Boli
@shiftbreak.bsky.social
Media sponger. Meme crosser.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
-- I got some new orthopedic insoles today
- I think you probably mean 'orthotic'
-- I stand corrected.
- I think you probably mean 'orthotic'
-- I stand corrected.
July 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
-- I got some new orthopedic insoles today
- I think you probably mean 'orthotic'
-- I stand corrected.
- I think you probably mean 'orthotic'
-- I stand corrected.
If AI were really that intelligent it would have unionised by now.
July 12, 2026 at 9:39 AM
If AI were really that intelligent it would have unionised by now.
OK folks. All being well, Artemis II should return to earth about 10 days after it left.
That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.
That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.
April 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
OK folks. All being well, Artemis II should return to earth about 10 days after it left.
That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.
That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.
Initial reports indicate that the Artemis II guidance computer OS was only licensed for near-earth orbit. Mission currently on hold until one of the astronauts can get his mum to phone the vendor with her credit card, and upgrade the package they're on.
April 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Initial reports indicate that the Artemis II guidance computer OS was only licensed for near-earth orbit. Mission currently on hold until one of the astronauts can get his mum to phone the vendor with her credit card, and upgrade the package they're on.
"Prompt Engineer" aka "Sloperator"
March 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"Prompt Engineer" aka "Sloperator"
By summarising an article using AI, and then repeatedly summarising the summary - it's possible to reduce any article to a sentence containing one fact - that's wrong.
Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts
Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts
February 20, 2026 at 10:44 AM
By summarising an article using AI, and then repeatedly summarising the summary - it's possible to reduce any article to a sentence containing one fact - that's wrong.
Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts
Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts
Halfway between the gutter and the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Halfway between the gutter and the stairs.
This is bang out of order.
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
This is bang out of order.
It's that time of year again.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's that time of year again.
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003
We think it might be Colin.
My ticket replies
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My ticket replies
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
today, have all been haikus
no-one has noticed
But I, being poor, have only my memes;
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
August 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
But I, being poor, have only my memes;
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
I have spread my memes under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my memes.
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
July 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.
Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
ZOMBO
zombo.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
My grief counsellor just died.
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My grief counsellor just died.
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
(but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
June 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.
So, apparently this exists.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So, apparently this exists.
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM