My latest for @theappeal.org:

James Carver spent 36 years in prison after he was convicted of setting one of the deadliest fires in #Massachusetts history. But after reviewing new scientific evidence, a judge set him free.

“They took my life away for nothing,” Carver said.

a beautiful president’s day to all the barista’s who lay their lives on the line for us every federal holiday

U.S. Navy has paused all Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPR) training, per Navy memo leaked to me

Also got these messages through right before they locked it down

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth

“you can’t get violent because they’ll declare martial law”

no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!

Scam Altman

Generative AI is essentially copy paste but with large datasets analyzed probabilistically. Maybe that's useful but it's not intelligence and doesn't justify the absurd amounts of investment it's attracted

We’re cooked

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Customs and Border Protection union directs officers to use the term "illegal alien" from now on, per memo I obtained

BREAKING: choosing to post the lyrics when posting a song to your instagram story does in fact cause brain deterioration