Ginger
@sgtginger.bsky.social
Minneapolis (ish) based food and scotch guy.
The high-schooler, who is our families second biggest drama filled performative male (after me), has decided to join theater tech crew. I asked his mother if this will bring less drama to our house, she hasn’t stopped laughing. It’s been several minutes.
The high-schooler is offended.
The high-schooler is offended.
September 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The high-schooler, who is our families second biggest drama filled performative male (after me), has decided to join theater tech crew. I asked his mother if this will bring less drama to our house, she hasn’t stopped laughing. It’s been several minutes.
The high-schooler is offended.
The high-schooler is offended.
Ok now the spam texts are just trolling me.
September 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Ok now the spam texts are just trolling me.
What the fuck? How is it I get 50 political texts a day and then this shows up? Senator Klobuchar?
September 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
What the fuck? How is it I get 50 political texts a day and then this shows up? Senator Klobuchar?
High Schooler: OMFG Drake is dating Pinkchyu 😄😄😄
Me: Drake is dating a Pokémon?
HS: Look her up dad 🙄
Me: If I Google her is my phone gonna get Chlamydia?
My phone got Chlamydia. I still have no idea who this woman is.
Me: Drake is dating a Pokémon?
HS: Look her up dad 🙄
Me: If I Google her is my phone gonna get Chlamydia?
My phone got Chlamydia. I still have no idea who this woman is.
September 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
High Schooler: OMFG Drake is dating Pinkchyu 😄😄😄
Me: Drake is dating a Pokémon?
HS: Look her up dad 🙄
Me: If I Google her is my phone gonna get Chlamydia?
My phone got Chlamydia. I still have no idea who this woman is.
Me: Drake is dating a Pokémon?
HS: Look her up dad 🙄
Me: If I Google her is my phone gonna get Chlamydia?
My phone got Chlamydia. I still have no idea who this woman is.
My theater wife just informed me that you NEVER say the word Macbeth when you’re backstage. Is she fucking with me? Theater peoples… educate me.
September 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My theater wife just informed me that you NEVER say the word Macbeth when you’re backstage. Is she fucking with me? Theater peoples… educate me.
State fair update 2: God bless the 6’ 4” slagathorian teenage children of Minnesota.
(This includes both of mine)
(This includes both of mine)
September 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
State fair update 2: God bless the 6’ 4” slagathorian teenage children of Minnesota.
(This includes both of mine)
(This includes both of mine)
State fair update: You can clearly tell the political affiliation of each vendor booth by which version of the state flag they fly.
September 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
State fair update: You can clearly tell the political affiliation of each vendor booth by which version of the state flag they fly.
Michigan cheated. Count it.
September 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Michigan cheated. Count it.
@stpaulite.bsky.social
OMG this game.
OMG this game.
Hold Onto Your Butts - Jurassic Park Quote
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September 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
@stpaulite.bsky.social
OMG this game.
OMG this game.
Born and bred, baby!
It’s funny I’ve lived in the Twin Cities area for 20 years and I can tell that I still talk like an outsider.
It’s funny I’ve lived in the Twin Cities area for 20 years and I can tell that I still talk like an outsider.
September 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Born and bred, baby!
It’s funny I’ve lived in the Twin Cities area for 20 years and I can tell that I still talk like an outsider.
It’s funny I’ve lived in the Twin Cities area for 20 years and I can tell that I still talk like an outsider.
God put me on earth for this exact purpose.
September 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
God put me on earth for this exact purpose.
Tinfoil hat moment:
What if….. the CEO of MapQuest was looking at the numbers and was like “We need 500,000 downloads this month!”
And then made a call to Trump with a plan that was so crazy it just might work.
What if….. the CEO of MapQuest was looking at the numbers and was like “We need 500,000 downloads this month!”
And then made a call to Trump with a plan that was so crazy it just might work.
September 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Tinfoil hat moment:
What if….. the CEO of MapQuest was looking at the numbers and was like “We need 500,000 downloads this month!”
And then made a call to Trump with a plan that was so crazy it just might work.
What if….. the CEO of MapQuest was looking at the numbers and was like “We need 500,000 downloads this month!”
And then made a call to Trump with a plan that was so crazy it just might work.
Talking to the trainer:
Me: I am always so stiff, I feel like a slab of concrete.
Trainer: Yoga can help with that.
Me: I did yoga once, I really did help.
Trainer (exasperated): You can do yoga more than once, you know.
Me: If only I could.
Trainer: Punches me in the face.
Me: I am always so stiff, I feel like a slab of concrete.
Trainer: Yoga can help with that.
Me: I did yoga once, I really did help.
Trainer (exasperated): You can do yoga more than once, you know.
Me: If only I could.
Trainer: Punches me in the face.
August 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Talking to the trainer:
Me: I am always so stiff, I feel like a slab of concrete.
Trainer: Yoga can help with that.
Me: I did yoga once, I really did help.
Trainer (exasperated): You can do yoga more than once, you know.
Me: If only I could.
Trainer: Punches me in the face.
Me: I am always so stiff, I feel like a slab of concrete.
Trainer: Yoga can help with that.
Me: I did yoga once, I really did help.
Trainer (exasperated): You can do yoga more than once, you know.
Me: If only I could.
Trainer: Punches me in the face.
Ren Fest update: smokes do not come out of the food or shop budget.
August 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Ren Fest update: smokes do not come out of the food or shop budget.
The SouthWest Transit scheduling managers hard at work.
August 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The SouthWest Transit scheduling managers hard at work.
Ok… this year I’m putting myself on a very strict budget. No more than $300 at the shops and $100 of food and booze. And the middle schooler is absolutely cut off after $200 at the knife throwing booths.
(Morgan Freeman Voice): There’s no chance. Ginger’s wife is already looking at a new corset.
(Morgan Freeman Voice): There’s no chance. Ginger’s wife is already looking at a new corset.
August 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ok… this year I’m putting myself on a very strict budget. No more than $300 at the shops and $100 of food and booze. And the middle schooler is absolutely cut off after $200 at the knife throwing booths.
(Morgan Freeman Voice): There’s no chance. Ginger’s wife is already looking at a new corset.
(Morgan Freeman Voice): There’s no chance. Ginger’s wife is already looking at a new corset.
364 days a year……
364 days a year……
August 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
364 days a year……
Wait. HBO is redoing Harry Potter? Who asked for this? What person over there was like: The movies sucked, we need a 10 part series!
August 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Wait. HBO is redoing Harry Potter? Who asked for this? What person over there was like: The movies sucked, we need a 10 part series!
Sometimes, when you’re in a hotel room by yourself, you do things that you told your friends and family would never happen and you pray your wife doesn’t find out about.
August 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Sometimes, when you’re in a hotel room by yourself, you do things that you told your friends and family would never happen and you pray your wife doesn’t find out about.
I love people who shop at Costco because they represent everything that is America.
Saw a couple attempt to load a 6’ x 6’ x 8’ full sized couch into the back of their Suburu. Almost had it too.
Saw a couple attempt to load a 6’ x 6’ x 8’ full sized couch into the back of their Suburu. Almost had it too.
August 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I love people who shop at Costco because they represent everything that is America.
Saw a couple attempt to load a 6’ x 6’ x 8’ full sized couch into the back of their Suburu. Almost had it too.
Saw a couple attempt to load a 6’ x 6’ x 8’ full sized couch into the back of their Suburu. Almost had it too.
Wife just finished the latest episode of Silo. They still haven’t turned on the lights and their problems continue. Coincidence? I think not.
August 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Wife just finished the latest episode of Silo. They still haven’t turned on the lights and their problems continue. Coincidence? I think not.
The worst part of missing 2 days at the gym is coming back and all the little injuries are better and the workout is amazing.
Then having to go home and admit I’m old enough to require 2 days off.
Then having to go home and admit I’m old enough to require 2 days off.
August 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The worst part of missing 2 days at the gym is coming back and all the little injuries are better and the workout is amazing.
Then having to go home and admit I’m old enough to require 2 days off.
Then having to go home and admit I’m old enough to require 2 days off.
Checking results, congrats to this guy.
August 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Checking results, congrats to this guy.
8:00 - …….
8:01 - We can confidently call the democratic primary for Amy Klobuchar. (Every news outlet)
8:01 - We can confidently call the democratic primary for Amy Klobuchar. (Every news outlet)
August 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
8:00 - …….
8:01 - We can confidently call the democratic primary for Amy Klobuchar. (Every news outlet)
8:01 - We can confidently call the democratic primary for Amy Klobuchar. (Every news outlet)