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Sherry Stanley
@sherrystanley.bsky.social
Liberal
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My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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My man looks like he's insisting the pledge died *with* alcohol poisoning, not *from* alcohol poisoning
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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My man looks like he was patched into a biker gang called GEL'S ANGELS
September 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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My man looks like his Tinder bio is simply "Alpha Male, Free Thinker, American"
September 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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My man looks like one of Biff Tannen's sidekicks
September 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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My man looks like his ex-wives have a group chat
September 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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My man looks like MEMENTO if it were about a man who couldn't remember the Fourteen Words
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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My man looks like he has sack-tapped a general
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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My man looks like his blood type is HGH positive
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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My man looks like someone just asked him to do long division in his head
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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My man looks like a rival sailor in a Popeye cartoon
September 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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My man looks like he's worn a friar's cloak in a candlelit basement
September 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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My man looks like he's built up an immunity to pepper spray
September 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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My man looks like the grungiest goddamn guy at the gym
September 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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My man looks like Fat Tony on Ozempic
September 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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My man looks like a pro wrestler who enters the ring to "Flight of the Valkyries"
September 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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My man looks like in-house legal counsel for Cobra Commander
September 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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My man looks like Mr. July in a Divorced Dads of Nevada wall calendar
September 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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My man looks like a rageaholic who coincidentally happens to be an alcoholic
September 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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My man looks like he secretes his own hair gel
September 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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My man looks like he's wondering when women started covering their drinks everywhere
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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My man looks like the stain on his chest is not from a cream filled doughnut.
September 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Fat Satan, you're no Jack Kennedy.
September 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM