Juniper
@shortllama.bsky.social
Professional glue taste tester, 2009 - present
my straw page https://shortllama.straw.page/
my straw page https://shortllama.straw.page/
"the problem with fnaf is you can have like 6 things happen at once,, and then it's just joever for you" - Kady 2026
Rest in Peace Kady's Twitter 2023-2026,, I'll forever miss you,,,
Rest in Peace Kady's Twitter 2023-2026,, I'll forever miss you,,,
June 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"the problem with fnaf is you can have like 6 things happen at once,, and then it's just joever for you" - Kady 2026
Rest in Peace Kady's Twitter 2023-2026,, I'll forever miss you,,,
Rest in Peace Kady's Twitter 2023-2026,, I'll forever miss you,,,
One of my friends on Twitter just asked “How do u know if you should transition”, and like I said no.1 you don’t & no.2 if your asking that question you should just do it because you’ll figure it out soon enough afterwards, they’re now denying being trans, but like I think they’ll figure it out soon
May 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
One of my friends on Twitter just asked “How do u know if you should transition”, and like I said no.1 you don’t & no.2 if your asking that question you should just do it because you’ll figure it out soon enough afterwards, they’re now denying being trans, but like I think they’ll figure it out soon
I really miss oomf who ghosted me, she was so kind.
May 9, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I really miss oomf who ghosted me, she was so kind.
I think I might come to an irl tonight, but I is scared.
May 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I think I might come to an irl tonight, but I is scared.
today I looked into the mirror and what I saw staring back at me looked pretty, for a brief moment, I felt happy.
May 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
today I looked into the mirror and what I saw staring back at me looked pretty, for a brief moment, I felt happy.
My GitHub repository’s are just filled with commits like this, because I make a lot of mistakes, and use stupid naming conventions.
May 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My GitHub repository’s are just filled with commits like this, because I make a lot of mistakes, and use stupid naming conventions.
I find vague posting extremely funny,
May 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I find vague posting extremely funny,
I want to scroll bluesky, but like I keep on seeing peoples dead dogs, because I liked one post like a year ago, because I felt bad for someone.
May 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I want to scroll bluesky, but like I keep on seeing peoples dead dogs, because I liked one post like a year ago, because I felt bad for someone.
I'm really dumb, but people act like I know everything, about everything, and then when they ask me a question I don't know they get mad. Like I'm not a fucking AI, sure you can cheat off me I don't give a shit, but I'm only human.
April 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I'm really dumb, but people act like I know everything, about everything, and then when they ask me a question I don't know they get mad. Like I'm not a fucking AI, sure you can cheat off me I don't give a shit, but I'm only human.
I really want to go into aerospace engineering when I'm older, but like there is a 50% chance the only job I could get would be with lockheed martin, and I don't want to make missiles that bomb children.
April 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I really want to go into aerospace engineering when I'm older, but like there is a 50% chance the only job I could get would be with lockheed martin, and I don't want to make missiles that bomb children.
A storm came through and I’ve been left without power for 6 hours, it’s not that bad but I wanna get on my pc,luckily there is still a working cell tower nearby tho, so I’m not completely left to myself.
April 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
A storm came through and I’ve been left without power for 6 hours, it’s not that bad but I wanna get on my pc,luckily there is still a working cell tower nearby tho, so I’m not completely left to myself.
Mrow, prrrrrr. mrrpp
April 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Mrow, prrrrrr. mrrpp
Today feels weirdly normal.
April 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Today feels weirdly normal.
I have to study for a engineering test that is worth college credit, because my teacher never properly taught us through out the year.
April 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I have to study for a engineering test that is worth college credit, because my teacher never properly taught us through out the year.
I'm so tired I feel like I'm going to pass out.
April 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm so tired I feel like I'm going to pass out.
My nails are painted like hatsune miku’s right now,, life is good.
April 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My nails are painted like hatsune miku’s right now,, life is good.
I need to update my strawpage to say bluesky instead of twitter, but I’m too lazy.
April 25, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I need to update my strawpage to say bluesky instead of twitter, but I’m too lazy.
I’m just a kitty, prrrr.
April 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’m just a kitty, prrrr.
It raining and the thunder scared ouppy.
April 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It raining and the thunder scared ouppy.
I meow at my friends sometimes.
April 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I meow at my friends sometimes.
No matter how much water I drink my mouth is always dry.
April 23, 2026 at 5:27 AM
No matter how much water I drink my mouth is always dry.
I genuinely think you'd be better informed if you only read the onion, compared to only watching fox news.
April 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I genuinely think you'd be better informed if you only read the onion, compared to only watching fox news.
I got used as an example of a hippie to day in class,, in front of my face...
I don't know if I should be offended because like my teacher isn't wrong,,,, but I'm just like a bit alternative, not a hippie.
I don't know if I should be offended because like my teacher isn't wrong,,,, but I'm just like a bit alternative, not a hippie.
April 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I got used as an example of a hippie to day in class,, in front of my face...
I don't know if I should be offended because like my teacher isn't wrong,,,, but I'm just like a bit alternative, not a hippie.
I don't know if I should be offended because like my teacher isn't wrong,,,, but I'm just like a bit alternative, not a hippie.