Mark Shepherd
@shepshep.bsky.social
Perhaps best known for my “Impersonations of British Freshwater Fish”.
Perhaps least known for inventing an inflatable dartboard.
Perhaps least known for inventing an inflatable dartboard.
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What exactly is this man’s role at the WH? Does he have a defined set of responsibilities or is it just more of an “oddjob?”
What exactly is this man’s role at the WH? Does he have a defined set of responsibilities or is it just more of an “oddjob?”
‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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August 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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What exactly is this man’s role at the WH? Does he have a defined set of responsibilities or is it just more of an “oddjob?”
What exactly is this man’s role at the WH? Does he have a defined set of responsibilities or is it just more of an “oddjob?”
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Favourite sandwich?
Antelope, lettuce, and tomato.
Antelope, lettuce, and tomato.
July 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Favourite sandwich?
Antelope, lettuce, and tomato.
Antelope, lettuce, and tomato.
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A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.
July 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.
“Klammer to see Gold Cup hope Trawlerman after revelation he wears ski goggles”
Should this have read “clamour”?
Should this have read “clamour”?
June 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“Klammer to see Gold Cup hope Trawlerman after revelation he wears ski goggles”
Should this have read “clamour”?
Should this have read “clamour”?
Just listened to Johnny Cash singing “My Grandfather’s Clock.” 90 years without winding! My phone can’t keep a charge for half a day.
C’mon Tim Cook, get your finger out.
C’mon Tim Cook, get your finger out.
May 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Just listened to Johnny Cash singing “My Grandfather’s Clock.” 90 years without winding! My phone can’t keep a charge for half a day.
C’mon Tim Cook, get your finger out.
C’mon Tim Cook, get your finger out.
Hey! How come nobody has approached me?
BRITAIN'S SEXIEST SHEPHERD
Friday Channel 5
9pm
Friday Channel 5
9pm
April 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Hey! How come nobody has approached me?
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
Goodnight Austin…..
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Goodnight Austin…..
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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Didn't Trump already have his annual check up in April?
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Didn't Trump already have his annual check up in April?
Wait, wut? Did Phil Foden just win an Emmy?
September 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wait, wut? Did Phil Foden just win an Emmy?
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Honestly surprised we're not seeing more incidents like this -- both the masked men impersonating cops and the intended victim shooting masked men.
August 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Honestly surprised we're not seeing more incidents like this -- both the masked men impersonating cops and the intended victim shooting masked men.
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Today’s Republican Party
August 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today’s Republican Party
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Maurene Comey's goodbye note to SDNY colleagues:
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Maurene Comey's goodbye note to SDNY colleagues:
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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
June 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
Sean Coombs trial started today. I predict that the jury will return a verdict of “Diddy did it”.
May 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sean Coombs trial started today. I predict that the jury will return a verdict of “Diddy did it”.
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist
March 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist
I have also noticed that ‘fun era’ appears in the word ‘funeral’.
Worth thinking about?
Worth thinking about?
Ever notice "keel over" has the letters 'love' right in the middle? Just file that away—it'll brighten your day a little as you're dying.
March 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have also noticed that ‘fun era’ appears in the word ‘funeral’.
Worth thinking about?
Worth thinking about?
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Satisfied that he had all the ingredients he needed, Phineas moved on to the next big question - how to get it into the dog's food.
March 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Satisfied that he had all the ingredients he needed, Phineas moved on to the next big question - how to get it into the dog's food.