Isabela
@shantyqueen.bsky.social
Queen of the Eastern Seas.
#DARP
#DARP
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“Why did everything have to get so fast paced? At least in Kirkwall, conspiracies took their time to build.”
“It does not. Maker, how I miss the old days when we didn’t have so much responsibility and could let loose more often.”
“Nothing beats The Hanged Man.”
September 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
“Why did everything have to get so fast paced? At least in Kirkwall, conspiracies took their time to build.”
“Nothing beats The Hanged Man.”
“It’s never fun, is it? Ahhh the good old Kirkwall days.” 😌
“When the ale tastes like piss and spit, you know you’re going to wake up on the floor.”
September 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
“Nothing beats The Hanged Man.”
“When the ale tastes like piss and spit, you know you’re going to wake up on the floor.”
September 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
“When the ale tastes like piss and spit, you know you’re going to wake up on the floor.”
“Who wants to get drunk with me? Nothing else going on around here.”
August 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“Who wants to get drunk with me? Nothing else going on around here.”
August 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
“Where is everyone?”
August 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“Where is everyone?”
“I’m bored. We should do something fun!”
August 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
“I’m bored. We should do something fun!”
“I’ve caught Varric checking out Hawke’s ass more than a few times, I’ll have you know.”
@varrichousetethras.bsky.social
@varrichousetethras.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“I’ve caught Varric checking out Hawke’s ass more than a few times, I’ll have you know.”
@varrichousetethras.bsky.social
@varrichousetethras.bsky.social
“Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
July 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
“Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
“I’m sweating my tits off over here! It’s wonderful. Reminds me of a hot sunny morning on the sea.”
July 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“I’m sweating my tits off over here! It’s wonderful. Reminds me of a hot sunny morning on the sea.”
“VARRIC! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!”
June 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“VARRIC! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!”
"I'm bored! I want to do something fun!"
June 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"I'm bored! I want to do something fun!"
“Why is Varric naked?”
June 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
“Why is Varric naked?”
"The Herald's Rest, huh? Could do with well with some sea shanties."
June 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"The Herald's Rest, huh? Could do with well with some sea shanties."
“I’m bored. I need someone I can make walk the plank.”
June 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“I’m bored. I need someone I can make walk the plank.”
“Always was good at getting booty, though.”
"Of course she is, there are lots of things I don't know about pirating, navigating the seas, and other things..."
Queen of the Eastern Seas is smarter than you.
June 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“Always was good at getting booty, though.”
“Since when does Varric do commissions?”
May 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Since when does Varric do commissions?”
"Don't all shiver your timbers at once, boys."
May 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"Don't all shiver your timbers at once, boys."
“Ever notice what oases for dwarven ale taste like pisswater?”
May 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
“Ever notice what oases for dwarven ale taste like pisswater?”
May 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Staggers back into Shyhold.
May 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Staggers back into Shyhold.
"Swab the deck, boys!"
April 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Swab the deck, boys!"
“Skyhold is lovely. Better than Kirkwall. But there’s nothing to steal. Even I won’t stoop so low to rob from refugees. Send me somewhere with a bunch of rich tits!”
April 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
“Skyhold is lovely. Better than Kirkwall. But there’s nothing to steal. Even I won’t stoop so low to rob from refugees. Send me somewhere with a bunch of rich tits!”