valley girl intelligentsia
@shelbyd.bsky.social
Salty sober sweetheart 🍉🦨🖤🔥
Making sweet potatoes into cookies cuz wtf not
May 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Making sweet potatoes into cookies cuz wtf not
Several MRIs scheduled, none covered... thank goddess they told me before I did them! Spoonie life fun! I really want to see the how lesions are doing in my brain & get put in that cave, it's been so long! Adventure time
May 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Several MRIs scheduled, none covered... thank goddess they told me before I did them! Spoonie life fun! I really want to see the how lesions are doing in my brain & get put in that cave, it's been so long! Adventure time
Have you ever taken a body count of those who have passed you've been involved with romantically/situationshiply... mine is three. How eerie can one be?
May 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Have you ever taken a body count of those who have passed you've been involved with romantically/situationshiply... mine is three. How eerie can one be?
Maybe I'll do improv or maybe I'll leave all the bullshit dancing around in my head to myself.
May 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Maybe I'll do improv or maybe I'll leave all the bullshit dancing around in my head to myself.
Under the waxing gibbous moon tonight someone told me it was in Scorpio... my Scorpio moon self felt more gay than ever towards a new Aquarius friend. 😆
May 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Under the waxing gibbous moon tonight someone told me it was in Scorpio... my Scorpio moon self felt more gay than ever towards a new Aquarius friend. 😆
Windows open, neighbor's kid is listening to London bridge is falling down .. I need this 😊
April 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Windows open, neighbor's kid is listening to London bridge is falling down .. I need this 😊
"Do you happen to have any properties in CA that you'd like to sell at the moment?"😂
April 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Do you happen to have any properties in CA that you'd like to sell at the moment?"😂
I love that my clinic offers acupuncture 💉
April 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I love that my clinic offers acupuncture 💉
Oh no how many new college students going to major in AI. So far I know 1
April 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Oh no how many new college students going to major in AI. So far I know 1
Don't miss him but I miss his pool
April 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Don't miss him but I miss his pool
I haven't thought of Loloee in a long time. Welcome back buddy.
BREAKING: Former Sacramento city council member Sean Loloee has just pled guilty to federal charges regarding his Viva grocery stores. Sentencing set for oct. 15. He remains out of custody
April 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I haven't thought of Loloee in a long time. Welcome back buddy.
The ambiance of chainsaws while in pt. It's actually relaxing because it's everyday at home
April 23, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The ambiance of chainsaws while in pt. It's actually relaxing because it's everyday at home
How many different doctors do I see? Today we're at 8. Managing my health is a job. Sometimes full time. Spoonie life is real. I'm grateful I've learned how to advocate for me. Maybe I should go to medical school. 🤔
April 23, 2026 at 5:38 AM
How many different doctors do I see? Today we're at 8. Managing my health is a job. Sometimes full time. Spoonie life is real. I'm grateful I've learned how to advocate for me. Maybe I should go to medical school. 🤔
I love bitching out matsui bots
April 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I love bitching out matsui bots
Seeing Ontario Mills burning brings joy to my heart. An old boyfriend took me there when I was a 16 or 17 (I think he was over 20?) & bought me the new album from save Ferris at the warehouse or Sam goody. True religion burning holds a special place in my heart after years of selling overpriced...
April 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Seeing Ontario Mills burning brings joy to my heart. An old boyfriend took me there when I was a 16 or 17 (I think he was over 20?) & bought me the new album from save Ferris at the warehouse or Sam goody. True religion burning holds a special place in my heart after years of selling overpriced...
Chronic illness sucks.
April 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Chronic illness sucks.
Once upon a time I was at my grandma's house w/ my mom sister & cousin. We went to blockbuster, it was my job to pick the movie. My choice was Welcome to the Dollhouse. I was completely fascinated and loved it. No one else liked it. Looking back I realize I loved it because I related to Dawn.
April 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Once upon a time I was at my grandma's house w/ my mom sister & cousin. We went to blockbuster, it was my job to pick the movie. My choice was Welcome to the Dollhouse. I was completely fascinated and loved it. No one else liked it. Looking back I realize I loved it because I related to Dawn.
I don't have any sporks which is a shame
April 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I don't have any sporks which is a shame
All of my favorite veggies to grow or eat are nightshades so as you can imagine my gut is a happy gal
April 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
All of my favorite veggies to grow or eat are nightshades so as you can imagine my gut is a happy gal
The glory of capitalism and and anti aging products at the doctors.
April 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The glory of capitalism and and anti aging products at the doctors.
At a karaoke bar and someone is singing living la vida loca
April 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
At a karaoke bar and someone is singing living la vida loca
4 vials of blood better than the usual 7
April 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
4 vials of blood better than the usual 7
Chiropractor and a driver's bad conservative radio. "Democrats bad!" I mean duh but nuance is a thing
March 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Chiropractor and a driver's bad conservative radio. "Democrats bad!" I mean duh but nuance is a thing
"Plumbing isn't just what we do it's who we are are" I love billboards. 🚽 🪠
March 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"Plumbing isn't just what we do it's who we are are" I love billboards. 🚽 🪠