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Shaudawn ✌️🪶
@shaudawn.bsky.social
My bones are ancient sandstone, my blood is a river born of geysers, my skin the memory of cottonwood, my breath is dusty Great Plains wind.

Currently living in Salish country
Thus the popular saying in medieval Europe: "The left is for stealing, the right is for steeling."
March 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So if I run around it counterclockwise, do I go back in time?
March 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Any politician that voted against a limiting War Powers resolution because they "wanted to show unity and support" for the commander-in-chief is turning a deliberate blind eye to the majority of Americans who do NOT agree. They are actively betraying their constituents & must go.
March 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I absolutely loathe PragerU. I try to combat its blatant disinformation whenever it rears its ugly head, particularly when they claim that the indigenous peoples here were responsible for some kind of fictitious self-genocide. PU is absolutely white supremacy. 🤢
March 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Welcome to the Fog of War, eh?
March 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Should we be still be thanking her boss for the DOW now that his war is tanking its numbers, or should we just send all of her goons to Iran on the front lines? I mean, those patriots should boot up and prove they are still loyal stooges to the regime.
March 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Huh. Here I thought it was because he likes the sandwich. Thanks for setting me straight!
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March 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
March 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hey, don't equate indigenous peoples with the two imperialistic colonizers.
February 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Everyone keeps misspelling that. He's the "Piece President" who just wants to make sure he gets a piece of everything.
February 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
And who could forget Pharaoh Ralph Wigum? Well, I mean besides everybody, especially when he tried to adopt a hippo as a pet. When it came time to mummify him, the priests just left the marbles shoved up his nose, knowing that any attempt to extract the brain that way just wasn't worth the effort.
February 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I just heard the first episode and I'm taking a moment to thank you before I listen to the next. I'm in love with it.
Question: if my real, physical self is too old to emigrate to Canada, can my fictional self wander into either Mirror Falls or, at the very least, Ashford Bay from time to time?
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
So…ICE is murdering everyone that's Good and Pretti?
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
WHAT? 👂
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
For those considering this an act of liberation in Venezuela, there's a saying: "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM