Shortblondeguy
@shortblondeguy.bsky.social
Anthony B. 333.45 ppm. 🏳️🌈. MSP.
See my 📷 at www.shortblondeguy.com
Writing a book, too!
See my 📷 at www.shortblondeguy.com
Writing a book, too!
Home Screen du jour.
(The gay apps are in the 🔀 folder.)
(The gay apps are in the 🔀 folder.)
September 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Home Screen du jour.
(The gay apps are in the 🔀 folder.)
(The gay apps are in the 🔀 folder.)
- Posts selfie after buzzing down hair and types something about, 'gay powers.' -
September 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
- Posts selfie after buzzing down hair and types something about, 'gay powers.' -
I'm gonna vote from home for the first time ever! Go Minnesota!
I'd be perfectly fine voting in person early or in Nov., but I wanted to vote by mail JUST TO SPITE THAT FUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE & HIS PUPPETEERS!
FUCK YOU CHEETO FACE! 🖕🏻
I'd be perfectly fine voting in person early or in Nov., but I wanted to vote by mail JUST TO SPITE THAT FUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE & HIS PUPPETEERS!
FUCK YOU CHEETO FACE! 🖕🏻
September 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I'm gonna vote from home for the first time ever! Go Minnesota!
I'd be perfectly fine voting in person early or in Nov., but I wanted to vote by mail JUST TO SPITE THAT FUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE & HIS PUPPETEERS!
FUCK YOU CHEETO FACE! 🖕🏻
I'd be perfectly fine voting in person early or in Nov., but I wanted to vote by mail JUST TO SPITE THAT FUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE & HIS PUPPETEERS!
FUCK YOU CHEETO FACE! 🖕🏻
I have this same question often.
How do I hook up with my UPS driver!?
🥵 🤤
🥵 🤤
September 17, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I have this same question often.
The consumerist act of waking up early for a preorder is confirmation for me that capitalism is in its late stages, simply cos I can't get back to sleep.
September 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The consumerist act of waking up early for a preorder is confirmation for me that capitalism is in its late stages, simply cos I can't get back to sleep.
Reposted by Shortblondeguy
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place:
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
September 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place:
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
Usually I limit my 🤤 for old dead men to photographs in the 1800s... But this gets two 🤤🤤.
Born #onthisday in London in 1795, John Polidori. As well as being the long-suffering personal physician to Lord Byron, he is also the creator of the first modern #vampire story: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/the-poet-the-physician-and-the-birth-of-the-modern-vampire #OTD
September 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Usually I limit my 🤤 for old dead men to photographs in the 1800s... But this gets two 🤤🤤.
Cool Bob Foes
September 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cool Bob Foes
Reposted by Shortblondeguy
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss."
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
September 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss."
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss."
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
September 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss."
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up.
Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
Covid is still a thing yall!
New vaccines are out! If they are available near you, get it done!
Get poked! Don't be scared! 💉💉💉
New vaccines are out! If they are available near you, get it done!
Get poked! Don't be scared! 💉💉💉
April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) with a Syringe
Alt: April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) with a Syringe from Parks and Rec
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September 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Covid is still a thing yall!
New vaccines are out! If they are available near you, get it done!
Get poked! Don't be scared! 💉💉💉
New vaccines are out! If they are available near you, get it done!
Get poked! Don't be scared! 💉💉💉
Reposted by Shortblondeguy
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex...
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
September 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex...
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex...
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
September 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex...
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear...
How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄
I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
This is called Thread Numbering. Yay!
Guess this is a new feature here where Bsky will display the number of posts when you've clicked the + sign, like I have on this post.
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
September 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is called Thread Numbering. Yay!
Guess this is a new feature here where Bsky will display the number of posts when you've clicked the + sign, like I have on this post.
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
September 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Guess this is a new feature here where Bsky will display the number of posts when you've clicked the + sign, like I have on this post.
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place:
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
September 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place:
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings.
Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent.
But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city.
-- Why are we used to this? --
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
September 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
Me to coworkers about impatient people:
"If, 'patience is a virtue,' there are a LOT of people out there who are not as virtuous as they might think."
"If, 'patience is a virtue,' there are a LOT of people out there who are not as virtuous as they might think."
September 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Me to coworkers about impatient people:
"If, 'patience is a virtue,' there are a LOT of people out there who are not as virtuous as they might think."
"If, 'patience is a virtue,' there are a LOT of people out there who are not as virtuous as they might think."
NEW Custom Scented CandlE for Gen X and Older!
Hot Christmas Tree Lights
Hot Christmas Tree Lights
Christmas Tree Lights
Alt: Christmas Tree Lights
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September 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
NEW Custom Scented CandlE for Gen X and Older!
Hot Christmas Tree Lights
Hot Christmas Tree Lights
This video's youtube title card should've been here, where she sings, "No one knows, how I feel!"
This was the 2nd, lower budget version of Stand Back's music video.
Just her in front of this mic could have been the whole video.
So beautiful, confident, & dare I say as a gay, SEXY! 😆
This was the 2nd, lower budget version of Stand Back's music video.
Just her in front of this mic could have been the whole video.
So beautiful, confident, & dare I say as a gay, SEXY! 😆
September 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This video's youtube title card should've been here, where she sings, "No one knows, how I feel!"
This was the 2nd, lower budget version of Stand Back's music video.
Just her in front of this mic could have been the whole video.
So beautiful, confident, & dare I say as a gay, SEXY! 😆
This was the 2nd, lower budget version of Stand Back's music video.
Just her in front of this mic could have been the whole video.
So beautiful, confident, & dare I say as a gay, SEXY! 😆
Y'all are gonna kill me but I only knew the character Carrie Bradshaw through memes on Tumblr.
I never watched Sex and the City. 😄
I miss (the old) Tumblr. ❤️
I never watched Sex and the City. 😄
I miss (the old) Tumblr. ❤️
August 31, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Y'all are gonna kill me but I only knew the character Carrie Bradshaw through memes on Tumblr.
I never watched Sex and the City. 😄
I miss (the old) Tumblr. ❤️
I never watched Sex and the City. 😄
I miss (the old) Tumblr. ❤️
Drove 3 hours to help mom yesterday, while she's in care, only for her to have changed her mind on what we agreed to do.
Kinda justifiably mad, but she's mom. 🥺
I did enjoy the 6 hour round trip yesterday, even on a highway where the biggest features are farms, in moderate rain. But still. 😒
Kinda justifiably mad, but she's mom. 🥺
I did enjoy the 6 hour round trip yesterday, even on a highway where the biggest features are farms, in moderate rain. But still. 😒
August 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Drove 3 hours to help mom yesterday, while she's in care, only for her to have changed her mind on what we agreed to do.
Kinda justifiably mad, but she's mom. 🥺
I did enjoy the 6 hour round trip yesterday, even on a highway where the biggest features are farms, in moderate rain. But still. 😒
Kinda justifiably mad, but she's mom. 🥺
I did enjoy the 6 hour round trip yesterday, even on a highway where the biggest features are farms, in moderate rain. But still. 😒
That daze of boredom at night where you are like, "I -should- go to bed," but you just are too bored to take action. 😄
August 30, 2026 at 4:58 AM
That daze of boredom at night where you are like, "I -should- go to bed," but you just are too bored to take action. 😄
6 hour round trip to help mom tomorrow. She's been having a tough time. 🥺
Not an entirely bad thing!
• It's a road trip ❤️
• It's visiting mom ❤️
• It's helping her out ❤️
A favorite coping mechanism against stress is finding even the smallest good, in bad things.
It helps me a lot!
Not an entirely bad thing!
• It's a road trip ❤️
• It's visiting mom ❤️
• It's helping her out ❤️
A favorite coping mechanism against stress is finding even the smallest good, in bad things.
It helps me a lot!
August 29, 2026 at 4:30 AM
6 hour round trip to help mom tomorrow. She's been having a tough time. 🥺
Not an entirely bad thing!
• It's a road trip ❤️
• It's visiting mom ❤️
• It's helping her out ❤️
A favorite coping mechanism against stress is finding even the smallest good, in bad things.
It helps me a lot!
Not an entirely bad thing!
• It's a road trip ❤️
• It's visiting mom ❤️
• It's helping her out ❤️
A favorite coping mechanism against stress is finding even the smallest good, in bad things.
It helps me a lot!