Invalid Handle Guy
@sgtmike.bsky.social
Not the best, but pretty good
Will he wear his hotdog suit when he votes
September 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Will he wear his hotdog suit when he votes
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important to distinguish the four types of deficit
![four bar graphs arranged as quadrants
top left: single vertical line labeled Outflow without corresponding inflow
top right: vertical line with shorter vertical line labeled Outflow greater than inflow
Bottom left: Two equal vertical lines, one gray, labeled Inflow equal in quantity, inferior in quality
Bottom right; vertical line and horizontal line labeled Steady inflow over time insufficient to compensate
[it's the Loss meme]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gpzumzyrdogumlixcztwtaxq/bafkreiaf7st5v6cwfms66b2j4qxkvqeg6flhxcpnsdz6g6j4psx6jkjth4)
September 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
important to distinguish the four types of deficit
Ok, I didn't need to be called out like this
![Comic: Aerospace Engineer Problem-Solving Flowchart. [Start→Could we solve this problem by building giant airships again?→(No)→Try other solutions→(four arrows leading off-panel)]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiazznauvx4jxzubkairbedbknh2k66oswplocckj347h4fwlyljyu)
September 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Ok, I didn't need to be called out like this
A great time to have two houses I'm paying on
September 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
A great time to have two houses I'm paying on
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
True story.
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gloq au vin
reading about french cooking and still trying to figure out how to properly use the gun
September 12, 2023 at 2:24 AM
gloq au vin
I had blocked this cursed knowledge from my brain until just now when I was reminded of it.
I know it may seem cruel, but it is time: the normies have to be told about Aella, before it’s too late for democracy.
I wish I was making a joke.
I wish I was making a joke.
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I had blocked this cursed knowledge from my brain until just now when I was reminded of it.
I would rather be flagged for busting tape than be subject to that man talking
Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF
September 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I would rather be flagged for busting tape than be subject to that man talking
Does it mean something when none of the states have any incoming tier 1 recruits?
September 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Does it mean something when none of the states have any incoming tier 1 recruits?
My "we are not into beastiality" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Sen. Kennedy: Why would you even get into bestiality?
Kash Patel: We are not into bestiality
Kash Patel: We are not into bestiality
September 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My "we are not into beastiality" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
APD thinking about whether they provide any community benefit
September 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
APD thinking about whether they provide any community benefit
Do you know how bad you have to fuck up as a police department for Texas to disband you
September 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Do you know how bad you have to fuck up as a police department for Texas to disband you
Fiber optic drones are great for defeating EW counter UAS systems, but have yet to find a solution babushka operations
An Ukrainian grandmother single-handedly neutralized a Russian "waiter drone" by picking up the UAV and removing the fiber-optic spool from it.
September 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Fiber optic drones are great for defeating EW counter UAS systems, but have yet to find a solution babushka operations
Who even appointed that dirty cop Chris Wray?
batshit stuff from Trump: "Everybody knows the Crooked Joe Biden FBI didn’t do what they should have with respect to the Lunatic who shot me in Butler ... This was all a Democrat Plot that failed. Dirty Cop Christopher Wray should pay a price for the way he handled this assassination attempt"
September 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Who even appointed that dirty cop Chris Wray?
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i believe it was the inventor of the gift and talented program who once said, "your children will thrive on a text-based website one day"
September 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i believe it was the inventor of the gift and talented program who once said, "your children will thrive on a text-based website one day"
I feel like this also begs the question of just how many applicants have been denied because of beastiality
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I feel like this also begs the question of just how many applicants have been denied because of beastiality
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somebody needs to check ka$h's browser history
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
somebody needs to check ka$h's browser history
I have so many questions but I don't think I want any answers
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I have so many questions but I don't think I want any answers
Space was nice while we still had access to it
The US has deployed its first publicly acknowledged space-based weapon, Air Force Secretary Troy Meink said.
Meink said the weapon is already “on orbit” and is intended for “space control” and to defend US forces against “hostile adversary action.”
Meink said the weapon is already “on orbit” and is intended for “space control” and to defend US forces against “hostile adversary action.”
US confirms for first time it has deployed space weapons
The US Air Force Secretary says the weapons are necessary to defend the country against enemy action.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Space was nice while we still had access to it
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She’s an Emmy winner!!!
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
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When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
September 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
Who decided having Mariska Hartigay sing was a good idea?
September 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Who decided having Mariska Hartigay sing was a good idea?
The Emmys being on a Monday feels wrong
September 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Emmys being on a Monday feels wrong
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ngl i wasn’t expecting him to go out doing suicide by cop
September 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
ngl i wasn’t expecting him to go out doing suicide by cop