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Shane
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I am a shy, masculine, gay dude. I spend most of my time on my laptop or at work.
I'm surprised Grace is listed by herself... I only watched those skits for the cute guy...

Obviously, I know Markiplier; DharMann (but its gotten cringe); know of Kai, Hasan, and Speed, but don't watch them... I only watched Kai for Victoria Justice... and Hasan is there in Austin's Show...
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it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch

i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
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August 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
We need to stop funding bad shows... adaptations need to get the love they deserve, and stop getting ruined. I am so tired of how everyone in the industry has given up on making quality content... I'd kill all streaming services if it meant we went back to quality shows for beloved IPs...
July 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I actually really want to workout my arms again, but I am still sore and suffering from DOMS. It's gotten better, but the exercise that I can see clearly fucked me up the most were Extensions. I used my 20 LB dumbbell. And this was back on Thursday, and they are still sore. I can't wait for round 2!
June 23, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I can definitely see a teeny tiny bit of 'sexism' when men only get hyped for the "hardened" dude and don't for the women. The new Laufey GOW looks amazing, but some just clearly only care for Kratos. The same happened with Grace and Leon in RE9. There's clearly some bias... it is what it is...
June 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Somehow, The Boys copied Stranger Things homework... and now we've had two great shows end in a steamy pile of shit. Tell me when a new show actually ends good, cause I am sick of being let down by shows... I'd rather they cancel the show than tarnish it...
May 20, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Goddamn NY... you were so cold for so long into Spring, and then boom... now it is hot as shit. Weirdest weather.
May 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This Eurovision was a dud year. What with 5 countries dropping out in rightful protest... And I just don't like the winner... like not my cup of tea at all. It sucks Romania didn't win... she deserved it... but whatever.
May 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Stranger Things... I forgive you a little bit. The Boys managed to beat you in having an even more terrible final season...
May 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Don't you just love when someone wants to increase their network on Youtube/Instagram, but blocks you cause you are gay. I guess this is why they only have 300 subscribers and no views, and like no Insta Followers... keep being like that. O.o I just find it weird... to block a number generator.
May 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Do I deserve a tall, handsome, muscular and masculine man who makes women swoon? Nope... do I want one? Yep. I see one come to my work all the time, and I wish he was into me... I know it is dumb, but I can't help who I find irresistible.
April 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I honestly haven't started using Sniffies yet, but Grindr was absolute trash... and if people liked Sniffies, and it sells out to Match... it will become trash too. Tinder is a joke.
April 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
IDK.. saw the trailer for Lestat. It's... it's basically just a biopic of a fictional person? That's how the trailer felt. It had the same trailer montage beats as any bopic... At least Queen of the Damned had an end goal... stop Akasha... this one has none.
April 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I wish I could not pay my federal taxes, just state taxes... cause I don't want my taxes to go towards killing people....
April 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
It's that time of the year where people do dumb pranks, and all the big companies do the same thing... unless there is effort behind the "joke" and it is harmless, I just hate the tradition.
April 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I think we need to find a way to get networks to go back to making semi-serialized shows... I miss getting stories per each episodes, with an overarching plot. Buffy, Charmed, Supernatural, Dexter, etc... we don't get this anymore. Hell, I'll even accept them livestreaming new episodes with ads.
March 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
RIP Warner Bros...
February 27, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Paramount are the biggest cry-baby losers... they've been told 'No' countless times, and now they are suing Warner Bros? When can Warner Bros call this sexual harassment and get a restraining order? Like damn...
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Honestly... Stranger Things ending was mid... I saw the 2 hour runtime, and thought they'd stick it... but after an hour... all we had left was boring. I would've preferred a Legally Blonde ending at that point... imagine if Legally Blonde gave us an hour of Elle graduating and shit... IDK. Meh.
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Honestly? I am over the MCU... it died after End Game, and only had a couple standalone projects that were decent, but the fact they are bringing back Chris Evans and RDJ just tells me they don't care about the story they told anymore, only about profiting from more slop. Disney is a zombie dragon.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The Game Awards was boring AF this year. Not worth the time I took to watch it, even skipping stuff that I had zero interest in. Nothing new of consequence was announced.
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I see some gorgeous celebrities or influencers like Noah Schnapp or Austin Show, and knowing they are gay, but completely out of my league... as if I even have a chance with guys in my league... My 20s sucked, and now I am 30, it still sucks. I need to win the lottery soon...
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It looks Eurovision 2026 is a dud. I might still check out some of the songs, but I don't care about the contest. I won't watch the semis or finale. And if Israel wins, the contest is dead the following year too.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Stranger Things... why do I have to wait another month after that episode?!?!?!?! Please... why?!?!?!?!?!
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
And Netflix crashed...
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I content consume like crazy... kinda wish I'd stop, and even was a creator, but personality clash.... too introverted.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM