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Objects in the future are closer than they appear.
He told Trump: vas te faire foutre!
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang.

ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
ifloz.substack.com
August 23, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Some are playing chess, the turd is just being played. Carney told him: va te faire foutre!
Iran knows the midterms are coming
Canada knows the midterms are coming
Canadians and Iranians are making the same bet: That Trump and the GOP will become powerless after the midterms ie the american people will force out a President and party that has taken US to global economic war & war war

Canada and Iran both think that US credibility and power is a wasting asset
August 23, 2026 at 4:22 AM
You know what? allez vous faire foutre! Let's do this!
Do it, Canada. Do the funni. Export tax of 500%. I want to see gas at $12/gal
This isn’t going to go well. #TrumpsTariffs
August 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You know what? allez vous faire foutre!
August 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

#AbolishICE

(From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )
July 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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This is Joan Sebastian Guerrero, the 26-year-old Colombian father and husband murdered by ICE fascists in broad daylight in front of his 3-year-old daughter.

He was NOT the target of the ICE warrant. He was documented. He did everything right. ICE murdered him anyway. And yet…

1/2
July 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.”

@reuters.com
July 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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“I don’t know why the President of the US behaves like this toward his allies. It’s not the first time. It is disappointing that he does not show the same determination with the enemies of the West and the US, whose leaders he instead treats with far greater indulgence.” - Italy PM Giorgia Meloni
June 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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:))
June 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
June 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The few obscenely rich or the healthy and prosperous crowd, we need to choose, they are mutually exclusive.
You Can’t Have Both Democracy and Billionaires
A new book argues that “Democracy Needs the Rich.” In fact, concentrated wealth destroys any semblance of a democratic society.
www.currentaffairs.org
June 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Next step will be bannign elections altogether.
🚨BREAKING: Republican lawmakers in North Carolina are trying to ban state election officials from publicly encouraging people to vote, part of a massive proposed overhaul of elections that a state legislative committee approved Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
North Carolina Republicans want to ban election officials from promoting voting
Republicans on a legislative committee approved the ban as part of a massive proposed overhaul of North Carolina elections.
www.democracydocket.com
June 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag.

How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣

CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
May 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended.

Guest star: Jeff Daniels

Special appearance by: Eminem

Musical director: Jack White

Genius.

youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
May 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Lynx held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and Renee Good ahead of the season opener at Target Center:
May 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Never stop talking about this until justice is served

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May 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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April 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.
April 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Not even using 16.66 of their brains…. Definition of stupidity.
Oh my god they are so stupid.

And they are in charge of the United States of America.
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"
April 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s about race, period.
"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."

"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...

www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...
April 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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April 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶
April 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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The Kremlin will not congratulate Magyar on his victory in the Hungarian elections. Hungary is now an 'unfriendly country.' --- RIA news

Putin and his bitch could not save the corpse. Long live Hungary!
April 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Leaked video from the yesterday’s mar-a-lago election night watch party ..
April 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM