Shal
@shalistrae.bsky.social
Warhammer, anime, knitting, crocheting, cosplay, reading, and perfectly normal fujoshi behavior. Ask me anything.
Well. The Arkham horror campaign ended and AZATHOTH opened his hideous maw and sang the song that ended the universe and we were alive to behold it but beholding it killed us all. Yay.
March 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Well. The Arkham horror campaign ended and AZATHOTH opened his hideous maw and sang the song that ended the universe and we were alive to behold it but beholding it killed us all. Yay.
Today’s 3am convenience store truck stop coffee tasted of petroleum, carpet; and top notes of spoiled butterscotch. Last time it tasted of carpet, which was honestly less tragic.
March 21, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Today’s 3am convenience store truck stop coffee tasted of petroleum, carpet; and top notes of spoiled butterscotch. Last time it tasted of carpet, which was honestly less tragic.
Gluten free people: sorry I can’t. Lactose intolerant people: valar morghulis.
March 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Gluten free people: sorry I can’t. Lactose intolerant people: valar morghulis.
I feel like I got dragged behind a truck zooming down the I-5 for fifty miles. DST is the worst and I hate it.
March 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I feel like I got dragged behind a truck zooming down the I-5 for fifty miles. DST is the worst and I hate it.
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uhh i forgot to post this on saturday, here's scipius and straban inspired by the fic Iron Bonds archiveofourown.org/works/73400196
March 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
uhh i forgot to post this on saturday, here's scipius and straban inspired by the fic Iron Bonds archiveofourown.org/works/73400196
Please consider going to La Luna tattoos and piercings in Irving Park and supporting these wonderful artists. They took good care of me!
March 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Please consider going to La Luna tattoos and piercings in Irving Park and supporting these wonderful artists. They took good care of me!
My partner just called Ravenor a “pervert in a box” and accused Dan Abnett of writing it during his horny phase, which explains the amount of sexy lamps that abound. I guess we’ll see soon.
Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl
Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl
February 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My partner just called Ravenor a “pervert in a box” and accused Dan Abnett of writing it during his horny phase, which explains the amount of sexy lamps that abound. I guess we’ll see soon.
Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl
Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl
It wasn’t a phase mom.
February 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It wasn’t a phase mom.
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im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
February 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
Just a girl and her canonically evil squid (but it isn’t a water type lol) that can brainwash you.
February 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just a girl and her canonically evil squid (but it isn’t a water type lol) that can brainwash you.
Manitobah order arrived! Happy very early Birthday to me.
February 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Manitobah order arrived! Happy very early Birthday to me.
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Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/looksmaxxing-myth-vs-fact/
February 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/looksmaxxing-myth-vs-fact/
It is beginning to occur to me that I have completely and utterly miscalculated how big a 365 hexagon temperature blanket for 2026 will be. (Husband has calculated it would be 12’x12’ which is a little excessive.) it might be a 2-3 month blanket tbh….
February 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
It is beginning to occur to me that I have completely and utterly miscalculated how big a 365 hexagon temperature blanket for 2026 will be. (Husband has calculated it would be 12’x12’ which is a little excessive.) it might be a 2-3 month blanket tbh….
Went with my partner to the local game store in Chatham last night to cheer and or heckle as his orks obliterated some brave yet ultimately outmatched skitari.
February 20, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Went with my partner to the local game store in Chatham last night to cheer and or heckle as his orks obliterated some brave yet ultimately outmatched skitari.
You ever wanna stress test your relationship with your significant other? Try putting together a metal ikea bunk bed. #ikea #furniture #sliceoflife #selfassembly
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
You ever wanna stress test your relationship with your significant other? Try putting together a metal ikea bunk bed. #ikea #furniture #sliceoflife #selfassembly
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You know, your whole life people tell you that money can’t buy happiness, respect, or cool.
And you kinda roll your eyes.
…then you see Elon Musk.
And you kinda roll your eyes.
…then you see Elon Musk.
February 18, 2026 at 10:56 AM
You know, your whole life people tell you that money can’t buy happiness, respect, or cool.
And you kinda roll your eyes.
…then you see Elon Musk.
And you kinda roll your eyes.
…then you see Elon Musk.
Happy Year of the horse everyone!!
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Happy Year of the horse everyone!!
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I like this only marginally more than the Reese’s Santas. Why does it ….. why is it like this?
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I like this only marginally more than the Reese’s Santas. Why does it ….. why is it like this?
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My SpyXFamily X Warhammer40k mashup print is now available in my store!
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#spyxfamily #warhammer40k
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#spyxfamily #warhammer40k
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
My SpyXFamily X Warhammer40k mashup print is now available in my store!
buff.ly/gnhJ0hD
#spyxfamily #warhammer40k
buff.ly/gnhJ0hD
#spyxfamily #warhammer40k
Photos by Bruce Medic from Capricon46. #capricon #warhammerfangirl
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Photos by Bruce Medic from Capricon46. #capricon #warhammerfangirl
Great news, I have Valentines plans now.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Great news, I have Valentines plans now.
Made a Glomitt following a free pattern from Halcyon Yarn by Beth Quivey. I think it’s going well actually. One down one to go. #knitting
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Made a Glomitt following a free pattern from Halcyon Yarn by Beth Quivey. I think it’s going well actually. One down one to go. #knitting