied the charge both times and locked my card for fraud
July 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
tried to buy the rattaker plush two different times and my bank denied the charge both times and locked my card for fraud
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whats up guys kurt from kurtsworld here~ xp #kurtsworld96
May 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
whats up guys kurt from kurtsworld here~ xp #kurtsworld96
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Having #steddie omegaverse thoughts yet again (as I do every day). Walk with me here
Scent of course plays a huge part. You can tell a person’s designation, if someone has a partner, you can scent certain moods, families smell alike, etc.
But taste, taste is VERY important.
Scent of course plays a huge part. You can tell a person’s designation, if someone has a partner, you can scent certain moods, families smell alike, etc.
But taste, taste is VERY important.
May 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Having #steddie omegaverse thoughts yet again (as I do every day). Walk with me here
Scent of course plays a huge part. You can tell a person’s designation, if someone has a partner, you can scent certain moods, families smell alike, etc.
But taste, taste is VERY important.
Scent of course plays a huge part. You can tell a person’s designation, if someone has a partner, you can scent certain moods, families smell alike, etc.
But taste, taste is VERY important.
having to write a paper for school on 4/20 is evil >:( i don’t want to do research, i wanna feel a little silly and read fanfiction
April 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
having to write a paper for school on 4/20 is evil >:( i don’t want to do research, i wanna feel a little silly and read fanfiction
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#steddie hate fucking in the back of Eddie's van.
Started with Eddie stealing Steve's Letterman from his locker and wearing it around.
Steve finally catches up to Eddie after school, fuming and ready to pick a fight.
Eddie is infuriatingly calm, leaning against the back of the building where he
Started with Eddie stealing Steve's Letterman from his locker and wearing it around.
Steve finally catches up to Eddie after school, fuming and ready to pick a fight.
Eddie is infuriatingly calm, leaning against the back of the building where he
April 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
#steddie hate fucking in the back of Eddie's van.
Started with Eddie stealing Steve's Letterman from his locker and wearing it around.
Steve finally catches up to Eddie after school, fuming and ready to pick a fight.
Eddie is infuriatingly calm, leaning against the back of the building where he
Started with Eddie stealing Steve's Letterman from his locker and wearing it around.
Steve finally catches up to Eddie after school, fuming and ready to pick a fight.
Eddie is infuriatingly calm, leaning against the back of the building where he
been thinking about tommy recently everybody get ready for a stommie thread (and perhaps a fic if i get the energy)
April 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
been thinking about tommy recently everybody get ready for a stommie thread (and perhaps a fic if i get the energy)
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bobbing for apples is like indirectly kissing which is why tommy always chooses to go after steve
March 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
bobbing for apples is like indirectly kissing which is why tommy always chooses to go after steve
my fic for the @steddieexchange.bsky.social is finally finished!!! friends to lovers to enemies to lovers again, because i firmly believe that steddie would break up at least once in every universe
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
Last Christmas (the Steddie Remix) - Chapter 1 - SergeantSqueegee - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
March 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
my fic for the @steddieexchange.bsky.social is finally finished!!! friends to lovers to enemies to lovers again, because i firmly believe that steddie would break up at least once in every universe
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
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Fic by @sgt-squeegee.bsky.social for @/xxfiction-is-my-realityxx (tumblr)
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
archiveofourown.org
March 2, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Fic by @sgt-squeegee.bsky.social for @/xxfiction-is-my-realityxx (tumblr)
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
archiveofourown.org/works/802359...
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#STMMM26 - Day 1 - Knotting
The first sign Steve is pupped is that he’s horny. Hornier than normal, which doesn’t register for Eddie at first. Even right after a heat wraps up Steve will be begging for a knot, pupped or not. He’s physical and desperate tor affection.
Eddie’s used to it.
The first sign Steve is pupped is that he’s horny. Hornier than normal, which doesn’t register for Eddie at first. Even right after a heat wraps up Steve will be begging for a knot, pupped or not. He’s physical and desperate tor affection.
Eddie’s used to it.
March 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
#STMMM26 - Day 1 - Knotting
The first sign Steve is pupped is that he’s horny. Hornier than normal, which doesn’t register for Eddie at first. Even right after a heat wraps up Steve will be begging for a knot, pupped or not. He’s physical and desperate tor affection.
Eddie’s used to it.
The first sign Steve is pupped is that he’s horny. Hornier than normal, which doesn’t register for Eddie at first. Even right after a heat wraps up Steve will be begging for a knot, pupped or not. He’s physical and desperate tor affection.
Eddie’s used to it.
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February 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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The most powerful thing you can do for yourself is to work hard to kill any shame you feel about sex and your sexuality.
Yeah they're finally starting to acknowledge that porn addiction is pushed by the church and really just means "I'm not supposed to look at porn bc it's a sin, but I do it anyway so I must be addicted" But the data shows that mental health struggles come from the guilt, not the porn by itself.
Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction, You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
www.psychologytoday.com
February 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The most powerful thing you can do for yourself is to work hard to kill any shame you feel about sex and your sexuality.
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how messy can be for twins to share exes… like, Michael and Steve dated for a brief time when Steve went off to college, it was fast and dirty and it was more sex than an actual relationship and that’s exactly why they break up, even when Steve isn’t sure if what they had counts as a relationship
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
how messy can be for twins to share exes… like, Michael and Steve dated for a brief time when Steve went off to college, it was fast and dirty and it was more sex than an actual relationship and that’s exactly why they break up, even when Steve isn’t sure if what they had counts as a relationship
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#bottomjayceweek DAY 4 featuring the spank bank
May 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#bottomjayceweek DAY 4 featuring the spank bank
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Nancy going through Robin’s closet to borrow some pyjamas and pulls out a little cropped tank and matching shorts with lacy edges and little bows. She strokes the soft baby pink fabric.
“I- did not expect you to have something like this.”
“Huh?” Robin barely glances over. “Oh, no that’s Steve’s.”
“I- did not expect you to have something like this.”
“Huh?” Robin barely glances over. “Oh, no that’s Steve’s.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Nancy going through Robin’s closet to borrow some pyjamas and pulls out a little cropped tank and matching shorts with lacy edges and little bows. She strokes the soft baby pink fabric.
“I- did not expect you to have something like this.”
“Huh?” Robin barely glances over. “Oh, no that’s Steve’s.”
“I- did not expect you to have something like this.”
“Huh?” Robin barely glances over. “Oh, no that’s Steve’s.”
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the fact that kurt went straight to murdering people instead of becoming a gay camboy like ur fame and fortune was RIGHT THERE DUMBASS
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
the fact that kurt went straight to murdering people instead of becoming a gay camboy like ur fame and fortune was RIGHT THERE DUMBASS
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September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Omegaverse #CorrodedKing #Steddie au
So Steve was close friends with the whole group throughout elementary and middle school. You literally never saw Steve without at least one of them. They did everything together and knew everything about each other.
So Steve was close friends with the whole group throughout elementary and middle school. You literally never saw Steve without at least one of them. They did everything together and knew everything about each other.
November 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Omegaverse #CorrodedKing #Steddie au
So Steve was close friends with the whole group throughout elementary and middle school. You literally never saw Steve without at least one of them. They did everything together and knew everything about each other.
So Steve was close friends with the whole group throughout elementary and middle school. You literally never saw Steve without at least one of them. They did everything together and knew everything about each other.
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#ST5 Okay, I wasn't going to say anything but some takes I'm seeing are really pissing me off: Steve's speech? Was. Right. He didn't say anything that wasn't true and that we as a fandom have talked about it at length in fics. Eddie's death WAS stupid, it WAS unnecessary and it WAS a bad call
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#ST5 Okay, I wasn't going to say anything but some takes I'm seeing are really pissing me off: Steve's speech? Was. Right. He didn't say anything that wasn't true and that we as a fandom have talked about it at length in fics. Eddie's death WAS stupid, it WAS unnecessary and it WAS a bad call
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Watching the new eps and regret to inform everyone Steve and Eddie have yet to find each other and kiss and bang nasty. Bullshit show.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Watching the new eps and regret to inform everyone Steve and Eddie have yet to find each other and kiss and bang nasty. Bullshit show.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Wants and Needs - 2
steddie, omegaverse, falling in love, grief
After Christmas, Steve and Nancy officially break up. He still likes her, he really, truly likes her. He just can’t pretend being close to her doesn’t hurt.
steddie, omegaverse, falling in love, grief
After Christmas, Steve and Nancy officially break up. He still likes her, he really, truly likes her. He just can’t pretend being close to her doesn’t hurt.
Wants and Needs - 🪡
pre-steddie, omegaverse, mpreg, teen pregnancy, abortion
It isn’t a surprise, not really. He was the one to insist it was fine. To say, “I’m on the pill, don’t worry about it. I wanna feel you, Nance. Really feel you. Make your first time perfect.”
pre-steddie, omegaverse, mpreg, teen pregnancy, abortion
It isn’t a surprise, not really. He was the one to insist it was fine. To say, “I’m on the pill, don’t worry about it. I wanna feel you, Nance. Really feel you. Make your first time perfect.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wants and Needs - 2
steddie, omegaverse, falling in love, grief
After Christmas, Steve and Nancy officially break up. He still likes her, he really, truly likes her. He just can’t pretend being close to her doesn’t hurt.
steddie, omegaverse, falling in love, grief
After Christmas, Steve and Nancy officially break up. He still likes her, he really, truly likes her. He just can’t pretend being close to her doesn’t hurt.
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Need Eddie to finger bang steve until he’s dumb and drooling on the mattress, face down, ass up, cock drooling into a puddle below him as he whimpers and moans as Eddie rubs his prostate over and over again. Never touching his dick but also not letting him tip over the edge.
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Need Eddie to finger bang steve until he’s dumb and drooling on the mattress, face down, ass up, cock drooling into a puddle below him as he whimpers and moans as Eddie rubs his prostate over and over again. Never touching his dick but also not letting him tip over the edge.