Shawn O'Hara
@shawnohara.bsky.social
GM for Spout Lore. Grip it and rip it. He/Him
Stolen valour? No. I tell everyone "thank you for your service" no matter what they're doing. I'm possessing valour with the intent to distribute
March 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Stolen valour? No. I tell everyone "thank you for your service" no matter what they're doing. I'm possessing valour with the intent to distribute
As an alpha male you can't be filling out forms at the doctor's office. You want me to 'submit' this blood work requisition? I will never submit to anyone, no matter how high my cholesterol is
February 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
As an alpha male you can't be filling out forms at the doctor's office. You want me to 'submit' this blood work requisition? I will never submit to anyone, no matter how high my cholesterol is
Cop: sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *lunges for gun*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *lunges for gun*
February 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Cop: sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *lunges for gun*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *lunges for gun*
Went to the doctor and he keeps looking at my chart and gasping
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Went to the doctor and he keeps looking at my chart and gasping
Excited to announce I'll be competing in the Men's Freestyle Skate at Milano Cortina as soon as this security guard begins to feel the affects of my potions
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Excited to announce I'll be competing in the Men's Freestyle Skate at Milano Cortina as soon as this security guard begins to feel the affects of my potions
Got a full time job on a yacht looking out to see and saying "the wind feels wrong." They're paying me $120,000 a year. I also do dishes
February 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Got a full time job on a yacht looking out to see and saying "the wind feels wrong." They're paying me $120,000 a year. I also do dishes
I wish they would make a tv show about a hospital
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I wish they would make a tv show about a hospital
Whatever those little curvy booths Star Wars ships always have are, I want one of those
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Whatever those little curvy booths Star Wars ships always have are, I want one of those
For $50 I will claim to be having an affair with a member of your strata council, allowing you to have as many barbeques as you want on your balcony
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
For $50 I will claim to be having an affair with a member of your strata council, allowing you to have as many barbeques as you want on your balcony
All I'm saying is "no kissing" wasn't one of this fight club's so-called "rules." This suspension is unjust
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
All I'm saying is "no kissing" wasn't one of this fight club's so-called "rules." This suspension is unjust
Looking at this with a vibe similar to Maximus grazing his wheat fields with an outstretched hand
You can't stay in the dark forever... LightBoy, there's no better way to see the light.
Source: GamePro 12 (July 1990)
Scan Source: RetroMags
#retrogaming #nintendo
Source: GamePro 12 (July 1990)
Scan Source: RetroMags
#retrogaming #nintendo
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Looking at this with a vibe similar to Maximus grazing his wheat fields with an outstretched hand
I think at this point we have to assume that anyone that hunts for Bigfoot is hoping just a little bit that they'll get fucked by Bigfoot
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I think at this point we have to assume that anyone that hunts for Bigfoot is hoping just a little bit that they'll get fucked by Bigfoot
Classic cousin's house toy
Raise ya.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Classic cousin's house toy
"Don't tell me what my heart rate is supposed to be" - my wife on why she doesn't like electronic dance music
April 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Don't tell me what my heart rate is supposed to be" - my wife on why she doesn't like electronic dance music
This place has a $45 sandwich
March 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This place has a $45 sandwich
Hot tip: throw cooked spaghetti at someone and if it sticks they've been thinking impure thoughts
March 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hot tip: throw cooked spaghetti at someone and if it sticks they've been thinking impure thoughts
The sleep paralysis demons at the foot of my bed look like this:
two men are standing next to each other on a beach and one of them is making a funny face
ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a beach and one of them is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The sleep paralysis demons at the foot of my bed look like this:
Me ignoring the seagull looking me dead in the eye while I eat a piece of pizza
Protect your peace.
I’m not watching nonsense.
March 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me ignoring the seagull looking me dead in the eye while I eat a piece of pizza
She indiana on my jones til i and the raiders of the lost ark
March 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
She indiana on my jones til i and the raiders of the lost ark
Listening to Nemik talk any time he's on screen in Andor and nodding my head so hard I snap my own spine
March 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Listening to Nemik talk any time he's on screen in Andor and nodding my head so hard I snap my own spine
Shingles. Why'd it have to be shingles?
March 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Shingles. Why'd it have to be shingles?
Also the music on this show sounds like it was composed at gunpoint
March 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Also the music on this show sounds like it was composed at gunpoint
Still watching Love is Blind and every once in a while they refer to it as "The Experiment" like they all escaped from a lab and I think that would be a better show
March 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Still watching Love is Blind and every once in a while they refer to it as "The Experiment" like they all escaped from a lab and I think that would be a better show
If a Love is Blind contestant doesn't say "find my person" once an episode they take them out back and squish them with an anvil
February 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If a Love is Blind contestant doesn't say "find my person" once an episode they take them out back and squish them with an anvil
My wife gets obsessed with specific songs and right now it's Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag. Feels like I'm in a silent movie about me doing the dishes
February 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My wife gets obsessed with specific songs and right now it's Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag. Feels like I'm in a silent movie about me doing the dishes