The Napoleon of Crunk
@shep.ca
Law/marcomms intersections at https://shep.ca. Big ol' lefty. Dumb jokes.
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![Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicenlzjvvtlegllp5khszuneez6ygyiq3d5g37oaqz5hkwoqhteru)
Am I the only person who, after trimming his beard, looks down at the trimmings and thinks, “I’ve got the first step of a pretty decent homunculus here”?
September 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Am I the only person who, after trimming his beard, looks down at the trimmings and thinks, “I’ve got the first step of a pretty decent homunculus here”?
Today is the last day to submit short films for our animation / horror / experimental / trash film festival! The bar is low! Our tastes are weird! This is the hour! attackfest.ca
August 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Today is the last day to submit short films for our animation / horror / experimental / trash film festival! The bar is low! Our tastes are weird! This is the hour! attackfest.ca
it’s hard to find love out there I’m pulling for you Dave
August 13, 2026 at 11:15 AM
it’s hard to find love out there I’m pulling for you Dave
After some reflection, I think 26 is probably the ideal age for drinking in L.A.
August 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
After some reflection, I think 26 is probably the ideal age for drinking in L.A.
As a general principle, I believe that in life the prime indicator you’re on track is “the very best people like what you’re doing.” But there’s a secondary indicator, “the very worst people hate what you’re doing,” and sometimes that’s okay too.
August 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
As a general principle, I believe that in life the prime indicator you’re on track is “the very best people like what you’re doing.” But there’s a secondary indicator, “the very worst people hate what you’re doing,” and sometimes that’s okay too.
Like, people _use_ AI for things. Coding, finance, etc. I am just so perpetually baffled by anyone who trusts it. It can't draw a straight line. It can't answer simple trivia questions. Why the blistering fuck are people allowing it to write code, manage finances, counsel on healhcare issues?
July 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Like, people _use_ AI for things. Coding, finance, etc. I am just so perpetually baffled by anyone who trusts it. It can't draw a straight line. It can't answer simple trivia questions. Why the blistering fuck are people allowing it to write code, manage finances, counsel on healhcare issues?
Interviewed by Kingston Theatre Alliance about my new Fringe show, Let Us Sit in Goddamn Silence for One Hour. It's exactly what it seems to be! Happening in #ygk #kingston starting next week. All are welcome! Tickets and more info at goddansilence.ca.
July 31, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Interviewed by Kingston Theatre Alliance about my new Fringe show, Let Us Sit in Goddamn Silence for One Hour. It's exactly what it seems to be! Happening in #ygk #kingston starting next week. All are welcome! Tickets and more info at goddansilence.ca.
The thing that gets me about Predator movies is our experience of them is like what a tiger must feel like when confronted by a fat, white, Republican dentist who only shows up once every few years to blast away at things with his stupid fuckin' rifle. All we see are a few privileged assholes.
March 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The thing that gets me about Predator movies is our experience of them is like what a tiger must feel like when confronted by a fat, white, Republican dentist who only shows up once every few years to blast away at things with his stupid fuckin' rifle. All we see are a few privileged assholes.
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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar offers you dangly paws in these trying times
February 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar offers you dangly paws in these trying times
Holy shit! My questions answered (extremely well) and I get name-checked in the latest @herecomestomorrow.net *parasocial relationships intensify*
February 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Holy shit! My questions answered (extremely well) and I get name-checked in the latest @herecomestomorrow.net *parasocial relationships intensify*
I am normally 100% "don't judge people for buying pre-prepped food cooking takes time and energy" but for fuck's sake people OVERNIGHT OATS IS OATS + MILK + OVERNIGHT WHO THE HELL BUYS PREMADE OVERNIGHT OATS
February 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I am normally 100% "don't judge people for buying pre-prepped food cooking takes time and energy" but for fuck's sake people OVERNIGHT OATS IS OATS + MILK + OVERNIGHT WHO THE HELL BUYS PREMADE OVERNIGHT OATS
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If you enjoy data, visuals, photos of adorable birds or just neat internet things, please check it out, and please share it onward if you enjoyed it! 🐦 (as I'm self-publishing this I could really _really_ use your help to spread the word, thank you! 🙏🙏🙏)
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If you enjoy data, visuals, photos of adorable birds or just neat internet things, please check it out, and please share it onward if you enjoyed it! 🐦 (as I'm self-publishing this I could really _really_ use your help to spread the word, thank you! 🙏🙏🙏)
In every apocalyptic future, no matter how devastated by nuclear war or viruses we are, no matter how savage and insane the cannibal hordes, it gives me hope that one of them will always be able to scare up a top hat.
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
In every apocalyptic future, no matter how devastated by nuclear war or viruses we are, no matter how savage and insane the cannibal hordes, it gives me hope that one of them will always be able to scare up a top hat.
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“The global publishing platform Substack is generating revenue from newsletters that promote virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism, a Guardian investigation has found…” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“The global publishing platform Substack is generating revenue from newsletters that promote virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism, a Guardian investigation has found…” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
putting Hollywood on notice after watching "Keeper"
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
putting Hollywood on notice after watching "Keeper"
My wife was against me quitting my job and selling the house to create a new chain restaurant concept called TGI Mothman until I explained that the acronym means “Thank God It’s Mothman”
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My wife was against me quitting my job and selling the house to create a new chain restaurant concept called TGI Mothman until I explained that the acronym means “Thank God It’s Mothman”
nobody in The Thing ever seemed to consider that maybe Wilford Brimley is just a cranky ol' dude who loves building spaceships
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
nobody in The Thing ever seemed to consider that maybe Wilford Brimley is just a cranky ol' dude who loves building spaceships
this song is what I want to be when I grow up mvllcrimes.bandcamp.com/track/vrguin...
VRGUING WITH STRVNGERS, by MVLL CRIMES
track by MVLL CRIMES
mvllcrimes.bandcamp.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
this song is what I want to be when I grow up mvllcrimes.bandcamp.com/track/vrguin...
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
with a hat tip to @dylantodd.bsky.social, who cracked my wife up with the initial observation.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
with a hat tip to @dylantodd.bsky.social, who cracked my wife up with the initial observation.
Nepo being the literal opposite to "open" is probably something that somebody else has already thought about, but it just hit me this morning.
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nepo being the literal opposite to "open" is probably something that somebody else has already thought about, but it just hit me this morning.
This month in the Tiniest Gallery -- Abby Nowakowski (Poor Thing Designs) and the seasonally appropriate "People Over Profits." The smallest art gallery in the world abides at 49 Cherry Street in Kingston, Ontario!
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This month in the Tiniest Gallery -- Abby Nowakowski (Poor Thing Designs) and the seasonally appropriate "People Over Profits." The smallest art gallery in the world abides at 49 Cherry Street in Kingston, Ontario!
by definition at one point it must have been a skinny bop
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
by definition at one point it must have been a skinny bop
Thanks to a missing letter I just spent ten minutes imagining a local motorsports store owner called SNOWMOB LES
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thanks to a missing letter I just spent ten minutes imagining a local motorsports store owner called SNOWMOB LES