Shea
@shea-d.bsky.social
Gay AF 🏳️🌈. Trial lawyer ⚖️. I run too much. Gaymer (Nintendo Switch/PS5/Xbox One). Lover of pizza, soccer, bagels, and coffee.
I am finally done with the rural parts of this country. I just watched rednecks in Nebraska CHEER the president suggesting that Iran nuke LA and San Diego. As a New Yorker, fuck you and your dumbass cornfields that will never be the subject of an attack.
October 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I am finally done with the rural parts of this country. I just watched rednecks in Nebraska CHEER the president suggesting that Iran nuke LA and San Diego. As a New Yorker, fuck you and your dumbass cornfields that will never be the subject of an attack.
My Garmin watch (a GPS watch with a HR monitor) just buzzed at me and was like "you seem like your under high stress want to a breathing exercise?" BITCH HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS GAME. #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9
March 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My Garmin watch (a GPS watch with a HR monitor) just buzzed at me and was like "you seem like your under high stress want to a breathing exercise?" BITCH HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS GAME. #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by your spouse touching you from behind while you play #ResidentEvilRequiem with noise cancelling headphones on, and tell me you didn't jump sky high while shouting JESUS CHRIST.
Not based on real life events in my life AT ALL...
Not based on real life events in my life AT ALL...
March 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by your spouse touching you from behind while you play #ResidentEvilRequiem with noise cancelling headphones on, and tell me you didn't jump sky high while shouting JESUS CHRIST.
Not based on real life events in my life AT ALL...
Not based on real life events in my life AT ALL...
A typical timeline of this game so far:
Me: oh okay, I think this is fine
Me (30 seconds later): HOLY SHIT NOT FINE NOT FINE RUN
Rinse and repeat.
#ResidentEvilRequiem
Me: oh okay, I think this is fine
Me (30 seconds later): HOLY SHIT NOT FINE NOT FINE RUN
Rinse and repeat.
#ResidentEvilRequiem
March 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A typical timeline of this game so far:
Me: oh okay, I think this is fine
Me (30 seconds later): HOLY SHIT NOT FINE NOT FINE RUN
Rinse and repeat.
#ResidentEvilRequiem
Me: oh okay, I think this is fine
Me (30 seconds later): HOLY SHIT NOT FINE NOT FINE RUN
Rinse and repeat.
#ResidentEvilRequiem
March 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Me: *plays video games to unwind*
Also me: *playing #TheLastOfUs2
Also also me playing a certain "descent" level:
Also me: *playing #TheLastOfUs2
Also also me playing a certain "descent" level:
a close up of a cat with the words `` i 'm scared '' written below it .
ALT: a close up of a cat with the words `` i 'm scared '' written below it .
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February 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Me: *plays video games to unwind*
Also me: *playing #TheLastOfUs2
Also also me playing a certain "descent" level:
Also me: *playing #TheLastOfUs2
Also also me playing a certain "descent" level:
I've gotten to the point of my #ClairObscurE33 replay of the boss who is an absolute BEAST to beat and somehow I'm a surprise Pikachu that this is hard.
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
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January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I've gotten to the point of my #ClairObscurE33 replay of the boss who is an absolute BEAST to beat and somehow I'm a surprise Pikachu that this is hard.
"He had a (editor's note: legal, permitted) GUN!!!!" is really rich coming from the same crowd that routinely fellatios the 2nd Am EVERY time a mass shooter wipes out a school full of children or a church full of worshipers...
And then screeches about the govt "coming for our guns!!"
And then screeches about the govt "coming for our guns!!"
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"He had a (editor's note: legal, permitted) GUN!!!!" is really rich coming from the same crowd that routinely fellatios the 2nd Am EVERY time a mass shooter wipes out a school full of children or a church full of worshipers...
And then screeches about the govt "coming for our guns!!"
And then screeches about the govt "coming for our guns!!"
DOJ has been out of control for a while now.
It has lost all legitimacy.
It has lost all legitimacy.
DOJ is out of control. The crime of impeding federal agents requires physical force. Speaking out against the way ICE is being deployed is not a crime.
www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
DOJ investigating Gov. Tim Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over alleged conspiracy to impede immigration agents
Federal prosecutors are investigating Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for allegedly impeding immigration agents, sources told CBS News, an extraordinary escalation in the Trum...
www.cbsnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
DOJ has been out of control for a while now.
It has lost all legitimacy.
It has lost all legitimacy.
The fact they are even attempting this is sheer insanity.
There is no credibility left in the #DOJ. Just another weaponized branch of the federal government.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
There is no credibility left in the #DOJ. Just another weaponized branch of the federal government.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
3 Prosecutors Quit After Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
The fact they are even attempting this is sheer insanity.
There is no credibility left in the #DOJ. Just another weaponized branch of the federal government.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
There is no credibility left in the #DOJ. Just another weaponized branch of the federal government.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
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Those who fail to wear history are condemned to repeat it. https://store.theonion.com/products/us-dignity-reserves-nearly-depleted-headline-shirt?variant=42627907944517
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Those who fail to wear history are condemned to repeat it. https://store.theonion.com/products/us-dignity-reserves-nearly-depleted-headline-shirt?variant=42627907944517
There's a baby attorney at work who wants to be friends with me and so we've covered that I don't watch American football, but I do watch futbol/soccer.
Him: my team (the #GreenBayPackers) lost
Me: I wouldn't know
Him: yeah they blew an 18 point lead
Me: ohhh yeah even *I* heard about that...
Him: my team (the #GreenBayPackers) lost
Me: I wouldn't know
Him: yeah they blew an 18 point lead
Me: ohhh yeah even *I* heard about that...
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
There's a baby attorney at work who wants to be friends with me and so we've covered that I don't watch American football, but I do watch futbol/soccer.
Him: my team (the #GreenBayPackers) lost
Me: I wouldn't know
Him: yeah they blew an 18 point lead
Me: ohhh yeah even *I* heard about that...
Him: my team (the #GreenBayPackers) lost
Me: I wouldn't know
Him: yeah they blew an 18 point lead
Me: ohhh yeah even *I* heard about that...
This game has me avenging a dog that got hurt and while I'm screaming at the same old AC mechanics that have me leaping to my death for no reason, I am ALL about this animal content #AssassinsCreedShadows
January 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This game has me avenging a dog that got hurt and while I'm screaming at the same old AC mechanics that have me leaping to my death for no reason, I am ALL about this animal content #AssassinsCreedShadows
My absolute fav thing about the Assassin's Creed franchise is no matter what game you play, or how new it is (in my case #AssassinsCreedShadows) you will inevitably randomly throw yourself off tall places to your death. Because game mechanics.
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
My absolute fav thing about the Assassin's Creed franchise is no matter what game you play, or how new it is (in my case #AssassinsCreedShadows) you will inevitably randomly throw yourself off tall places to your death. Because game mechanics.
"Cheaper" eggs (except they're not) were totally worth all of this. Great job R voters. Well done.
BREAKING OVERNIGHT: President Trump confirms U.S. strikes on Venezuela, saying President Maduro was 'captured.'
Live updates: Explosions reported around Venezuela's capital
Follow live updates as a series of explosions are heard around Venezuela's capital after a military buildup in the Caribbean, tanker seizures, and Trump pressing President Nicolás Maduro to step down.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Cheaper" eggs (except they're not) were totally worth all of this. Great job R voters. Well done.
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Today, we remember the nearly 3,000 innocent lives lost on September 11, 2001, the first responders who bravely ran into danger to save their neighbors and the families who still carry the weight of that tragic day.
We will never forget.
We will never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today, we remember the nearly 3,000 innocent lives lost on September 11, 2001, the first responders who bravely ran into danger to save their neighbors and the families who still carry the weight of that tragic day.
We will never forget.
We will never forget.
And? That fucker was all jokes when there was a mass shooting here in NYC a few months ago.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
BREAKING: Charlie Kirk, a mobilizing force for young conservatives, dies at 31 after being shot at a Utah event, President Trump says.
Live updates: Shooting at Charlie Kirk event in Utah
Shots were fired at an event for right-wing activist Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University, according to a statement from the school.
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September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And? That fucker was all jokes when there was a mass shooting here in NYC a few months ago.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Not sure all the Mamdani supporters who are pissed at the Bronx voters going for Cuomo and saying "well they're uneducated" realize JUST how ironic it is they call themselves progressive and yet they're saying shit like this...
Jesus.
Jesus.
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not sure all the Mamdani supporters who are pissed at the Bronx voters going for Cuomo and saying "well they're uneducated" realize JUST how ironic it is they call themselves progressive and yet they're saying shit like this...
Jesus.
Jesus.
Sure. Why not. 🤷🏻♀️
Three supermassive black holes are gobbling up stars 10 times the size of the sun.
Shredding them is creating the biggest explosions since the dawn of the universe.
Shredding them is creating the biggest explosions since the dawn of the universe.
These cosmic monsters are creating the biggest explosions since the big bang
Three supermassive black holes are gobbling up stars 10 times the size of the sun. Shredding them is creating the biggest explosions since the dawn of the universe.
nbcnews.to
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sure. Why not. 🤷🏻♀️
I haven't seen this many excellent memes since that millionaire Titanic submarine imploded...
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I haven't seen this many excellent memes since that millionaire Titanic submarine imploded...
At what point do people realize that this clusterfuck of an "economic policy" is deliberately intended to crash the economy so the oligarchs can buy up the pieces at a fraction of the office? www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
U.S. stocks plunge minutes into trading day as tariffs slam global markets
Wall Street investors kicked off the trading day with major selling. Japan’s main stock index slid 2.7% and Europe’s Stoxx 600 was down more than 2.2%.
www.nbcnews.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
At what point do people realize that this clusterfuck of an "economic policy" is deliberately intended to crash the economy so the oligarchs can buy up the pieces at a fraction of the office? www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
FUCK. THE. MTA.
Worthless excuse for a transit service.
Worthless excuse for a transit service.
Northbound [N][Q][R][W] trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated at 34 St-Herald Sq.
March 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
FUCK. THE. MTA.
Worthless excuse for a transit service.
Worthless excuse for a transit service.
I attempted to make a traditional bangers and mash with gravy for the holiday today.
Me: *regularly makes Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, etc dishes* "no problem!"
Me making a white people dish: "wtf is this"
🤷🏻♀️
Me: *regularly makes Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, etc dishes* "no problem!"
Me making a white people dish: "wtf is this"
🤷🏻♀️
March 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I attempted to make a traditional bangers and mash with gravy for the holiday today.
Me: *regularly makes Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, etc dishes* "no problem!"
Me making a white people dish: "wtf is this"
🤷🏻♀️
Me: *regularly makes Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, etc dishes* "no problem!"
Me making a white people dish: "wtf is this"
🤷🏻♀️
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When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.
It's almost like this dumb motherfucker has no clue what he's doing and the idiot Americans who put him into power had ALL the info they needed to know this clusterfuckery would result. 🤦🏻♀️
We haven't even begun to see the resulting damage yet.
We haven't even begun to see the resulting damage yet.
So to put it in context:
Tuesday: Trump puts a sweeping tariffs on all goods coming into the U.S. from Canada and Mexico.
Wednesday: The White House said it would begin exempting U.S. automakers from the tariffs.
Today: An exemption on tariffs for most goods coming into the U.S. from Mexico.
Tuesday: Trump puts a sweeping tariffs on all goods coming into the U.S. from Canada and Mexico.
Wednesday: The White House said it would begin exempting U.S. automakers from the tariffs.
Today: An exemption on tariffs for most goods coming into the U.S. from Mexico.
Trump says most goods from Mexico will be exempt from recent tariffs for one month
Trump said goods compliant with the North American free trade agreement will not face a 25% tariff, which he put in place Tuesday on Mexican and Canadian imports.
nbcnews.to
March 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's almost like this dumb motherfucker has no clue what he's doing and the idiot Americans who put him into power had ALL the info they needed to know this clusterfuckery would result. 🤦🏻♀️
We haven't even begun to see the resulting damage yet.
We haven't even begun to see the resulting damage yet.